User:Blakegripling ph

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Blake Gripling
Full Name Blake Sophia Gripling
DOB July 11, 1990
Nationality Filipino
Nicknames Huckleberry Pie, LPG-Unit
Gender Male
Religion Roman Catholic
Hair Brown
Height 5'3
Location Cavite, Philippines
School Attended Lucky Junior High
Affiliations Third Echelon, Claremont School of Gen. Trias
Website LPG-Unit Music
Web Forum Visit Community Forum
This article is about the guy who uses the name of a fictional character as an alias. For the ATBG character, see As Told By Ginger.

Hi! I'm Blake G. I'm a parodist, and a fan of Grand Theft Auto. I discovered this site in 2005 and it provided me with stuff for school, so I signed up and edited pages, got rid of vandals and rip-off artists, as well as eating sandwiches. I also like Harley-Davidson motorcycles just because they're cool and they don't make your mind strain, too. Happy reading and God Bless! - Blake = )

No, I don't intend to put nonsense or any other inappropriate stuff on Wikipedia (this site, of course). After all, I'm sick of people who mess up encyclopedia pages...

Please visit my Soundclick page at www.soundclick.com/porkshake for those of you comedy song fanatics out there.

Condolences to the relatives, friends and colleagues of voice actor James Street, who played the vocal role of Huckleberry Pie in Strawberry Shortcake. Rest in peace, homie, I'm sure you'll have a great time up in the sky...

Notice to Wikipedians: I'm currently brainstorming on Grand Theft Jimbo, a spoof page about a fictional GTA game starring Mr. Jimbo Wales...


Contents

[edit] Spoofer Cell: Twisted Anthology

 This page contains material which is kept because it is considered humorous.
It is not intended, nor should it be used, for any remotely serious purpose.

"Look, dude, we don't want any dumb things to happen here, so beat it!"

—Huckleberry Pie, Spoofer Cell

"..."

—Claude Speed, Spoofer Cell

"Hey, am I sayin' something about this one?"

—Eloise, Spoofer Cell

"You're a tomboy, Shirl? Gosh, you might have been on Tylenol overdose,"

—Ludacris, Spoofer Cell

"The only beef that I have with this mission is that I would recreate that darn thing I did with Eleanor Rosevelt..."

—Shirley Temple, Spoofer Cell

"What's you're wanted level, Taboo, ten? Oh my goodness, man, the Army must have tried to pwn you..."

—Shirley Temple, Spoofer Cell

"What do you think this is, Curly, Grand Theft Auto?"

—Fergie, Spoofer Cell

I have a story at Fanfiction.net, entitled Spoofer Cell: Twisted Anthology, which is similar in style to Epic Movie. The whole story centers on Sam Fisher, a loyal agent of the Third Echelon, and his "movie and pop culture encounters", with appearances from many movie characters and celebrities - a time traveling Ludacris, an awkward Shirley Temple, and more crazy cameo appearances from celebrities. The parody is now in progress, but I thought of an initial storyline to fill the thing up. I also plan to have a machinima version of this, and a game, when I have the resoures to buy a new PC...

The game, on my point of view, would involve parodying various video games, with elements from Tom Clancy's Splinter Cell, Grand Theft Auto, Half-Life, Need for Speed Carbon, and other games. Most of the playable characters can use everyday objects as melee weapons, such as shoes (boots for Fisher and Ludacris and Mary Janes and the like for the kids), toilet plungers, tennis rackets, Ping-Pong balls, sausages, lollipops, alkaline batteries, leather mallets, slingshots, and the like. Of course, it would involve stealth tactics, and with some rather ridiculous stuff, such as Fisher knocking out Oompa-Loompas just to get a retinal scan at them.

I'm also conceptualizing on its sequel, Spoofer Cell: Eviction, a parodical take at Splinter Cell: Conviction. I won't give you the details about it yet, so visit this page for more details. OK, so after reading early rumors about the game (such as a strange-looking Sam throwing everything on sight), and after early conceptualization by yours truly, Eviction's story is about a now-broke Sam Fisher, after being pissed off at his employers, the Third Echelon. I may put sandbox elements from Grand Theft Auto: Vice City, but check out my user page for updated info...

External link: http://www.fanfiction.net/s/3455452/1/

[edit] Barnstars/Awards

The Barnstar of Good Humor
Nice work on the fictional video games! :) GO-PCHS-NJROTC (talk) 01:26, 26 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Discography

Here's a partial list of my song parody lyrics under the pseudonym LPG-Unit:

"Curly Top", originally "Pop" by Nsync
Date Submitted: 2006-10-30
"Fogg (Madeline Part III)", originally "Gone" by Nsync
Date Submitted: 2006-08-26
"Hilton Cried (Shirley Temple's Rant)", originally "Stars Are Blind" by Paris Hilton
Date Submitted: 2006-09-18
"Madeline", originally "London Bridge" by Fergie
Date Submitted: 2006-08-19
"Monsieur Zidane", originally "Señorita" by Justin Timberlake
Date Submitted: 2006-07-29
"My Hats (The Madeline Song)", originally "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas
Date Submitted: 2006-06-28
"My Hog (The Harley-Davidson Song)", originally "My Humps" by Black Eyed Peas
Date Submitted: 2006-11-25
"On The G-Unit Candy Shop", originally "On The Good Ship Lollipop" by Shirley Temple
Date Submitted: 2006-08-11
"Shirley Jane Temple (America's Sweetheart Pt. II)", originally "Lose Yourself" by Eminem
Date Submitted: 2006-09-27
"So Sick At Spongebob", originally "So Sick" by Ne-Yo
Date Submitted: 2006-10-21
"Yellow Hat", originally "SexyBack" by Justin Timberlake
Date Submitted: 2006-08-05
"Strawberry Shortcake", originally "Breakin' The Habit" by Linkin Park
Date Submitted: 2006-12-07
"Goodbye Strawberryland", originally "So Sick" by Ne-Yo
Date Submitted: 2006-10-26

Blake Gripling is...
This user is a Roman Catholic.
This user is proud to be a Filipino.
tl Ang tagagamit na ito ay katutubong tagapagsalita ng Tagalog.
This user comes from the Philippines.
RUN DMC This user enjoys rap music and hip hop culture.
2Pac
This user is still down with Tupac


BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
This user contributes using a phone.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
SSC This user is a fan of Strawberry Shortcake.
GTA This user plays games from the Grand Theft Auto series.
G This user uses Google as a primary search engine.

[edit] Some quotes (serious and funny)

"Two are better than one, because they have a good return for their work: If one falls down, his friend can help him up. But pity the man who falls and has no one to help him up! Also, if two lie down together, they will keep warm. But how can one keep warm alone? Though one may be overpowered, two can defend themselves. A cord of three strands is not quickly broken." - Ecclesiastes 4:9-12

"The only man who cannot smell a sour underarm is the one who has it," - Blake

"But I'm a gangsta rapper, it's my calling, homie!!" - Jeffrey "OG Loc" Cross

[edit] See also

[edit] External Links

My personal site

[edit] Other Projects