List of past Quotes of the Day (some are comments, which I've discontinued)
| Date |
Quote |
Said by |
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January 19
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If I sound like a recorded message from a company that doesn't care, tell me.
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Comment
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January 20
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It's Bouquet…
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Hyacinth Bucket
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January 21
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I was born a poor black child.
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Navin Johnson
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January 22
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I was born a poor black child.
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Navin Johnson
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January 23
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I feel sorry for anyone named Sam Hill.
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Comment
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January 24
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Oh, Nice!
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Onslow
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January 25
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When we say be bold, we don't mean be reckless.
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Comment
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January 26
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Ah, Bach!
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Radar O'Reilly
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January 27
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Give this new anchor team a fair break. If you don't, I promise you the network will just put another comedy show in this time slot. Then you'll be sorry.
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Ted Koppel
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January 28
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Sometimes you're the bug, sometimes you're the windshield.
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Steve Kerr
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January 29
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One more call like that, and I'm sendin' you back to Foot Locker!
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Special-K
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January 30
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Say WHAT!
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Skip Donahue
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January 31
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Meat head!
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Archie Bunker
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February 1
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I was born a poor black child.
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Navin Johnson
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February 2
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Oh damn! It's the Bucket woman!
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Micheal (The Vicar)
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February 3
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Does that make me crazy?
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Gnarls Barkley
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February 4
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If you've got the poles, we've got the holes!
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Roy & HG
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February 5
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I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die.
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Johnny Cash
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February 6
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Dyn-o-mite!!!
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James Evans Jr.
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February 7
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Yes we can!
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Barack Obama
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February 8
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We make the Internet not suck.
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Jimmy Wales
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February 9
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I know the human being and fish can coexist peacefully.
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George W. Bush
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February 10
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What song is it you want to hear?
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Lynyrd Skynyrd
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February 11
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Yes Minister
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Bernard Woolley and Humphrey Appleby (occasionally others)
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February 12
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I know exactly who reads the papers: The Daily Mirror is read by people who think they run the country; The Guardian is read by people who think they ought to run the country; The Times is read by people who actually do run the country; the Daily Mail is read by the wives of the people who run the country; the Financial Times is read by people who own the country; The Morning Star is read by people who think the country ought to be run by another country; and The Daily Telegraph is read by people who think it is.
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Jim Hacker
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February 13
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As stupid as stupid does.
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Forrest Gump
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February 14 ♥
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I'm the good-quality dog meat.
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Shaquille O'Neal
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February 15
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Facts are stubborn things.
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John Adams
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February 16
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I don’t need Michael Moore to tell me about September 11.
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Rudy Giuliani
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February 17
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How do you ask a man to be the last man to die in Vietnam?
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John Kerry
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February 18
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Truth and news are not the same thing.
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Katharine Graham
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February 19
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The most incomprehensible thing about the world is that it is comprehensible.
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Albert Einstein
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February 20
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MySpace hurts my eyes.
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Jimmy Wales
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February 21
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Mankind must put an end to war or war will put an end to mankind.
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John F. Kennedy
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February 22
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We are the ones we have been waiting for.
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Barack Obama
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February 23
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I'm Jim Lehrer, thank you, and goodnight.
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Jim Lehrer
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February 24
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I'm Jim Lehrer, thank you, and goodnight.
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Jim Lehrer
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February 25
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Frankly, my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Rhett Butler
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February 26
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And the Oscar goes to...
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Oscar presentors
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February 27
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And the Oscar goes to...
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Oscar presentors
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February 28
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She inexplicably mails me a cactus every Valentine's Day.
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Juno MacGuff
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February 29 ♦
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Oh, bother!
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Winnie the Pooh
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March 1
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The majority of the people believe that the next five years will be worse than the past five years.
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Jimmy Carter
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March 2
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Yeah... like the attic.
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Mr. Potato Head
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March 3
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I wasn't really dead.
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Paul McCartney
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March 4
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What good is a deaf priest?
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Father Mulcahy
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March 5
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Draft SUV drivers first.
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Environmentalists
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March 6
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Draft SUV drivers first.
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Environmentalists
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March 7
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Nobody
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March 8
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Norman Bates' mother has been dead and buried in Greenlawn Cemetery for the past ten years!
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Al Chambers
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March 9
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Tut-tut. It looks like rain.
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Christopher Robin
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March 10
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Tut-tut. It looks like rain.
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Christopher Robin
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March 11
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Tut-tut. It looks like rain.
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Christopher Robin
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March 12
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Senator, you're no Jack Kennedy.
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Lloyd Bentsen
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March 13
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All you owe the public is a good performance.
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Humphrey Bogart
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March 14
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When I die, take me into a room and burn me.
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John Wayne
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March 15
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I'm my mother. I'm my father. I'm chipped beef on toast?!
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Holling Vincoeur
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March 16
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Maybe I just didn't want Bush to win. I would have voted for you [reporter] if you were running. Can't be any worse than what we've got.
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Jalen Rose
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March 17♣
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Look... at me...
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Severus Snape
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March 18
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Victory attained by violence is tantamount to a defeat, for it is momentary.
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Mohandas Karamchand Gandhi
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March 19
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Rhett Butler
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March 20
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Rhett Butler
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March 21
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Rhett Butler
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March 22
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Rhett Butler
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March 23
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Rhett Butler
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March 24
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Rhett Butler
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March 25
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Rhett Butler
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March 26
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Frankly my dear, I don't give a damn.
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Rhett Butler
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March 27
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Somebody's gonna come undone...
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The Eagles
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March 28
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Somebody's gonna come undone...
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The Eagles
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March 29
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...then I will!
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Trapper John McIntyre
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March 30
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I won't rest until Tom Chaney is barking in Hell.
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Mattie Ross
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