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welcome, one and all, to BLOOD REAPERS VANDALISM PAGE!!!
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[edit] THE RULES
1.nothing obseen or offensive, stolen ect...
2.dont remove someone else's vandalism or you defeat the pupose of this page and scociety as we know it colapses.
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[edit] JosephSeagullStalin SUCKS
down with his spam!!!! --Josephseagullstalin 04:30, 29 October 2007 (UTC)--Josephseagullstalin 04:30, 29 October 2007 (UTC)
[edit] Ganja Man Disclaimer
This material is of an adult nature and is for the 18+ audience. It is for entertainment purposes only and the writer does not endorse or condone the use of any illegal substance.
[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder: Episode 1, The Smoke Begins
(We join our green crusader and his young ward in a heated debate.)
Ganja Man- Dude, I'm so buzzed right now!
Pipe- Holly metal screens Ganja Man, I am too!
Ganja man- I've got the munchies bad.
Pipe- I could eat a whore right now, I'm so hungry!
Ganja Man- Don't you mean a horse?
Pipe- What's the difference, don't you ride both of them?
(a fit of stoner laughter ensues)
Ganja Man- Serriously though, someone needs to go to the store.
Pipe- I'm not getting up.
Ganja Man- I'm not getting up either.
Pipe- What's the deal man, aren't you supposed to help the helpless? I'm so stoned, I can't see straight.
Ganja Man- What do you think I have you for? You're here to do the things I don't wanna do.
Pipe- Well, I'm not getting up
Ganja Man- I'm not getting up either.
Pipe- What's the deal man, aren't you supposed to help the helpless? I'm so stoned, I can't see straight.
Ganja Man- What do you think I have you for? You're here to do the things I don't wanna do. Woah, dejavu!
Pipe- Isn't that some kind of band?
Ganja Man- How the hell should I know?
Pipe- You're the super hero.
Ganja Man-(passes out) zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Pipe- Ganja Man? Ganja Man? GANJA MAN!! Ah, to hell with it!(passes out)zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
(Join us next week when our heroes run out of herbage. Oh no, how are they going to get out of this one?)
Ganja Man- What, were out of herb?
Narrator- Dude, that is next week.
Ganja Man- Oh, ok.
Narrator- Freaking stoner.
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[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder: Episode 2, Attack of The Empty Pipes
(We join our heroes in search of some precious cargo)
Ganja Man- What do you mean you lost the bag?!?
Pipe- Holly Vacancy Ganja Man! Well, I'm sorry dude. It was right here, I swear!
Ganja Man- (SMACK)You freaking tard!! That stuff is like 600 dollars an ounce!!(SMACK SMACK) I should have known something was going to happen!
Pipe- (Gets hit three times) OW!! Hey, you shouldn't have left it with me if you thought that!! Dee dee dee!! (Cocks head to the side and hits hand on chest while making a stupid face)
Ganja Man- Don't talk to me that way, you're the retard that lost the good herb. So, what will we do now?
Pipe- How the hell should I know? I'm just a sidekick!
Ganja Man- (Shakes head and sighs disgustedly) What am I going to do with you?
Pipe- I have no clue. Go easy on me? (Sits down and takes hat off of head and whipes forehead with it and a baggie falls on lap) Holly skunk bud Ganja Man, I found it!
Ganja Man- You hid it under your hat?!? What kind of retard hides the herb under their hat?!? Ok, thats it. I get to hold the herb from now on.
Pipe- (dripping with sarcasam) Gee golly, Ganja Man. You shure are smart.
Ganja Man- Not smart enough if I have you as a side kick. What was I smoking when I hired you?
Pipe- I don't know, but i wish we had some now! (starts to roll a spliff)
Ganja Man- This should do the trick. LETS GET BLAZZED!!!
(This concludes another edition of The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder. Join us next week for another thrilling episode)
Ganja Man- Thrilling, huh? So something exciting is going to happen?
Narrator- Why don't you wait till next week and find out?
Ganja Man- C'mon, tell me dude! I'll give you this spliff.
Narrator- I don't smoke.
Ganja Man- Oh, ok.
Narrator- Freaking stoner.
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[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder: Episode 3, Revenge of The Red Eye.
(Our heroes, to pay the bills and keep the context of a normal life enter their workplace after just smoking a blunt. But, little did they know the strength of the herb and the havok it was about to reek on their senses)
Ganja Man- (slams the door) Woah, I think I stood up way too fast!
Pipe- Holly ferris wheele Ganja Man, my head is spinning! I think we may have smoked too much.
Ganja Man- I fear you may be right, Pipe. Quick!!! The medicated drops!! (looks for the eye drops)
Pipe- I have some in my utility belt. If only I hadn't left it at the herbalair!!
Ganja Man- Check the secret hidding spot. I may have left some there.
Pipe- (Fumbles arround a bit) I can't seem to find the secret spot! What are we going to do?!?
Ganja Man- (bursts out laughing) Man, you're so stoned! Dummy, I meant the glove box.
Pipe- Oh.(face reddens) Oops. He he he. (opens the glove box and retrieves the drops)
Ganja Man- Quickly!! Or, we'll be late!
Pipe- (uses the drops and hurriedly tosses them to ganja man) I'm through.
Ganja Man- (uses the drops) Lets go in and get on the phones before the boss starts yelling.
Pipe- To the front door!!
(This concludes this episode of The Adventures Of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder. Join us next week when....... I don't know. Something will happen.)
Ganja Man- What, you don't know whats going to happen? You're the narrator! You're supposed to know these things!! You're almost as stupid as Pipe.
Pipe- Hey, I'm not stupid.
Narrator- You're both a bunch of retards. And, I can't predict the future.
Ganja Man- Oh, ok.
Narrator- Freaking stoner.
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[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder: Episode 4, The stench Creeps In
(We now join our heroes as the fire up their lunch break blunt)
Ganja Man- (inhales) Damn, this is pretty good!! (starts coughing hard)
Pipe- Give here, Ganja Man. No parking on the grass!(snatches the blunt away and puffs)
Ganja Man- Dang homie, I wasn't even through hitting it yet.
Pipe- (coughs hard and passes the blunt)
(They continue on untill the blunt is finnished)
Ganja Man- That was some good stuff. Woah, we stink like good bud. What are we going to do?
Pipe- Holly arisol Ganja Man, you're right! And the Axe body spray is at our desks. How are we going to get past everyone without revealing our secret identeties?
Ganja Man- Wait a minuet. Hey, give me a smoke and light one up, too.
Pipe- I get it, the smoke from the ciggarettes will help cover the stench on our bodies.
Ganja Man- No, I was just out and you had some. (takes a drag)
Pipe- Well, how does that fix our situation?
Ganja Man- I'm thinking, hold on.(takes a drag) We'll repell up the walls! Our desks are right near the window!!
Pipe- Gee golly, Ganja Man!! You shure are smart.
Ganja Man- (throws the rope and latches it on the roof) Ok. 1...2....3! (the line pulls them up and into the window)
Pipe- Back to the pit of despair.(sighs)
(this concludes another episode of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder)
Ganja Man- What, no snappy comment?
Narrator- Just leave me alone today, I'm not feeling well.
Ganja Man- Oh, ok.
Narrator- Freaking stoner
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[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder: Episode 5, A New Smoke Brews
(We join our heroes as they are leaving their workplace when they get a call from a long time friend..........)
Ganja Man- Phew, we've had back to back calls today. What was up with that?
Pipe- Holly phone system, Ganja Man! That was nuts!!
Ganja Man- (a walkie talkie beep goes off in Ganja Man's pocket)Who is this? Hello?
Man on The Phone- It's me, Bob B. Ong.
Ganja Man- Oh, hey Bob. What's up?
Bob B. Ong- Nothing much. Was just about to go to my place and burn one. Wanna come along?
Pipe- But Ganja Man, don't we have to be at John G.'s house?
Ganja Man- You're right, Pipe.
Bob B. Ong- Man, there is gonna be bud there!
Pipe- But John G. has herb at his house. Why should we go to Bob's place?
Bob B. Ong- There is gonna be chicks there. And, alcohol.
Ganja Man- We're on our way.
(ten minuets later in the smokemobile)
Pipe- Do you even have a clue where your going?
Ganja Man- (coughs)Well, mabey if we hadn't fired this one up I might be able to see straight!
Pipe- Well, atleast roll down a window.
Ganja Man- Well, duh!! (rolls down the windows)
Pipe- Ah, much better!
(our heroes mirraculosly arrive at the location)
Ganja Man- Let's party!
(the party goes on untill the early morning hours. they meet everyone and talk and chat with Bob B. Ong and friends, then end up falling asleap. They wake up to an empty house......)
Ganja Man- Hey, where is Bob B. Ong?
Pipe- I don't know, Ganja Man. Why don't you call him?
Ganja Man- (Beeps Bob B. Ong's phone) Hey man, where did you run off to?
Bob B. Ong- What the hell are you talking about? And where were you last night? You never showed up!
Ganja Man- We partied at your place last night. Hell, we're still here.
Bob B. Ong- I'm at my house right now. You must have smoked something good 'cause I never saw you.
(they suddenly wake up in the smokemobile with several girl's numbers on their lap)
Ganja Man- I got to get more of this stuff! To my dealer's house.
(this concludes another episode of The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder. join us next week for another action packed episode)
(silence for a few minuets)
Narrator- Ganja Man? Oh Ganja Man!!
(waits a few minuets)
Narrator- So, he isn't going to argue with me today? Probably passed out. Freaking stoner.
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[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder: Episode 6, Ihre Papiere Bitte (Your Papers Please)
(we join our heroes as the recover from they thought was last night's party)
Ganja Man- What a wacked out night that was. I'm still wondering how we went to a party that we were never at and still mannaged to get chicks' numbers.
Pipe- Holly Twilight Zone episode, Ganja Man, that freaked me out!
Ganja Man- We need to get more of this stuff when we get a chance. (breaks up a few buds) Time for a wake and bake! Give me the papers, dude.
Pipe- What papers?
Ganja Man- Don't tell me you've lost the papers!! God, what's with you?!?
Pipe- I've got a bone to pick with you. Why is everything my fault? Whenever something goes wrong, its always my fault.
Ganja Man- Well, this time it is deffinatly your fault. I handed them to you in the Smokemobile and I can prove it because the Smokemobile has security cameras.
Pipe- It does?
Ganja Man- Yeah, dude. Look. (points out all 5 cameras)
Pipe- Oh God. That means you saw that last chick and me doing the horrizontal mombo.
Ganja Man- Yeah, and you could have done much better than her, man. A tripple bagger?
Pipe- Hey, it was late and I was drunk. But I don't remeber you handing me the papers.
Ganja Man- Well, lets go to the tapes.(the windsheild blinks into life and replays the video of Ganja Man handing Pipe the papers)
Pipe- Oh, ok.
Ganja Man- Freaking stoner.
Narrator- Hey, thats my line.
Ganja Man-(looks arround with a bewildered expression on his face) Did you hear that?
Pipe- You're going crazy, Ganja Man.
Ganja Man- Hey, I'm not the one who lost the papers.
Pipe- Well, I'm sorry. I'm a freaking loser and I'M SORRY!!! (punches the dashboard and a pack of papers hit Pipe in the head)
Ganja Man- You put them in the visor? (laughs hard)
Pipe- Oh shut up and roll that already. (hands Ganja Man the papers)
Ganja Man- (finnishes rolling it) Off to the Herbalair!! (lights the splif)
(this concludes another amazing episode of Ganja Man and Pipe, the boy wonder)
Narrator- You have cameras in the Smokemobile and you couldn't tell that he put the papers in the visor?
Ganja Man- Hey, I spaced, ok?
Narrator- Freaking stoner.
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[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder: Episode 7, The Vannishing Herb
(we join our heroes once again serching for something they've lost. this time, however, they may not be able to find it.)
Ganja Man- Oh man. Oh man oh man oh man!!!
Pipe- What's wrong, Ganja Man?
Ganja Man- I think we may be out of herb.
Pipe- Holly vannishing green, Ganja Man!! What are we going to do?!?
Ganja Man- We might have to do some small jobs for people so we can get enough to buy a bag. Either that, or sell your Magic the Gathering trading card collection.
Pipe- Thats a difficult choice, Ganja Man. On one hand, I'm lazy. On the other hand, I love my cards. ah, screw it, lets (says very disgustedly after a pause) sell my cards.
Ganja Man- Well, lets get to it. (the phone in the herbalair suddenly rings)
Pipe- (answers the phone) Hello? Yeah. Uh huh. Yep. We'll be there in a few minuets. (hangs up phone)
Ganja Man- Who was that and what did they want?
Pipe- Looks like we wont have to sell them after all. That was Bob. He needs some garbage picked up. Apparently, he didn't clean up after that party.
Ganja Man- How much is he paying?
Pipe- Twenty five bucks. Just enough.
Ganja Man- To the Smokemobile!!
(a few hours pass and the return to the herbalair with money in hand.)
Ganja Man- Ok, call up our guy.
Pipe- (goes to get the phone and finds something interesting on the ground)Hey, Ganja Man. I found some herb!!
Ganja Man- Where was it?
Pipe- On the ground, by the phone.
Ganja Man- You mean to tell me that we cleaned up all that garbage for pot money when we had pot already, BY THE PHONE WE WERE JUST USING BEFORE WE LEFT FOR BOB'S HOUSE?!?
Pipe-(looks down at his feet, blushed and embarassed) Stoner moment.
Ganja Man- Well, don't just stand there, fire it up!!
(this concludes another thrilling episode of The Adventures of Ganja Man and Pipe, The Boy Wonder.)
Narrator- How could you lose the bud on the floor?
Ganja Man- Hell if I know.
Narrator- Freaking stoner.
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[edit] The Advertures of Ganja Man: Episode 8, A friend in weed is a friend, indeed
(We join our green avenger trying to make it through the work day and cheer himself up after what happened........)
Ganja Man- Man, I can't believe pipe got busted. Pipe, of all people. Well, he was retarded, so I should have seen this comming. (shakes his head, visibly upset)
Co worker- Damn, brother. You look down and out. Whats the deal?
Ganja Man- My partner in crime and my heterosexual life mate got himself busted for pills. He's a dumbass, but he's my best bud.
Co worker- Man, that realy blows, brother. I got just the thing to cheer you up. (rumbles through his backpack)
Ganja Man- (eyes the man suspiciously) Whats that, man? And i don't even know your name yet.
Co worker- (pulls out a joint the size of cuban cigar) Oh, damn. My bad, brother. (extends his hand) The names Hookahboy. I'm actually a friend of Pipe's who was to assist you with your adventures in the event pipe got busted.
Ganja Man- So you knew about pipe all the time? Why the act?
Hookahboy- (lights the monster spliff and hits it like a true head) It adds that extra bit cinematography to the whole deal, so I tend to have a little fun with people. (passes to Ganja Man).
Ganja Man- With the mood I'm in man, its not a good idea. (takes a big hit)I tend to snap at people.(passes to hookahboy in the midst of a serrious coughing fit).
Hookahboy. Well, I geuss I was lucky. Hey, are you gonna be alright? You're turning the weirdest shade of purple.
Ganja Man- Yeah, I'm alright. Just took too big of a hit. You know, you're alright. What was your name again?
Hookahboy- (laughing hysterically, he speaks in short bursts through his obnoxious laughter) Damn man........this shit ain't...............that good. The names hookahboy, once again. I'm your new sidekick . Well, for the momment anyways.
Ganja Man- Nice to meet you, Hookahboy, and as long as you keep rolling good bud like this, we'll get along fine. (takes another hit)
Hookahboy- Puff, puff, pass, no parking on the grass. Don't bogart it man.
Ganja Man- Oh, ok.
(this concludes another exciting episode. Join us next time for: 'The Adventures of Ganja Man and Hookahboy, the Herbal Avengers')
Narrator- I can't believe you forgot his name that quick.
Ganja Man- hey man, I was high. Layoff me a little.
Narrator- What do you expect? You made a party foul. I had to say something. Puff, puff, pass.
Ganja Man- Oh, ok.
Narrator- Freaking stoner.
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[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man and Hookahboy; The Herbal Avengers, Episode 9: Trouble on the lunch menu
(we join the green dream team as they try to survive their lunch hour)
Ganja Man - Man, things are getting borring on my new team. 20-40 minuets between calls.
Hookahboy - Man, I'm hungry, but I want to catch a buzz too. What are we to do with only an hour for lunch?
Ganja Man - Quite a conundrom we've got here. Wait a minuet. By jove, I've got it! We'll go grab fast food, go through drive - thru, then eat on the way to the herbalair with some time left to smoke.
Hookahboy - Golly Ganja Man, that shure is a swell plan. To the smokemobile!! Set a course for ..... Hamburger Queen!!!
(the smokemobile peals off towards their destination. We join our green crusaders just as they're leaving the Hamburger Queen parking lot, checking their orders)
Hookahboy - Did you get everything you ordered?
Ganja Man - Yeah, but they made my burger wrong. I wanted my double slopper with cheese but no tomatoes or onions. I suppose I can pick them off, though. How'd you come out?
Hookahboy - My slopper j.r. had way too much mayo on it. What, are they trying to choke a horse? Hey, check it, we still have 30 minuets before we have to be back to work. We may still have time.
Ganja Man - Hurry, to the herbalair. (cape gets dripped on) Aww, crap, I got mayo and ketchup all over my cape. This will never come out.
Hookahboy - Use the cleaning spray on the utility belt in the glove box in front of you.
Ganja Man: Quick thinking, Hookahboy. (finds it) Oh, blessed laundry spray! (cleans it) Works fast, too. To the herbalair!!
Hookahboy - Fire it up!!
(this concludes another thrilling installment of 'The Adventures of Ganja Man and Hookahboy, Herbal Avengers)
Narrator - Dude, whats with you being so over protective of your cape?
Ganja Man - I didn't want it to get stained and ketchup stains bad.
Narrator - O.k., but thats a little gay, don't you think?
Ganja Man - No, it's very metro sexual of me to worry about my apperance
Narrator - Metro sexual = gay
Ganja Man - It does not. And what does it matter if it is gay or not. Whats wrong with that?
Narrator - Dude, I'm just fucking with you.
Ganja Man - Oh, ok.
Narrator - Freaking stoner.
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[edit] The Adventures of Ganja Man: Episode 10, the final member of the Bud Brigade
(we join our green cruisader after going to Hookahboy's bail hearing when he is aproached by a mysterious figure......)
Ganja Man - Dear god, I cant believe that Hookahboy got busted, too. I need to find some more competant sidekicks
(he lights a joint as he enters the smokemobile. just before he pulls off, he is disturbed by a sharp knock on the window.)
Mysterious woman - Ganja Man, i presume.
Ganja Man - I'm sorry, but I have no idea who you're talking about.
Mysterious woman - Pipe said you would say that.
(guns come out of the smokemobile from all directions and are pointed at the mysterious woman)
Ganja Man - Ok, who are you and how do you know pipe?
Mysterious woman - Woah, man! Chill for a bit!! (the guns dissapear) They call me Blunt Babe. I'm a member of a secret group called the Bud Brigade and I was sent here to invite you to join us.
Ganja Man - Shure but, how come I"ve never heard of you before?
Blunt Babe - Dude, it wouldn't be a secret if everyone knew.
Ganja Man - Oh, ok.
Narrator - Freaking Stoner.
Ganja Man - (looks around with a bewildered expression on his face) There's that weird voice again.
Blunt Babe - Oh god. (shakes her head, looking down) Pipe never mentioned that you ......... talk ....... to yourself.(looks at Ganja Man, puzzled)
Ganja Man - I don't care if you believe me or not, I know what I heard.
Blunt Babe - Chill out dude, you're too high strung for a pot head. (snatches the joint from Ganja Man's mouth) Give me this shit. It must be good if it makes you hear voices.
Ganja Man - You underestimate my herb. Who am I? I'm captain Jack Spa........ I mean Ganja Man.
Blunt Babe - You need to knock it off with watching Pirates of the Caribean so damned much
Ganja Man - Hey, don't knock the "pirates" movies, they're fucking awsome. Good to watch blazed. Speaking of which, no parking on the grass. (snatches the joint back)
Blunt Babe - Well, the whole reason I'm here is to extend an invitation to join us as our final member. (gets passed the joint, puffs, inhales, and pases back)And we're kinda wondering if we could use the herbalair as our new base of operations.
Ganja Man - I wouldn't have it any other way. Hop in the smokemobile and I'll show you the way.
Blunt Babe - well I usualy dont ride with strange people, and they don't get any stranger than you, but you're cute so what the hell?(smiles, blushes slightly but tries to hide it)
Ganja Man - (smiles back and pats the seat next to him) Well, who better by my side than a cool and georgous chick like you. (waits as she gets in) TO THE HERBALAIR!!
(this concludes another thrilling episode of the Andventures of Ganja Man.)
Ganja Man - so why is it that I can hear you talk and no one else can
Narrator - Because, you're the hero
Ganja Man - Oh, ok.
Narrator - Freaking stoner
Ganja Man - Ok dude, I'm tired of you downing stoners so fucking much. I'm fixing this asap.
(Ganja Man walks up into the narrator's both and closes the door. 20 minuets later, the door opens and a cloud of smoke that would make Cheech and Chong proud follows Ganja Man as he exits)
Ganja Man - So, what do you think of stoners now?
Narrator - You guys are alright. I've never hated stoners, I just love making fun of you.
Ganja Man - Oh, ok.
Narrator - Freaking stoner.
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[edit] frustrations unleashed
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[edit] JOSEPHSEAGULLSTALIN'S SPAM!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHA Josephseagullstalin 04:00, 3 April 2007 (UTC)
SCENE #7
Mrs. Nesbitt: I'm bored
Joe: Me too. Hey let's watch TV!!!
Mrs. Nesbitt: Sure
Tv: and welcome to televisions most Renounced event, the new hit show- Dictator/Prime Minister's World!!!! Directed by: Stalin, hitler, and churchill!!!
Joe: oohhh this is exciting! *claps hands*
Stalin: welcome!
Hitler: today we have a special guest! everyone give a loud round of applause... for uhhh... Tom Cruise.
Tom Cruise: Hey kids!!!
Tom Cruise: holy cow!!!! it's hitler!!!! AGHHH!!!!! how is he still alive!!!!
Hitler: you do realize i never REALLY committed suicide in that underground bunker.
Tom Cruise: this must be the work of the space aliens!!! i must warn the rest of the world!!!!!!
- goes crazy- drools and does chumash rain chant*
Hitler: SECURITY!!!!
- security comes in and kills Tom Cruise- he is dragged away*
Stalin: okay. uhhh.... and now for winston's own soap opera: salamander beach
Joe: aghh!!! soap operas~!!!!
Mrs. nesbitt: this is finally geting exciting!!!!
Narrator: Last time on Salamander beach
Jimmy: i can;t!!! I love her!!!!
Joe: no! you don't have a choice!!!!
parents: stop it!!! we can't bare to see you go!
Margret: I'm leaving!!!
Joe: Margret don't leave!!!!
Jimmy: we can't bear to see you go!!!
Margret: there's no purpose!!! You can't hide it!!! i know i'm adopted!!!
Joe: but!!
Margret: goodbye!!!
Joe and jim and parents: nooooooooooo!!!!!!!! *sob*
Narrator: what will happen to margret!?? will she evur come back? find out NEXT TIME!!!!
Stalin: that was disturbing
Hitler: agreeed
Stalin: now form my! portion of the show: Communism planet!!!!
Hitler: communism sucks!!! facist all the way!!!
Stalin: communist!!!!
HITLER: FACIST!!!!!!!!
STALIN: communist!!!
HITLER: FACIST!!!!!!!!!
Chruchill: constitutional monarchy!!!!
stalin: communist!!
hitler: facist!!!
Audience: shut up!!!!!
Hitler: YOU people shut up!!!!
Audience; that's it!!! this is boring so we're leaving!!!
Churchill: you can't leave?!?!
Audience: why not?!?!
Churchill: uhhh... fine! watch stalins portion of the show!!!
Audience: NO!!!!! that was horrible!!!
Churchill: well it looks like we lost all of our buisness
Stalin: dang. i thought i could brainwaash some mindless kids.
Hitler: me too.
Government: you have lost all money! now you owe us $123451275476125485263547215!!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: We can't pay for that!!
Government: then it's COMMUNITY SERVICE FOR YOU!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!
All: NOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!
Joe: that was exciting!!!!
Mrs. Nesbitt: margret *sob* come back *sob*
and so: WAGE WAR OVER THE SPECIAL DIVINE PEN BWAHAHAHA
YAKERTINABERG!!!!!! there once was a boy- WHO GOT SHOT IN THE HEAD!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
com CHEESE
BLA BLA
YOUR HOROSCOPE FOR TODAY
Aires: you will be devoured by a bear on your romantic honeymoon
Taurus: Expect your face to grow ten more zits and a giant tumor to form on your grotesque nose to add to your hideousness
Gemini: Prepare to have all your ten fingers sliced off by a revolving door and getting your toe jammed to the outside door of a speeding bus- you will die
Cancer: like your names states, you will die of cancer of the brain, cause your so stupid your brain wanted to take a break
Leo: you will accidentally put super glue on your finger and pick your nose. your finger and nose will have to be chopped off and you will be seriously humiliated- yes even i am laughing at you
Virgo: you will recieve the ebola virus. good luck trying to live
Libra: fill your pointless life by playing whack-a-mole 24 hours a day
Scorpio: you will see your hand suddenly combust due to the fact you recieve obsesive-simotaneous-combustion disorder.
Saggitaraus: lay in the middle of the road, you'll get a nice back massage treatment that'll make your day
Capricorn: you will be accused of terrorism and hung for everyone to see your beautiful dead corpse
Aquarius: a plastic surgery operation on your hideous nose will go horribly wrong, and they'll "accidentally" cut off your arms and legs, and everyone will say, hey you look great torso boy!
Piceses: drink some good old windex, it'll clean out all your impurities eacher: Okay joey its your turn! Joey: my report is on why spam is NOT pointless. boy #1: my daddy says its pointless joey: well your daddys a stupid idiot that knows nothing!!!!! boy #1: okay? Boy: spam is pointless, there's no meaning to it! Joey: your're wrong, spam is not pointless. okay? just listen to my report!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it comes in cans- and its round on the top- and has a square base- so the vertexes of the edge of the spam slices are points, therefore spam cannot be pointless, for it has four points at the base of a slice" Teacher: wow, that was a horrible report. you did not understand the word "pointless" you have an "F-" Joey: "F-"?????? YOU KNOW NOTHI?NG D*MN WOMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!! teacher: WHADYA SAY TO ME YOUNG MAN?????????
- fist fight*
TV: i have breaking news!!! the spam company is now making new round oval spam slices!!! they are no longer not pointless!!!!
Joey: oh- you're right! teacher: see i told you! Joey: i guess i deserve at least a piece of cheese?
I'd like a cheese dipped mushroom on a ice cream sundae with sunny side-up dinosaur egggs, with higuyotaki noodles on a fondue cake, and a whiplash of buttermilk cream and a side of chicken noodle soup blended with coke- deep fried and grilled to perfection, with a slight shake of Vodka and udon noodles please!
Make that 2!
that dio thread is getting too long--- therefore i must make this one LONGER!!!!!
GAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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zi cucucucucucucucucucucucucuc
mamama
mananina
tomato paste!!!!!!
goooey sauce
cheeese
asfdsafd
nuclear cheese
udon noodles!!!!
ichiraku ramen
pie with salsa!!!
Hey i gotta joke!!
how many penguins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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one- if you give it some yummy salsa!!!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! LOL LOL LOL LOL
YAHOOO!!!!
jumping butter beans
apple
greetings
salutaitons
omg
monosodium glutamate
cheese
ricootta cheese
manicotti
garlic bread
bamboo soup
dead men
never tell
if they got car insurance
pie
taste good
especially
when its
from
taco
bell
and has
e. coli
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cafeteria
condenstaion
precipitation
percleation
evaporation
teachers like appreciation
michael jackson got sent to court for child molestaion
bush got his inaguration
graduatiojn
jjjj jam and ham love spam!!!!!!
pj day!!!!!!!!
ushanka!!!!!!
medivnuyk
hola que tal?
guten tag?
ni shuo she me?
ohio gonzaimas!!!
walhid de ishnine???
Yassou!!!!!
butter
pen
cod liver oil
yo!
ho ho ho!!! merry death day!!!
seagull
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH
AGHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHHHH AGHHHHHHHHHHHH Jager RachmaninoffJager Rachmaninoff Jager Rachmaninoff Jager Rachmaninoff Jager Rachmaninoff Jager Rachmaninoff Jager Rachmaninoff Jager Rachmaninoff Jager Rachmaninoff Jager Rachmaninoff Jager Rachmaninoff Jager Rachmaninoff
libe libe libe!!!!
waizan mi de tus lianches walhid denaime zu romichetzk le minsk
ainsh schi drei fear foomph secks zeben ach noin zing yi er san shi wu liu qi ba jiu shi un du twa quete sink sept di nooef huit ???? walhid ishnine thlartha arbaa hamisa shita zabiac shmona tisha asharra
huh? said the cow Kentucky fried chicken sounds delicious!" said the chicken not i said the fly!!!!
turtles and tortoises
I WOULD THINK THAT HIS TOE CONTRACTS?!?!!
no way!!!!
SCENE #11
Man: holy cow!!! Woman: what?!?! that's not nice to say! Man: No really holy cow!!!
- holy church music*
- Cow angel decends from sky*
Cow: Got HOLY milk? Man: i'd like some Cow: got HOLY beefburgers Woman: that sounds delicious
- munch*
Cow: got HOLY mad cow desease AND HOLY e. coli? Man & Woman: *gasp* *choke* *die*
these colors are giving me a seizure!!!!! *shakes*
WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!
- laughs hysterically*
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!!!!
2007!!!!!!
YAY!!!!!!
BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
were not people...
we're mutant aliens- made by the government for evil militarical interventions!!!!!!!!
- corny twilight zone music*
This is our ship 05:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)05:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)05:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)05:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)05:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)05:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC) 05:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)Josephseagullstalin/OOOOOOOOOOOO\05:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)
once upon a time there was a chicken named sammy. sammy liked apples sammy always brought apples to school. he gave them to the teacher one day sammy decided to eat the apple. the apple instantaniously exploded in his stomach sammy died, but no one ever cam eo the funeral.
origin of cheese
once there was a deer and a cow. the deer was bored, so he decided to prank wiht the cow the cow got mad at the deer's pranks the cow decided to kill the deer so, the cow ripped open the deer and ripped out it's liver. the liver started to grow on its own, and became deep fried in the heat of the sun bacteria began to grow on it. the liver started to soak up the sun's energy. it turned yellow, and exploded, spreading yellow objects with holes acroos the land. these objects turned into trees, which is where we get our cheese.
Aseops Fable
once there was a crow in a tree with some cheese in its mouth. a hungry fox came along and saw the crow. the fox cou;d not reaach the crow, so it said "my you are a beautiful bird! if only i could hear you sing" the crow, flattered, opened its beak, and the cheese almost slipped out. the crow screamed twice, and dropped the cheese, which was actually a bomb, made by terrorists. both the crow and the fox were killed in the blast.
the girl who cried tourist
a girl went to london she was all happy she was talking to her friends on the street on her cell phone. everyone asked her where she was from she'd say "i'm a tourist" she said it so much she would mispronounce it. then one day, a police officer saw her he asked "where are you from" she was talking on the phone so she tried to say it qucikly "i'm a terrorist" she said "oh i'm sorry i made a mis pronuncuiation, i'm a tour-" and the police officer who was freaking out, shot her, thinking she was a terrorist before she finished her sentence.
origin of the snowflakes
once upon a time there was an agency called the NSA the NSA came upon a website known as RoNH they were afraid this was actually an underground anarchist society, so they rigged it with brainwashing snowflakes. the more you are on this website, the more you are brainwashed...
==NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST!!!!==
Josephseagullstalin 05:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)!@#$!@$%!$@%#!@#%!#$05:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)05:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)05:01, 12 January 2007 (UTC)~
NOOO!!!! the snowflakes have already brainwashed you people!!
you're all talking about the worse thing ever: GRAMMAR!!!! AGHHHH!!!!! THE GOVERNMENT IS MAKING US LEARN GRAMMAR!!!!!!!
I must escape- from- the- evil-brainwashing- SNOWFLAKES!!!!!
- faints from brainwashment*
Official Guide for Idiots
How to speak gibberish
You might think that gibberish is blabber talk or something a 2 month old might say, but in reality it is a "secret language" used by some either for secrecy or just for kicks. If you want to join the conversation, listen up. Steps
1. Break a word down into spoken syllables. Generally, every syllable in a word contains one vowel sound. Here are some words and their syllables:
- tree: tree
- bottle: bo (pronounced bah), ttle (pronounced tul)
- symmetry: sy (sih), mme (meh), try (tree)
2. Add the sound "-idiga" after the first consonant(s) and before the vowel sound of each syllable:
- tree: tridiga
- bottle: bidiga, tidiga
- symmetry: sidiga, midiga, tridiga
3. Replace the "a" sound in "-idiga" with the rest of the syllable:
- tree: tridigee
- bottle: bidigo (bidigah), tidigle
- symmetry: sidigy, midige, tridigy
4. Repeat with every word. 5. Practice, practice, practice!
Tips
- Keep in mind that many versions of Gibberish are slightly different. You may need to learn a new "gibberish dialect" if you want to communicate with some folks. A common variation uses "thg", "diggadee", "dither" or "ither" instead of "idiga".
- In some versions, for words that start with vowels: A becomes "adiga", E becomes "edige", I is "idigi", and U is "udigu"
- In Northern England, a popular variation on idiga is iviga, thus making "dog" into "divigog" and so forth.
- Another variation is to place the letters "uthug" before each vowel. For example, "hello" would be "huthegelluthego".
- Another variation is to place the letters "ib" before each vowel. For example, "hello" would be "hibellibo".
- "Egg-Language" is another variation except put the word "egg" into every syllable. Take a hike = T(egg)ake (egg)a H(egg)ike. Just remember to pronounce every broken syllalbe as you would normally say it, and not as I spelled it. Example "head" = is pronounced "h(egg)ed"
- Another is "Pig Latin," in which you take the the last letter of the word and put it on the front, then add a "y" to the end. So now "Ray" would become Yray. Or "Dog" would be Ogdy.
- Other languages can also be turned to Gibberish. Swahili is a good example because most words don't have compound consonants. The added letters are "~rg~". Asking for a glass of water in normal Swahili is "Nataka maji". In gibberish Swahili it becomes "Natargaka margaji". You can try a similar technique in other languages.
$#@$+NUCLEAR EXPLOSION!!!!
GOOGLE!!!! if you type in ban stick thats the first thing you'll get.
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- note i of course did not make those except the penguin.*
LIBERATION!!!!
Be more random then them!!!! type!!!\ Haha!
@naminator- the penguin republic fled to the moon in fear of barney.
SCENE #8
Evil Penguin republic dictator- Sir Sukie the great III: my fellow penguins! those humans might have out done us with barneys hideuos figure- nu i assure you!!! we will stab them with our beaks this time!!! Penguin#1: for the penguin republic!!! Penguin #2: that's impossible! i'm blind from barney!!!! Penguin #3: Yeah!!! but they can't do anything worse than that!!
penguin news flash: my fellow penguins *squak* we have bad news!!! the humans have a new television show of mass destruction!!! it is called SALAMANDER BEACH!!! it is an evil soap opera!!! look what it did to our spies!!
- image of disfigured penguin going crazy and its eyes have bruned out and its brain is sticking out*
Penguin #1: eeekkk!!!!! thats horrible!!! salamander beach is more horrible than barney!!!! Penguin #2: i suurrender!!! Penguin Sukie the great III: well-- they made a movie called happy feet!!!! it makes fun of penguins!!!!
- pause*
Penguin #3: too scary!!! even the thought of salamander beach makes me happy i'm on the moon!!!! All penguins: yeah!!!!
Narrator: sukie lost all his power for everyone was too afraid of the evil soap opera of mass destruction- Salamander Beach!!!! Sukie: i VOW i shall destroy humanity with a soap opera of mass destruction 10x more powerful than Salamander Beach!!!! BWAHAHAHA!!!!
WAGE WAR OVER THE EVIL DIVINE UGLY PEN BWAHAHAHAHA!!!! Doctor: Look,My suit is purple,Can you say purple? Doctor: Pur Alien: Honk Doctor: ple Alien: Honk!!! Doctor: Great!! Let's learn all the colors!
SCENE #5
Joe: Don't leave me margret!! Margret: you never loved me! Besides! i've found someone who really loves me! Joe: but I... I.. Margret: goodbye... Forever.
- taxi leaves*
Joe:NOOOOOOOO!!!!!! *sobs for 30 hours* Therapist: it's okay to be sad! joe: *sob* it... *Sob* Is??? Therapist: yes! now calm down Joe: calm down... Therapist: now look into my eyes!!!! Joe: *drools* Therapist: you are now a blood sucking vampire!!! sniff out where the president is and KILL HIM!!!!! Joe: *drools* Therapist: why isn't this working!!! I hypnotised him!
- snaps fingers*
Joe: yes i want some cookie mommie! Therapist: oh no!!! i gave him skitsofrinia!!!! now he thinks hes a little boy! Joe: i feel funny mommie! Joe: *vomit* Joe: i wannt A BLOOD COOKIE BWAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!! Government: joe has now become an insaceous blood sucking vampire! we must expirament on him!! take him in boys!
Joe escaped and was loose on the streets...
SCENE #6
Joe: *Hiss* Joe: i vanna suck ya blood!!! Woman #1: Ya know your blood type A and i'm blood type X, so if you suck my blood your body will create an unessesary blockade and start a fatty cholesterol build up and youl become fat and ugly because your cardiovascular system won't be functioning properly. Also you'll get side affects which include lung disorder, kidey problems, and if you suck more blood you'll grow acne!!! Joe: oops. Women#1: What? Joe: i sucked your blood Joe: AHHHHHH I vam growin va acne!!!! I'm beccovmin fat!!! Joe: vi'm ugly!!! noooo!!!!! Joe: no wonder margret left me *sob* Woman #2: eeek! he's ugly!!!! Woman #1:He's hopeless!!! he'll always be ugly!!!! Joe: hmm. Ah!!! a beauty salon!!! i can become beutiful again!!!!
Narator: and so!!! will joe every be beautiful, and stop sucking people's blood?!?!? who knows! find out on the next; Soap Opera Extravaganza!!!!!
- tv turns off*
Hitler: that was the worst show ever Winston Churchill: *sob* that episode was so *sob* touching Stalin: *snore* Whaa! is it over? Winston churchill: Stalin! how could you!!1 you like missed the best episode evur!!!! Stalin: that was boring Hitler: that was lame. Stalin: agreed!! Hitler: !!! hey i have formed an idea!!! let's make our OWN reality show!!!! Stalin: Yes!!! we can make the TV interesting again! Winston Chruchill: let's make it a soap opera!!! just as touching as that one! stalin & hitler: NO!!!!
Tune in next time for the reality show made by Stalin, winston and hitler!!!!
- -
SCENE 2
- everyone is eating hapily*
Mrs. Krumit: Hey! who ate all the turkey!?!?!?! Ghengis Khan: *burp* I dddeeeedd!!!!
- air raid sirens goes off*
Everyone: *gasp* Hitler: THE EVIL PENGUIN REPUBLIC IS ATTACKING!!!!! John James Audubon: *pulls off mask to reveal a penguin* That's right! i'm the spy! YOU killed mr. turkey great the III ther republic of penguins shall have it's revenge!!!!!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA Jospeh stalin: How are we going to stop the penguoins!!! there INVINSIBLE!!!!!!!
- knock on door*
Mrs. Nesbitt: who is it???? Penguin infantry: SQUAK! surrender or face doom!!! Winston Churchill: We shall never surrender!!!!! Joseph Stalin: Hey don't you guys want to destroy universal studios first??!?!?! Penguin #1: why? Stalin: they made that evil movie called HAPPY FEET and it mopcks penguins! watch!
- turns on TV*
- 2 hours later*
Penguins: DESTROY UNIVERSAL STUDIOS!!!!!
- 10 hours later there is nothing left of universal studios except a large crater
Penguins: we have come back to destory you! Winston: quick! hitler, get into your peguin costume!!!! Hitler: * okay! there! done. Winston: now act lieke the penguin leader and convince the m to not destroy us or do something!
- pushes hitler in penguin costume into the front of house*
Penguin leader AKA hitler: My fellow peguins! before we destroy humanity and have revenge for mr. turkey the great III lets watch some TV!!!!
- giant 1347129743127581725x by 123841276586435732465x tv turns on educational TV pops up*
Peguins: SQUAKKKK!!!!!! OUR EYES ARE BURNING AHHH!!!! WERE DYING!!!!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Barney: hey kids! welcome to my show!!!!!!
- penguins flee out of fear of barney.*
Stalin: you saved us all hitler!!!! Mr. Krumit and joe: sure.... Vladmir Putin: hey does anyone have an iPod? Everyone: maybe... Loco half dead Mr. Turkey the great III: I shall cast a magic spell on all of you to make you pay for eating me!!!!!
- everyone stares blankly and nothing happens*
Narrator: and so the moral of the story is don't do drugs!!!! it's bad for you!!!! also don;'t smoke!!! you could develop polycarbonite demextrthanthononiumal syundrome and gallbladder cancer, and liver problems and an unsafe amount of cholesterol!!!!
THE END~!!!!!!!!!
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ich ni san
walhid ishnine thalartha!
Aisnch schi drei
yi er san!!!!
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Ev'rybody stutters one way or the oth'r, so check out my message to YOU.
As a matter o' fact, I know noth'ng hold ya back
If the Scat Man can do it then so can you.
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