User:Batchelor

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! This user is a userbox kleptomaniac.


I'm a bit of a fan of userboxes, so thats all thats on my page (and links)

Sunday, 15 June 2008
The little things that make life pleasant (or unpleasant)
en This user is a native speaker of English.
pig Isthay useryay ancay eakspay Igpay Atinlay.
BS This user can speak Bullshit.
en-gb This user can speak British English.
sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
ubx-n This user communicates exclusively via userboxes.
du-4 This user is able to contribute with a near-native level of dumbass.
de-3 Dieser Benutzer hat sehr gute Deutschkenntnisse.
es-3 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel avanzado de español.
la-1 Hic usor simplici latinitate contribuere potest.
gd-1 Tha comas labhairt bunaiteach sa Ghàidhlig aig an neach-chleachdaidh seo.
dlph Eeek ack sque'ek ook kkkk'k squeek.
LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation.
fgn-0 This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough.
1337-0 This user has no idea what 1337 is and/or prefers to contribute using proper words.

[edit] Sites which I think deserve some merit and should be on here - please feel free to add your own, but sensible ones which you wouldn't be ashamed to show your mother!

1 - Wikipedia - For obvious reasons!

2 - Fish Tycoon, best game on the internet at the mo

3 - Play deal or no deal on the internet (highly addictive)

4 - Samantha's Story!

5 - The Gilbert and Sullivan Archive

6 - Pythonline - the one and only "I'm not the messiah!"

7 - Who you should really vote for!}

8 - Google news - For all your news needs in the blink of an eye

9 - Rob's Lists

10 - The Brick Testament

11 - Zug - Humourous take on life

12 - How sad, some people actually have to do this for a job. Toni.

13 - Answers to your burning and plain wierd questions

14 - For the best equipment money can buy

15 - Citizens required. Does what it says on the tin.

16 - Best British entertainment portal - BBC

17 - Best radio show ever - ISIHAC

18 - For the really odd people out there... The defective Yeti

19 - Neighbours, the one soap that every ill/skiving teenager watches

20 - Just a Minute transcripts

21 - Knotting for beginners

22 - The end of the world as it could happen!

23 - Amazon - cheapest stuff online

24 - The official google blog

25 - My blog

26 - Who Should I Cheer For?

27 - The online, real treasure hunt!





Education

This user is an undergraduate student majoring in Zoology.
Ring Nebula
This user's favourite subject is Astronomy.
Image:GClef.svgImage:FClef.svg
This user's favorite subject is Music.
IQ This user's Intelligence Quotient is 148.
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!
ə This user is a Grammar Nazi and wears a schwa sticker as proof.
iTS This user uses the
iTunes Store.
This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately....
AIM-0 This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer.

Health

This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off.
40.px This user is highly... um... What's that word again?
SYN This user is a synaesthete.
Secondhand smoke is one of this user's pet peeves.
This user is right-handed.

Life

Name This user's name is Charlie Batchelor.
teen This user is a teenager, not a stereotype.
This user is a child at heart. They may have grown older but they'll never grow up.
This user remembers using
a rotary dial telephone.
This user is proud to be English.
Scotland This user is of Scottish ancestry.
Sibs This user is an only child.
This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck".
This user wishes to fly and hopes to become an aircraft pilot.

12
This user has set foot in 12 countries of the world.


Personality

ENTJ This user's MBTI type is ENTJ.


Time

This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute.
This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time.
This user's time zone is GMT.
GMT
?
This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today.

Zodiac

This user is skeptical of the Zodiac.
This user is a Capricornian.
This user was born in the year of the Dragon.

Beliefs

This user is a carnivore.
This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke.
I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me.
Eu This user is interested in the debate over euthanasia.


Political Parties

Boris I say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories?
Two Jags Wouldn't it be great if two Jags was the next leader of the Labour Party?

Religion

This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon.
God This user believes in God.
God This user is interested in theism.
Flying Spaghetti Monster This user is aware of the Flying Spaghetti Monster.
This user believes in
Santa Claus.

Sexuality

This user is heterosexual.
This user supports gender equality.
This user is a supporter of the LGBT community.
This user is single.


Transport

Ford This user drives a Ford.
This user considers traffic lights advisory, not compulsory.

Books

This user enjoys reading anything.
This user enjoys reading humorous literature.
Big Brother is watching this user.
This user is a hoopy frood who really knows where their towel is.
This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred.
G This user is a Gryffindor.
Batman This user knows that criminals are a cowardly lot, and uses fear to fight injustice and those who would prey on the fearful...
This user enjoys reading the newspaper.
ACADEMIC JOURNAL This user has had his/her work published in an academic journal.
G.O This user enjoys the works of George Orwell.

Colours

This user's favourite colour is blue.

Computing

This user loves using Google Earth.
ST This user enjoys using Stellarium to look at the virtual skies.
This user maintains a blog.
G This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
BT
This user's internet service provider is BT Broadband.
Ps
This user contributes using
Adobe Photoshop
This user uses LimeWire
sfri This user contributes using Safari.
This user runs Mac OS X.
Left monitorRight monitor This user has a dual monitor configuration.
Mac This user is contributing using a Macintosh computer.
This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.
This user contributes while using iTunes 7.6.2
This user contributes using a Mac, and doesn't know why Windows was ever invented.

Food

This user is a carnivore.
This user is currently on
a seefood diet.
This user loves spaghetti.
This user eats potatoes.
This user eats cucumbers.
This user eats Granny Smith apples.
This user eats cheese.
This user eats Chicken Fingers as often as they can.
This user loves pasta.
This user loves to eat pizza.
This user prefers pepperoni pizza.
This user loves to eat beef.
This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry.
This user eats chocolate.
This user loves brownies.
This user eats custard creams.
C2H5OH-5 This user does not stand on kegs. This user extends his/her hands, and kegs appear atop them.
Image:Stout.gif This user drinks
GUINNESS.
This user drinks wine only when there's no more beer.
H2O This user is H2O intolerant. Achoo!
This user drinks milk.
MD
This user drinks Mountain Dew.
This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.
This user likes waffles.
This user loves Toad in the hole.

Games

This user can solve a Rubik's Cube without cheating.
This user is a Jenga master.
This user passed GO !
(…so where is my $200?)
This user is a poker legend.
This user enjoys playing
spoons.
This user enjoys PlayStation 2 games.
TS Dis gweld es frotogé, en a wooka-dis now!
This user plays the Sonic the Hedgehog series.
RS This user plays RuneScape.
This user enjoys solving
Sudoku puzzles.
MN-2 This user is an expert minesweeper.
PS2 This user enjoys playing games on a PlayStation 2.
This user prefers the PlayStation Portable over the Nintendo DS.
CC This user plays Chip's Challenge, and hopes that there will be an official sequel some day.
This user is a Guitar Hero, which is way more impressive than real guitar.
PSx This user is a loyal fan of Sony PlayStation console series hardware and software.
This user suffers from Bloaty Head.

History

This user is interested in World War I and World War II.
This user is interested in the  British Empire.  
This user is very interested in Napoléon.

General Interests

Fx
This user is interested in astronomy.
This user does not like socklessness.
The only throne this user has sat on was made of porcelain.
This user enjoys Classical music
XD This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.
This user is a railfan.
This user is interested in drama and acting.
This user is an AFOL.
XD This user is interested in comedy, and may enjoy writing or performing it.
This user enjoys photography.
This user has an amateur radio license.
This user enjoys electronics or is an electronics hobbyist.
This user flies RC Planes and does NOT think they're toys!
This user enjoys bicycling.
This user is a certified scuba diver
This user prefers cold weather.

Mathematics

SI This user prefers the metric system of measurement.
This user knows by heart the first 29 digits in the decimal representation of pi.
0.\bar{9}=1 This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1, but acquired a migraine learning it.
This user is pretty sure that he is an outlier compared to everybody else.
\sqrt{2} This user knows how to prove that the square root of two is irrational.
This user knows how to
Find X
FoundX
This user knows how to travel 1 mile due south, due east, then due north and end up where they started. [1]

Media

M.D. This user watches House.
H This user is addicted to Vicodin.


nip/tuck This user wants to know what you don't like about yourself.
AP This user works for Prentiss McCabe.
This user is a fan of Blackadder.
DA This user is a fan of Dad's Army
Ted This user has visited Craggy Island.
FLOWERY TWATS This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers.
HIGNFY This user would vote for the Rt. Hon. Tub of Lard MP
MTW This user likes to Mock the Week.
QI This user is Quite Interesting.
Dr. Who This user has been a Doctor Who fan since the Tenth Doctor. 10th
This user likes their Martinis shaken, not stirred.
P This user has spent time in Slade Prison.
OF
ITG
I don't believe it! This user is a fan of One Foot in the Grave!
This user is a sheep herder on Brokeback Mountain.
ISIHAC I'm Sorry...

This User Hasn't a Clue

TWO This user likes an alternative and watches BBC TWO.
FOUR This user has a high enough IQ to watch BBC FOUR.

Music

sax This user plays the saxophone and can use circular breathing on it.
sax-4 This user is a professional saxophonist.
tri-4 This user is a professional triangle player.
perc-3 This user is an advanced percussionist.
kzo-2 This user is an intermediate kazoo player.
arg-2 This user is an intermediate air guitarist.
This user enjoys classical music.
Image:saxophone-icon.svg This user enjoys jazz music.
This user enjoys rock music.
This user can't stand hip hop music.
This user has an iPod.
This user can tune a piano.
m This user is a marimba virtuoso.
This user had an iPod before you even knew what one was.
Geek Alert This user is a Gilbert and Sullivan Geek

Animals

This user is owned by one or more cats.
This user has tested the
buttered cat paradox.
WP:UA
This user would like to own one or more dogs.
This user loves
Labrador Retrievers.
This user thinks sheep are cute.

Sports

This user enjoys llama racing.
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This user is an intermediate skiier or snowboarder.
This user plays baseball.
This user loves to bowl but would love to get more strikes.
This user plays football with hands only when tending goals.
This user is an orienteer, and very seldom gets lost.
This user does weight training.


Wikipedia

This user is a member of Wikipedia.
This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let him or her know.
This user spends far too much time editing his/her user page.
This user has been helping to make the Internet not suck since 2005 .
This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes.
This user clicks on Random article way too often.

Userbox Userboxes

pox This user is suffering from userpox. Goggles seem to prove ineffectual.
UBX This user hopes you read each and every one of their) userboxes! or else...
This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful.


Emoticons

This user is a jokester or comedian.
:-]
This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly.
This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\

Humour

... This user may get around to being a professional procrastinator. Someday. Maybe.
non This user is full of non sequiturs.
Fix my saxophone!
oops This user frite quequently uses spoonerisms.
This user is The Stig.
This user is a wombat, or at least thinks that he or she is.
SARC
This user believes sarcasm is the highest form of wit.
This user is a smartass; known for frequently making bad jokes, smartalec comments and having bad pickup lines and is proud of it!
This user is not and has never been Napoleon.

Seasonal

This user was born on 30th December.
This user puts up a real Christmas tree, not an artificial one.
Holly This user wishes everyone here a very merry Christmas and a happy and prosperous New Year for 2008.


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