User:Blargon

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Blargon Epel-Pepsi,

Noted astrologer in Griffith Univeristy student magazine Getamungstit.

Receives hundreds of emails - fanmail

Typically along these lines:

Dear Blargon,

let me count the ways I love you,

I love your smile, your heart, the way you talk like a news reader with the whole ruffling of the eyebrows thing.

Oh Blargon, is it in the stars for us to be together? ?