User:Bretcrutchfield

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A user in the massive MMO Travian and resides in the "CT" Alliance...

Bret was born and raised in Ohio. Ohio? Who goes to ohio without force?

Bret has grown into a fine specimin of redneck. With his 4x4 truck and a case of beer, Bret can conquer anything. Can often be found sitting in a rocking chair of his mamma's house talking to the family toaster, when not playing Travian for a few days at a time. Thats how the Mans do it.

In Travian he had gained control of a large section of NW territory, where he proceeded to rape the WGF Alliance . Massive amounts of WGF members fled from travian, never to be seen again citation needed. This player usually plays drunk, and has been known to send over 40k imperian troops at a new player, along with taunting remarks such as, "You was my only good son..." seconds before the army actually strikes.

Has also been known to play as "the goat, Bob saget, tiki wartooth, and crazy patrick swayze" citation needed

Bret has also been known to be the CT IRC most awsomest dude ever allowing anyone to bask in his glory between the hours of 9 pm est and 11 pm est. At certain times of the night he has been abused by more than 5 really hot drunk women at a time.

Has an undying affection of getting user:blackops to leave him alone.