User:Biggus Dickus
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Biggus Dickus (Graham Chapman) - far right.
Quote from Monty Python's Life of Brian
- Centurion: You know the penalty laid down by Roman law for harboring a known criminal?
- Matthias: No.
- Centurion: Crucifixion!
- Matthias: Oh.
- Centurion: Nasty, eh?
- Matthias: Could be worse.
- Centurion: What you mean "Could be worse"?
- Matthias: Well, you could be stabbed.
- Centurion: Stabbed? Takes a second. Crucifixion lasts hours. It's a slow, horrible death.
- Matthias: Well, at least it gets you out in the open air.
- Centurion: You're weird!
