User:Brandon Brown

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Brandon Brown (born August 11, 1981 as Brandon N. Brown) is a college student, currently enrolled at Northern Michigan University. His aliases include B and Chocolate Bratwurst.

[edit] Early Years

Brandon Brown was raised in southeastern Michigan from birth until sometime in 1985 where he, along with his mother Teresa, moved to Sarasota, Florida. This was a bright time in young Brandon's life, and he often spent time on the beach and swimming in the Gulf of Mexico. At this period, he was living in a house with his mother and two of her three siblings. Though times were tough financially, it was one of the happiest times in his life. About a year later, he moved back to Michigan and started kindergarten. After kindergarten, Brandon moved to a new house and met his first lifelong friend, Josh Lloyd (a.k.a. Diamond Phallus).

His early school years revealed that he was indeed a bright child, with an IQ significantly above the average, and the ability to read several grade levels above the average child. His mother noticed this and put him in a private school for first and second grades, but around this time, his mother got married to a man with whom Brandon did not get along well. The family moved to a different house on the border of two school districts. From kindergarten to the fifth grade, Brandon attended four different schools. His mother saw the effect this had on him and realized that children need stability, so the family, which by this point included Brandon's two half-brothers, Travis and Adam, moved to Manchester, Michigan, where they live today.