User:Bozaloshtsh

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"... in Japan, to assert one's legal rights is regarded as unethical behavior." (Hanami Tadashi)

The Mythos of Bozaloshtsh

Accross the ages, there have been several different incarnations of the spirit Bozaloshtsh. More commonly known (at least to the Irish) as the Wailing Banshee, Bozaloshtsh was what the Wend of Germany named the incomprehensible wailing released by these spirits right before imminent death.

[edit] Physical Incarnations

The Wend knew her as a little woman with flowing dark hair, who would wail agonizingly beneith the windowsill of those in mortal peril.
In common day, she's still a little woman, flowing dark hair recently hacked off, who would be sad for more people in mortal peril, if they didn't often deserve it.

[edit] Goals While On the Mortal Plane

These days, Boz tends to spend a lot of time trapped in a vulnerable state combining medicinally understood epilepsy and a type of trance that elevates her creative capacity to uncharted hights.
As a result, she tends to weave tails about little boys who wear their underwear on the outside of their tights and run off to fight crime.
She's also seriously considering dropping out of film school to run a brothel.

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