User:Baron Von Watermelon

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My name is Baron Ludwig Von Watermelon and I am the captain of the pirate frigate, The Hairy Banana. My motto is: "life is too short to dance with ugly women" and they are words that I live by.

I originally dwelled in the colony of Van Diemen's Land, but at a young age was soon tempted by the call of the sea. So I set sail one spring morning and have yet to return to the land I once called home. Unlike many of my pirate peers, I do not attempt to justify my villainous actions. I chose this life for myself and if my crimes should one day cause me to meet with the hangman's noose, then I will accept my fate.

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