[edit] What Swear Words Really Mean
This Boy Heard His Parents Yelling at Each Other The Mom Said "You Bastard" and The Dad Said "You Bitch"
So Later On The Boy Asked His Mom "Mom Whats a Bastard and Whats a Bitch??" and His Mom Said "Bastard Mean Gentlemen and Bitch Means Lady"
and as He Was Sitting Outside He Heard His Neighbors Screaming "Put Your Penis In My Vagina" and Then He Asked His Mom "Mom Whats a Penis and What a Vagina??" His Mom Said "a Penis Is a Hat and a Vagina Is a Coat"
and One Day He Saw His Dad Shaving and His Dad Cut Himself and Yelled "Shit!" and He Asked His Dad "Whats Shit??" and His Dad Said "It a Brand of Shaving Cream"
and His Mom Was Cutting The Turkey and She Cut Her Finger and Yelled "Fuck!" and He Asked "Mom Whats Fuck Mean??" She Said "Fuck Is a Type of Cutting"
So Finally The Guests Arrived and The Boy Said "Hello Bitchs and Bastards, May I Take Your Penis and Vagina?? My Parents Are Busy, My Dad Is Wiping Shit Off His Face and My Moms Fucking The Turkey"
