User:Bongwarrior

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Bongwarrior The current time is 21:45 UTC. This user advocates the use of more cowbell. This user enjoys heavy metal music. SK This user enjoys the works of Stephen King. This user still enjoys playing games on the Atari 2600. This user supports the legalization of cannabis. This user is interested in Taoism. This user tries to play the piano. This user knows that there is no dark side of the moon really— matter of fact it's all dark. This user has been touched by His Noodly Appendage. π-2 This user knows pi to two decimal places. All your base are belong to Bongwarrior.

Bongwarrior (b. 1974) is an American dude who is a regular contributor to Wikipedia.

Contents 1 Early life 2 Middle life 3 Later life 4 Articles he has created 5 Articles he did not create, but is claiming credit for 6 Interesting images

Early life

In late 1973, Bongwarrior's father and mother had "relations". This eventually resulted in Bongwarrior being born. He was a fairly hefty baby. His early years were very productive, as he learned to read and write and not get food in his hair.

Middle life

Some time later, Bongwarrior discovered marijuana (or "ganja" as it is sometimes called by jazz musicians). He was intrigued by the fact that smoking this substance imbued him with certain super powers, such as the ability to sit through an hour of sitar music. At that time, he made a solemn vow to use these powers to defend the noble weed against all who would wish it harm, or at least keep smoking it. A short time later, Bongwarrior lost interest in academics and dropped out of college, though this is probably just a coincidence.

Later life

Bongwarrior is still alive as of this writing, which is good news for him. He contents himself with strumming his acoustic guitar, editing people's incoherent ramblings on Wikipedia, or making incoherent ramblings of his own.

Articles he has created

• Eric Wagner
• We All Love Ennio Morricone
• Grand Rapids Chicks

Articles he did not create, but is claiming credit for

• God
• Taoism
• Black Sabbath
• Pittsburgh Steelers
• Wikipedia
• Spinal Tap
• Dog poop girl
• Toilets in Japan
• Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateapokaiwhenuakitanatahu

Interesting images

Bongwarrior did not upload or create any of these pictures. He just thinks they're pretty kickass.

Amundsen-Scott South Pole Station, Antarctica	Nesjavellir geothermal power plant, Iceland	Space Shuttle Columbia on the launch pad, STS-1	Space Shuttle Atlantis rollout, STS-79
Battersea Power Station, England	Shipwreck of the SS American Star, Canary Islands	Earthrise, taken during the Apollo 8 mission	Skylab, the first American space station
The Aurora Borealis over Eielson Air Force Base, Alaska	The Colosseum in Rome, Italy	Catrinas, a staple of Mexico's Day of the Dead celebration	Lockheed SR-71 Blackbird over the Sierra Nevada Mountains, California

Picture of the day

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