Blonde and Blonder
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| Blonde and Blonder | |
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| Directed by | Dean Hamilton |
| Produced by | Dean Hamilton Jeffrey Barmash Pamela Anderson Dean Borstein |
| Written by | Rolfe Kanefsky |
| Starring | Pamela Anderson Denise Richards Emmanuelle Vaugier Meghan Ory |
| Music by | Peter Allen |
| Editing by | Stan Cole |
| Distributed by | Rigel Entertainment First Look Studios |
| Release date(s) | January 18, 2008 |
| Running time | 94 mins. |
| Country | Canada |
| Language | English |
| Budget | $8,000,000 |
| Gross revenue | $42,183 |
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Blonde and Blonder is a 2008 Canadian comedy film starring Pamela Anderson, Denise Richards and Emmanuelle Vaugier. The film was directed by Dean Hamilton, and was released on January 18, 2008.
The film is not related to the Dumb & Dumber franchise.
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[edit] Plot
Two dumb blondes Dee Twiddle (Pamela Anderson) and Dawn St. Dom (Denise Richards) meet each other at their first lesson in flight school. Dee is a big-breasted professional dancer, with a pet turtle. Dawn is a former secretary, who has tried to be a dancer. After meeting with each other in flight school, they take off in their plane without the instructor. When they notice that it's their first lesson, the blondes panic and crash into a golf course. The blondes survive the crash with no injuries. The blondes eventually become friends and they notice that they have been neighbors for nearly a year.
Dee decides to help Dawn get a dancing gig at the Beaver Patch Lounge. Meanwhile, the Vancouver Italian Mafia decides to whack Lou Rimoli, a former mafia member and current informant, who is running the Beaver Patch Lounge. Rimoli is being protected by two agents. The Godfather of the mob sends two female assassins, Cat (Emmanuelle Vaugier) and Kit (Meghan Ory) to whack Rimoli. The assassins succeed. However, Rimoli is murdered right before Dee and Dawn's audition. The Mobsters, Leo (Kevin Farley) and Swan (John Farley) were supposed to monitor what was happening, after seeing Dee and Dawn run from the club, they believe that the blondes are the real assassins.
Knowing that Dee and Dawn are assassins, Leo and Swan offer them $250,000 to kill Hang Wong (Byron Mann), the head of the Triads in Niagara Falls, Ontario. Dee and Dawn agree, but they think that they have to take Wong on a date. Federal agents discover the plan to kill Wong and follow the blonde duo. The Godfather sends Leo and Swan to check if Wong gets whacked. Once the blonde duo arrive in Niagara Falls, they settle at a casino hotel and resort, which Mr. Wong owns. Cat and Kit also arrive there and find out that Dee and Dawn are the hired assassins. They plan to get revenge because Dee and Dawn stole their reputation for whacking Rimoli.
While Dawn is winning money at the casino, Dee meets Mr. Wong during his meeting with Leo and Swan. Dee tells Wong that Leo and Swan hired her to show him a good time. Federal agents spot Dee with Wong in the casino, and chase them. Wong decides kidnap Dee and take her to his yacht. Meanwhile, they are chased by the federal agents, Dawn, Cat and Kit. The federal agents and police take everyone into custody.
Back at the casino, the police arrest Kit and Cat, and also Wong for kidnapping Dee. With the money Dawn won at the casino, Dee and Dawn establish Dee and Dawn's Famous Turtle Sanctuary in the countryside.
[edit] Cast
- Pamela Anderson as Dee Twiddle
- Denise Richards as Dawn St. Dom
- Emmanuelle Vaugier as Cat
- Meghan Ory as Kit
- Kevin Farley as Leo
- John Farley as Swan
- Byron Mann as Mr. Wong
[edit] Production
- Pamela Anderson suffered a miscarriage during filming of the movie.
- The movie was filmed in Vancouver, British Columbia and Ontario.
[edit] Reaction
[edit] Box office performance
Worldwide: $588,336
[edit] Critic response
The movie was a huge flop, getting horrible reviews from both critics and viewers. It brought in a very low amount compared to its 8 million dollar budget.
