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[edit] Matt Gray

[edit] Short Stories

The writer of the thrilling short story "Greenland - A funk odyssey", yet to be marked by Adam Webster (who is actually Adam Florentino, whose family are all part of the Italian Mafia)

[edit] Plays

He is also the co-writer of the highly praised play "Date with the Doctor", for which Adam Webster gave:

  • A for Presentation
  • A for Script-writing
  • A for Overall content

Adam's Webster commented that the play was "Very funny and highly entertaining, although verging on the innapropriate. I felt that sometimes the intellegent humour was sometimes underplayed by their more "low - key" comedy."

The play brought to life many new characters, including:

  • Inspector Intelligent
  • Dr. Dennis Rommadahl
  • Carl, the driver
  • Dr. Durex
  • Dr. Marxen Spencer
  • Ben Dover
  • Proffesor Humphrey McFunkmeister

It also brought about a revolution in murder techniques, including "Death by Mandarin" or the process of a mandarin being stuffed up a persons rectum at an increadible velocity.

[edit] Acting Career

Matt Gray'sacting career began in 2003 with the Trinty School of John Whitgift's production of Zigger Zagger when he briefly appeard on stage as a steward. His big break came in 2006 when he became a chorus member in the same schools production of Murder in the Cathedral, which the Croydon Advertiser rated 4 stars He also appeared as a lord in Matchbox theatre company's production of As you like it. He is about to appear in Trinity's production of Terra Nova as a newspaper salesman

He also appeared in multiple Junior Drama Evenings:

  • As Will in JR's production of the His Dark Materials trilogy
  • As both Mr Benn and an Agent in 1J's production of Mr Benn
  • As the Nurse in 2P's production of Romeo and Juliet

[edit] Personal Life

Matt Gray is rumoured to be living deep inside the earths core, however most sightings of him are around the area of Bromley.