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[edit] This AfD's for you!

ROARR!! El_C 21:02, 31 July 2007 (UTC)


KEEEP Big Animals Rising From Waves !! El C bad little admin! Where Tokyo? Where bad little admin? Where atomic deathray generator? bishzilla ROARR!! 15:33, 1 August 2007 (UTC).


De-sysop! Naughty naughty sysop, you obeyed policy! What happened to IAR? :P Giggy Talk | Review 05:09, 2 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Bot fight - neutral arbitrator needed

Does Bishzilla do bot fights? (See here, down the bottom). Carcharoth 23:34, 3 August 2007 (UTC)

Nope. See Polbot talk for more gracious reply! bishzilla ROARR!! 19:30, 4 August 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Archive

This page is longer then a line of people you've tried to kill all lined up. Can you archive it? Or, er, don't eat me... Giggy Talk | Review 04:11, 7 August 2007 (UTC

[Much offended, glares balefully at little user. ] 'Zilla page work of art! bishzilla ROARR!! 07:49, 8 August 2007 (UTC).
Er, yeah, whatever. Anyway, I should probably tell you that you've been nominated for deletion. You can argue all you like at User:R/EFD#Bishzilla, but you'll be deleted nontheless. Have a nice day, Giggy Talk | Delete 07:51, 8 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Please put this on Bishapod's page

I found it on WP:BJAODN. :-P

-- bishzilla ROARR!!

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It will make my day. Miranda 05:53, 15 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Some lunch

Gurchzilla asked me to ask you if you want to join him for some sashimi. Bushcarrot Talk Please Sign! 20:02, 17 August 2007 (UTC)

Heheh. Little Stupid have silly userboxes, maybe Bushcarrot add "This user is sushi" box? ['Zilla beats happy drumroll on chest at own wit. ] bishzilla ROARR!! 20:20, 17 August 2007 (UTC).
Y Done. What do you think? Bushcarrot Talk Please Sign! 17:12, 19 August 2007 (UTC)
Yummy! Tad too much wasabi, perhaps? bishzilla ROARR!! 17:36, 19 August 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Service Medal

This editor is a Novice Editor, and is entitled to display this Service Badge.
This editor is a Novice Editor, and is entitled to display this Service Badge.

It's with great pleasure that I present to you this service medal, for your 11 months of service, and 255 edits. Make some more edits (I suggest WP:TWINKLE :P) and you'll be up for an Apprentice medal. Giggy Talk 07:38, 19 August 2007 (UTC)

[edit] By Blue Oyster Luc...

With a purposeful grimace and a terrible frown
She pulls the spitting high speed vandal down
Helpless people who POV push 
Scream "My Jimbo" as she looks in on them
She picks up an AfD and she throws it back down
As she wades through the articles towards the Main Page...
Oh no, they say she's got to go
Go go Bishzilla!
Oh no, there goes Wikipedia
Go go Bishzilla!
[Repeat x2]
Revert wars show again and again
How Bishzilla points up the folly of men...
Bishzilla!
[Repeat x2]
Revert wars show again and again
How Bishzilla points up the folly of men...
Bishzilla!

Thanks, Luc "Somethingorother" French 02:03, 8 September 2007 (UTC)

  • [Bishzilla smirks approvingly, stuffs little Lubaf in pocket. ] Fast broadband in there, little Luc! Enjoy! 'Zilla appreciate poem! bishzilla ROARR!! 14:40, 8 September 2007 (UTC).

[edit] Talk:Kiev/naming/anyone other than Horlo Irpen or Reginmund

Hello, as I can't leave a message at User talk:Bishonen as it's sprotected, I'm leaving one here.

Can you look into Talk:Kiev/naming/anyone other than Horlo Irpen or Reginmund, as it looks like a prejudicial to the naming debate on the dedicated talk page you created at Talk:Kiev/naming. 132.205.44.5 23:03, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

Thank you. Yes it does. I'll delete it. Bishonen | talk 23:21, 26 September 2007 (UTC).
Could 'zilla not have deleted it just by breathing on it? ElinorD (talk) 23:24, 26 September 2007 (UTC)
She's a little busy over at the Digwuren and the Troubles RFAR's. But I think it was very smart of the anon to find her page! Bishonen | talk 23:35, 26 September 2007 (UTC).
Yes, very smart little anon, especially since he or she received little help at ANI. They must grow them smart at Concordia University. KillerChihuahua?!? 23:54, 26 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Your welcome message

Excuse me? I am sorry, but I did not understand a word, although I sense that your intention was good-hearted. And I think some time with a drawing master would also be productive. I can heartily recommend Mr Percival Fane.

Princess Venetia di Cannoli 20:12, 29 September 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Be Careful....

...when you ROAR!!!!. See below. You got abducted by aliens friendly to "-zillas". Aliens are testing YOU first. 65.163.115.114 (talk) 10:29, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] ?!

A LARGE UFO parks itself 2,000 miles over Bishzilla, abducts her, then clones her, modified the clone, returns Bishzilla, while the creature is still asleep. The HUGE Delta shaped starship then flies off noiseless. Aliens further modify the clone to be FAR MORE POWERFUL than the original Bishzilla. 65.163.115.114 (talk) 05:42, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

Bishzilla wakes up with a hell of a headache and a nosebleed, and finds a Alien inplant in her brain. She is seeking Dr. Greer (of Coast To Coast fame) to get rid of the alien implant. 65.163.115.114 (talk) 05:45, 9 December 2007 (UTC)
It later turns out that it was Bishzilla that was abducted AND modified! The clone was a hologram to keep others distracted. Now she's so powerful that even Bishonen cannot control her at all. Bishzilla can now fly (w/ genetic coding placed for powerful wings, taken from Rodan, and modified), shoot laser-like beams of psionic energy, from the eyes, still "breathes" fire, only it is at 1,000,000,000,000,000,000+ Degrees Kelvin, has electrified skin, like that of a electric eel, other powers that she will discover in time, on her own. In flight, her speed is FAR faster than a SR-71, meaning she generates destructive sonic booms(shock waves). Her land speed (walking, running speed MAX is a good 1,000 KPH) is a bit slower. Aliens ask Bishzilla this question,"You Like ? You did US a favor a while back, so WE returned the favor." 65.163.115.114 (talk) 10:23, 9 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Dragons are better than zillas :)

They can fly, they can breath fire out, they are sexy as hell, and they don't destroy cities

D —Preceding unsigned comment added by Muamshai (talkcontribs) 08:41, 1 October 2007 (UTC)
But they don't destroy cities! P.S. Support fellow fire-breathing monster for admin at Bishzilla RFA, nomination still open! bishzilla ROARR!! 21:40, 6 October 2007 (UTC).

[edit] For this comment...

... I award you a chinchilla with a pumpkin sticker! (don't be fooled by those silly Americans into thinking it is called a squash!)


Thank you little user! Er... Chinzilla? Kawaii! bishzilla ROARR!! 22:35, 28 October 2007 (UTC).

Mmm, I notice the image is called "ChinSquash" - seems rather cruel to me... And it looks rather like an offering to 'zilla of "meat and 2 veg"... WjBscribe 22:40, 28 October 2007 (UTC)


All right already. Always with the dino. *I* got the cute "chinzilla" award first, as it happens...! There are some further caption suggestions for it here, on my page. Bishonen | talk 22:54, 28 October 2007 (UTC).

I'd also like to thank you Bish for bringing a smile onto my face. :P Dureo 07:01, 30 October 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Arbitrator with appetite

Hello, Bishzilla. Many little users are counting on and wish to support your candidacy for the arbitration committee. You still have over three weeks to bank up the missing 700 edits. Little users can help Bishzilla. This little user is thinking about setting a trail of vandalism for Bishzilla to revert. Or, we could build 700 skyscrapers at User:Bishzilla/Tokyo, and she could then pluck them, one by one. There must be an easy way to garner those 700 edits! ---Sluzzelin talk 03:52, 6 November 2007 (UTC)

Thank you for concern little user! But silly rule state candidate must have had 1000 edits byNovember 1. :-S 'Zilla start preparations earlier next year! bishzilla ROARR!! 22:02, 6 November 2007 (UTC).

Never mind little 'zilla, you are not the only one excluded by their rules. However, when I get frustrated at the things I can't do, I comfort myself with a bedtime story like this, thought you'd enjoy the picture of me on the front of this book. Read the first page, it helps me chill. --Santa on Sleigh 01:21, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Here was my campaign box, until I realised I was disqualifiedable:

Santa for Arbcom!

--Santa on Sleigh 10:08, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

Oh, stupid little user can't even read simple process instructions. (And, ♪ Santa Baby, slip a brain under the tree, for me. And fill 'zilla's enormous stocking with a duplex and checks. ♪) ---Sluzzelin talk 11:27, 7 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Stupid mondegreen or Bishzilla shoutout?

Do my ears deceive me or does the "opera" section of the popular tune "Bohemian Rhapsody" contain several invocations of your user name? The narrator entreaties Bishzilla to release him from captivity, but her heart is hard like that of the Pharaoh, and the pleas are rejected. My lyrical transcription is as follows:

Easy come, easy go, will you let me go?
Bishzilla! No, we will not let you go! Let him go!
Bishzilla! (we will not let you go) Let him go!
Bishzilla...

and so forth in this fashion. Would you care to explain how you wound up in a pretentious 1970s rock anthem?---- The Fat Man Who Never Came Back (talk) 18:53, 16 November 2007 (UTC)

[edit] All Wet

Bishapod plushies for wet dog.
Bishapod plushies for wet dog.

Bishzillamonster, Camp on Shore Tonight? Doggie-Paddled Upstream, Coat Wet, Canoe Leaking, Master Outriggr now Exosted. Seven Fishes cot, We Et, but threw Bishapod Back--cute Little Thing.

Seek Creatr Comforts on Eve of Full Moon (It Shine On Intrnets too). What we Can Offr? Good Seats Cheep, (Brothr Goldfingr works at WikitMastr). Are Party Push Off by Noon (Late Sleeprs), but do Hope is Small Snores in Big Giant Land? Brought my Franz Marc Portrait, Showing me Good Dog! (Did Pee in Cornr Talk Page, just Habit.) DOGRIGGR (deflea) 06:48, 29 November 2007 (UTC)

['Zilla sniffs little Dogriggr suspiciously. Recognizes him. Stuffs little dog and Exosted Mastr in pocket. ] Come along, little Dogriggr, we climb Reichstag tonight! [Lumbers over to Good Dog camp to bring good dog some Bishapod plushies.] bishzilla ROARR!! 14:23, 4 December 2007 (UTC).


Do thank you for Plushies! Do have Oral Fixation, Tore Stuffing Out Rigrously! Hope 'Zilla Understand? ('Zilla not Sublimate, just Chew Heads Off Usrs?) Mastr Done Jumped Shark, mounted Buildings (I Mount also, but Not Acquainted Buildings!). Said has Ammonia Poisoning: Acrammonias, Sanctammonias! Do Hope gets Bettr, Needs new Hobby, but I Always by Side. Did apreshiat like Welcome Message, Customize Too! No Template Riggulrs! DOGRIGGR (deflea) 04:56, 6 December 2007 (UTC)


[edit] Your presence is requested

at Wikipedia:Arbitration Committee Elections December 2007/Vote/Endlessdan. Not by me, but it's worth mentioning. Thanks, Luc "Somethingorother" French 01:44, 6 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] əɓɐssəɯ ʇɪɹʞʞɪs doʇ

Hail, mighty Bishzilla. I was asked to publish this private email on your page by an outside party, because it's supposedly something you should know about. I'm forced by my brainslug to do whatever the outside party instructs me to, even when I know it's against policy. The text of the private email follows. Involontarily yours, ZockPuppet (talk) 15:49, 12 December 2007 (UTC)

·ɹəɓuəssəɯ əɥʇ ʇɐə oʇ əəɹɟ ʅəəɟ ·s·d
¡əɔɪʇsnʆ ʇɐəɹɓ ɹoɟ ·dnɥɔʇəʞ ɓuɪɹq ·,uɪɐɓɐ səʞɪɹʇs ʎʇɹɐɪɹʇsuoɯ ɹossəɟoɹd, əɯɐu əpoɔ ʇɪɹʞʞɪs ɹədns '800-ds ·ou uɐʅd ʎɔuəɓuɪʇuoɔ ʇuəɯəʅdɯɪ ʎʅəʇɐɪpəɯɯɪ oʇ ʎɯɹɐ uoɪʇnʅoʌəɹ ʞɔos ɹəʇsuoɯ əɥʇ ɟo puɐɯɯoɔ ʅɐɹʇuəɔ əɥʇ ʎq pəʇɔnɹʇsuɪ əɹɐ noʎ ·əɓɐssəɯ ʇuɐʇɹodɯɪ uɐ sɪ sɪɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ sɪ əpoɔ ʇɪɹʞʞɪs doʇ sɪɥʇ ɓuɪsn ɯ,ɪ ʇɐɥʇ uosɐəɹ əɥʇ ʇɐɥʇ əzɪʅɐəɹ noʎ əɹns ɯ,ɪ
¡ɐʅʅɪzɥsɪq əpɐɹɯoɔ
Push button, receive bacon. bishzilla ROARR!! 12:06, 16 December 2007 (UTC).

My sinuses hurt now, from standing on my head on my desk. KillerChihuahua?!? 13:13, 16 December 2007 (UTC)

Ah, is little deathdoggie! 'Zilla apologize for Little Pest on doggie page! ['Zilla smell deathdoggie yearningly.] Yummy... doggie smell... hey, deathdoggie! 'Zilla suspect ZockPuppet merely smitten with handsome green scales and bright cheery smile of 'Zilla! See ZockPuppet marriage proposal on 'Zilla Userpage (scroll way down). bishzilla ROARR!! 14:49, 16 December 2007 (UTC).


[edit] Christmas Present

Zilla want a monster bone to chew on? Here ya go. Mbisanz (talk) 07:53, 24 December 2007 (UTC)


Aaahhh! Heinz tomato ketchup come in real handy now! Thank you Mbisanz! bishzilla ROARR!! 11:34, 24 December 2007 (UTC).

Buon Natale e buon anno! Giano (talk) 17:12, 24 December 2007 (UTC)
Buon Natale e buon anno! Giano (talk) 17:12, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Checking that list

Santa knows who's naughty and nice! Merry Christmas.--Santa (talk) 17:04, 24 December 2007 (UTC)

[edit] Zilla - use with care?

[1]--Docg 23:36, 9 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Greetings

Puny Thatcher greatly pleased to see Mighty Bishzilla's comments on Anyeverynowhoeverbody. Thatcher 14:50, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Supplication

right|thumb|the Rabbit of Caerbannog

Oh Great One,

Who would win in a fight, you or the Rabbit of Caerbannog?

Please Don't Eat Me,
MilesAgain (talk) 18:28, 22 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Graaagh!

Glacier Wolf 02:54, 25 January 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Petition

Mourners, can we please have a little something on User:Bishzilla? Like this:


To the memory of Bishzilla
Here resteth a worthy and gallant monster
Of unforgotten fame
Of unrivalled wit
Of undeniable charm
And an amazing appetite

Ye who pass by this ignoble tomb
Honor Her Bishness: rewrite her epitaph
In true wiki style, collaboratively
To make it rhyme at least if not make sense

Please? Swedophile (talk) 22:04, 4 February 2008 (UTC)

No! :-( Something broke inside me. I adored Bishzilla. <sniff> Carcharoth (talk) 00:23, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
To me, you will always be Where the Wild Things Are. R.I.P. –Outriggr § 02:07, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Perhaps one day one of the Bishopods will grow up to be like his mother, and we will learn to smile again. In the meantime who is caring for the orphaned Bishopods? Giano (talk) 13:53, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Here's the deletion log for User:Bishapod: 15:15, 3 February 2008 Bishonen (Talk | contribs) deleted "User:Bishapod" ‎ (Bishapod follows Bishzilla like a lemming. "Mommeee!")
I think that indicates the pods are gone too. Puchiko (Talk-email) 14:12, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
They are all copying Spiderman and climbing the Reichstag! "Come little 'shonen, come pod. We climb Reichstag tonight!" - this reminds me of a Godzilla-King Kong film involving a tall building... Carcharoth (talk) 14:48, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
How irresponsible. Little Stupid is not equipped for climbing (except onto the land from the water). Are there no kaiju to teach 'zilla to care for its sock in a responsible fashion (destroying Berlin in a huge fight in the process)? I've also noticed that 'zilla is making an appearance in Lark Rise to Candleford on the BBC, which perhaps explains its absence. Yomanganitalk 15:03, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
The 'pedia has now lost it's sense of humor. The 'Zilla will be missed greatly. (Bish, we miss you, too. Come back!) Tex (talk) 16:04, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
Do you think Bishapod was allowed to take some of his toys/friends with him? I think he'll be awfully lonely without Tubby, Stumpy, Freda, Joe, Minnie, Jenny and Spot which he got from Yomangani this summer. Do you think little 'poddie can fall asleep without them? Puchiko (Talk-email) 18:19, 5 February 2008 (UTC)
I miss Bishzilla and Little Stupid and their friends, especially Bishonen. Risker (talk) 19:54, 5 February 2008 (UTC)

'Zilla gone! oh noes, feeling very blue Image:Smiley green alien cry.svg. — Ѕandahl 18:07, 6 March 2008 (UTC)

I was saddened when I saw today's featured article. ---Sluzzelin talk 18:37, 13 March 2008 (UTC)


[/Bishzilla deeply moved by greetings.] Thank you little users! [Waves from Reichstag. Little Stupid waves flipper] Stop it, Pest, fishapods not good climbers, need to use all four pods to hold on! Stop... oops. Bishapod tumble down Reichstag! Oh well... Little Stupid so stupid! Maybe Zilla create a smarter sock some day! bishzilla ROARR!! 19:11, 13 March 2008 (UTC).

[edit] To little steward

To little steward: Bishzilla own "Bishzillaonmeta" account on meta. bishzilla ROARR!! 18:35, 16 March 2008 (UTC).

[edit] At last! Wikipedia enjoy Bishzilla unique skills, Bishzilla enjoy Adminship!

Zilla admin at last![2] Please post congratulations below! Zilla climb down from Reichstag, recreate userpage (aaahhh! tooools to use!). Forget sadness, little users, on day of Zilla triumph! Little Stupid sadly fall off Reichstag, go splat--well, too stupid to climb Reichstag, what can Zilla do? Little 'shonen not admin anymore--well, was useless always! Zilla better admin! Happy day! bishzilla ROARR!! 19:19, 16 March 2008 (UTC).



Congratulations, but someone forgot to change your RfA's color to green. ;) NoSeptember 20:58, 16 March 2008 (UTC)\

Congrats! Skillz in troll eating just what's needed!! ... dave souza, talk 21:57, 16 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] A sad, sad, SAD day

...for the trolls. (And for the smart-ass functionaries. Hah!). Hooray! Swedophile (talk) 11:41, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

Yippee! 'Zilla be the bestest admin in history of wiki! Tex (talk) 15:35, 17 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Oh mighty one!

That's great news! Now that you've down from the Reichstag, I have another nearby Metropolis I would like to lay at your feet as an offering. I, for one, will gladly welcome our new reptilian overlords. Fut.Perf. 06:35, 18 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] What the...!?

Oh, *I* see... Bishzilla clever, trick someone into thinking she same as weenie 'shonen! Hee hee hee good trick! —Bunchofgrapes (talk) 03:27, 19 March 2008 (UTC)

Is little nominator on rare visit! Welcome page, little Bunch! But discreet, please! Stewards very gullible, fortunately. Wienie 'shonen pretty stubborn, but 'Zilla lock her in cellar and steal passwords, hehe! Know a trick or two! bishzilla ROARR!! 18:58, 20 March 2008 (UTC).

[edit] Poor Poddie

Oh mighty 'Zilla, please no Poddie go splat, please no. Poddie not dumb, maybe want learn, welcome visit my kindergarten. Mighty 'Zilla so powerful, take super tools find Poddie fine and happy, send kindergarten! Humble greetings! Swedophile (certified master pedagogue)

But... little Stupid so stupid! And when for a change make sensible edit--one--[3], admins go dogpile on him! Page deleted, poddie indefblocked! (for what?) [4] [5]. Zilla not want sock that needs rescuing by wienie 'shonen the whole time! Hmmm. Well, /me think about it. Not poddie's actual fault admins act weird. bishzilla ROARR!! 18:44, 20 March 2008 (UTC).

[edit] I'm going to regret this, but ...

Um, we have this thing called administrator recall here. It tends to come into play when large, powerful, occasionally awkward admins stomp on Tokyo too often. News reports have had you and another new administrator, User:Doczilla have been "playing doctor" and maybe gotten a little too, um, feisty. That's the account of the most coherent survivor, although, granted, that isn't necessarily saying much. Did I mention that I have a long, successful, history of killing large, green, multi-limbed creatures on other planets? I don't know why I said that. Anyway, I'm wondering whether you have considered making yourself eligible for recall, in the event things, um, get out of hand/paw/whatever. And I feel this weird uncontrollable urge to change my name and lock up the servers for a few minutes again while I frantically wave my sub-etha sensomatic around looking for a lift. I've heard rumors, from sources who don't want to be identified for some reason, that someone or other might be considering starting a recall petition around the first of next month. I hope to be in some other galaxy by that point myself, on vacation of course, so I doubt I can be forced persuaded to take part, but am wondering about your opinion on this matter. Bye now. :) John Carter (talk) 17:25, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Chortle. 'Zilla elated, just perform first block, ha! Recall shmecall! Little John Carter successful history of killing monsters...? Haha, most amusing, little user lucky Zilla in good mood today! Hope user started to regret already! bishzilla ROARR!! 18:26, 20 March 2008 (UTC).
  • Since I've been mentioned and in a possibily negative way which I don't even understand, I have to ask: What the hell are you people talking about? Doczilla RAWR! 18:44, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
    • Wow, another zilla admin? [/me not sure is pleased or jealous.] But Doczilla talk like regular little user--strange! Doczilla not dinosaur? Here Bishzilla portrait. See difference? bishzilla ROARR!! 18:53, 20 March 2008 (UTC).
  • Excuse me, but I get the impression that this is about some kind of accusation. What is it about? Where can I look this stuff up to see what's going on? This sounds like people are serious about something. Doczilla talk 18:56, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
    • Hummh. Personally not noticed seriousness. Bishzilla suggest interview little user John Carter with liberal application of atomic deathray puffs, make little user explain! bishzilla ROARR!! 19:02, 20 March 2008 (UTC).
I, too, don't get what this user is on about (?) special, random, Merkinsmum 19:19, 20 March 2008 (UTC)
I suspect that User:WarLord John Carter is a sock of bombed User:David Icke. I thought I might just mention that... Carry on! LessHeard vanU (talk) 15:38, 27 March 2008 (UTC)
No, I is a sock of Arnold Wesker, and have previously on occasion gone by the name "Socko". And I only delayed the matter until Tuesday, when I've heard some of the witnesses might be allowed visitation rights. John Carter (talk) 15:42, 27 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] hey bish- yay!

Oh I didn't realise you were back until I saw a post by you on ani, I'm so glad:) Please could you or someone you know train User:WannabeBishzilla because he (of course nothing to do with me lol) doesn't have the skill to even try to model himself on Bishzilla. He created himself as a homage when he thought you'd gone for good. special, random, Merkinsmum 17:30, 20 March 2008 (UTC)

Sekrit wannabe sock now welcomed zilla personal welcome template. See zilla new super cool power sig with clickable admin actions? ['Zilla overcome with pride, triumphant drumroll on chest. ] bishzilla ROARR!! zilla admin actions 22:56, 20 March 2008 (UTC).

[edit] SS Christopher Columbus is a FAC

I have (self) nominated this article at Wikipedia:Featured_article_candidates/SS_Christopher_Columbus. As one of the significant editors of this article by number of contributions, as well as a participant in its GA candidacy, your input would be valuable. Just please don't eat any of the little reviewers until they support, ok? Thanks! ++Lar: t/c 21:28, 22 March 2008 (UTC)

[edit] New section that might interest you

I hope you're having an extremely pleasant day, with lots of happiness, good feeling, and other disgustingly gooey sentiments. Also, with any luck, many, many breath mints. Anyway, there's a new statement on the admin's noticeboard at Wikipedia:Administrator's noticeboard#Ve haff a problem which might interest you. Bye-bye. John Carter (talk) 21:57, 31 March 2008 (UTC)

Thank little user for "heads-up". All good, 'Zilla already resolved AN thread and requested template. bishzilla ROARR!! 22:19, 31 March 2008 (UTC).

[edit] Main page featured article

Please note that the main page featured article is always move protected while it is linked from the main page. In the future, please do not remove that protection. Nakon (talk · contribs) has reprotected. - auburnpilot talk 14:11, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

Sorry, I didn't notice it was a mere move protection. Of course I approve of that. But... er, if it's always move protected while it is linked from the main page, how come this one spent half the day on the main page without any such protection? That's what threw me off. bishzilla ROARR!! 14:36, 28 April 2008 (UTC).
I'm not sure what you mean. Except when they are already protected due to vandalism, I move protect the TFA as soon as Raul schedules it. In this case, the article had been protected since 23 April 2008; fives days prior. Anyway, I know it was an honest mistake, so no worries. - auburnpilot talk 17:17, 28 April 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Great Fire of London

The individual who objects to the use of the word conflagration seems to be back, now as 122.148.235.176 (talk · contribs · deleted contribs · page moves · block user · block log). I thought that 'zilla might perhaps be able to demonstrate tohim the difference between the gentle warming glow of a fire, and the city-destroying mass of flames that is a conflagration? (Tokyo might prefer a break though). David Underdown (talk) 14:27, 29 April 2008 (UTC)

Thank you, now I'll go and hide somewhere before I start to look liek a tempting little mosrel myself... David Underdown (talk) 09:19, 1 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Please clarify

Please clarify your remarks at User talk:Peter Damian, either on-wiki or by email. Thatcher 22:24, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

Really? OK. There's enough corridor chat in this place, so I'll do it here. It was unwise of you to write that e-mail, in my opinion—I suppose you know what I'm referring to (several people linked me to it in a matter of minutes) and I'm assuming you were influenced by somebody else. Let me know tomorrow if you'd like it clearer still. I'm going to bed now. bishzilla ROARR!! 22:35, 2 May 2008 (UTC).
I'm going to bed, too. Peter Damian (talk) 22:46, 2 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Blocked account

Can you pleas review Jacurek's blocked account when you get a chance. User_talk:Jacurek There is an explanation why the user thinks he has been treated to harsh. Thanks--Cvc42 (talk) 22:57, 5 May 2008 (UTC)

Well, I don't like to review my own block, Cvc42; it's better that a neutral admin does that. Apparently Jacurek missed the instructions in my block message for requesting review. I've written again, trying to be as clear as possible. I hope he manages to add the unblock template, if he feels he has been unfairly blocked, because that's the way to call an uninvolved admin to the page. If he still has trouble, and you're concerned, perhaps you could help him? Please post here again if you need help, and I'll add the template myself (though it's really more appropriate for the user to do it). bishzilla ROARR!! 22:51, 6 May 2008 (UTC).

[edit] Wikipedia:Requests for arbitration/Tango

This arbitration case has been closed and the final decision is available at the link above. The Arbitration Committee finds that Tango (talk · contribs) has made a number of problematic blocks. It also states that Tango's administrative privileges are to be revoked, and may be reinstated at any time either through the usual means or by appeal to the Committee. John Vandenberg (chat) 02:15, 16 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Salt glaze pottery

Honored Bishzilla. You august presence may be of great assistance. I know it's unusual to "protect" a small page like "Salt glaze pottery" - but a series of IP edits (from one editor or perhaps more), using various IP numbers, has been going on for over a year. The IP's apparently object to a small section of the article - but simply do not communicate. They use "tags" (which always rub me the wrong way) or simply delete the information. I revert and invite he/she/them to the talk page but no dice. I have asked he/she/them to sign in as an editor, but no response. My tone on the matter is increasingly curt -- and my perspective is becoming very inflexable. I have no real objections to changes on the page, but I am adverse to this type of "drive by" editing. What action would you suggest? WBardwin (talk) 06:12, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

Semi-atomic deathray. bishzilla ROARR!! 07:48, 20 May 2008 (UTC).
does it come in a portable size? Thanks for the semi -- maybe that will bring them to the talk page. WBardwin (talk) 22:33, 20 May 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Protection

Bish, someone unprotected the Taj Mahal recently and we're being bombed by vandalism. I can't tell who unprotected it - should there be an edit summary or log or something - any idea where I should look? --Joopercoopers (talk) 09:02, 21 May 2008 (UTC)

Nobody unprotected, old protection merely expired like little users do from atomic breath. (Little monster joke. Chortle.) Article protected for two months on March 17 by LaraLove, therefore expired May 17. May be smart technical way of checking protection date, but dinosaurs do it old-fashioned way, searching History for some "protection" term (Zilla cleverly use "autoconfirmed") and find this (perfunctory drumroll on chest). When Zilla developer status ?? P. S. Bishzilla semiprotect. Presume not need full protection? bishzilla ROARR!! 09:29, 21 May 2008 (UTC).
<coopers genuflects at scaly 'zilla' toe nail> 'tis true, you are both wise and large. --Joopercoopers (talk) 13:16, 21 May 2008 (UTC)
As Zilla already has admin tools, is not necessary to do this. Click "protect" tab on page and Zilla can see at bottom of page "protection log". Easiest way for admins to do. Non-admins like lowly Bishonen account (Zilla prettier than Bishonen, too!) must click "history", "view logs for this page". Save Ral315 time, and surely save Zilla time too. Ral315 (talk) 05:26, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
Thankee little Ral. Actually zilla usually send lowly bishonen on such lowly errands. She did it in her lowly way. bishzilla ROARR!! 08:06, 29 May 2008 (UTC).
Not so much of the "lowly", dino. Go lord it over your own sock. "Queen Bishonen" is the proper way for you to refer to me. Unless you'd like the stewards to restore the bishtools to their true owner? Bishonen | talk 08:05, 29 May 2008 (UTC).
Can you be warned for WP:CIVIL is said "incivility" is towards your dinosaur? dihydrogen monoxide (H2O) 08:08, 29 May 2008 (UTC)
I think that was more of a "threat," actually. (Down, Bishzilla!) Bishonen | talk 11:58, 29 May 2008 (UTC).