Barnaby Fredric
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| Barnaby Fredric | |
| Residence | Wellington, New Zealand |
|---|---|
| Occupation | Television presenter. Legend. King. |
| Known for | Vanquishing "Cocksy", host on QTV |
Count Barnaby Fredric is a New Zealand television presenter who co-hosted the children's science series, QTV. He received his Count title to commemorate the 100,000th news item about Princess Diana's death.
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[edit] Early life
Barnaby showed an extraordinary talent from a very early age in many different fields including acting[1], metalwork, extreme sports, sharkfighting (second only to Bruce Henderson) and general awesomeness. In 1996 he completed the Pizza Hutt Book-it requirements in one day, and soon thereafter redeemed his Personal Pan Pizza as a reward. It was Hawaiian. He later gained worldwide renown as the inventor of the Handicap- a popular golfer's cap often worn on the wheelchair golf circuit. He has two cats, Toto and Fina and lives in Wellington.
[edit] Relations
Barnaby's early research into genetics resulted in the creation of his "brother" - Callum Fredric. Created from a mixture of DNA taken from Richard Prebble, Jason Faafoi, Thingee and Bronwyn from the Wadestown Creche, Callum was considered an unmitigated failure[2]. When asked if he wished he could undo this blunder, Barnaby - overcome with grief and shame at foisting such a monstrosity on the world - replied:
"Yes. Hell yes."
All may not be lost though as a recent study reveals that due to his high corn content, Callum may be able to be made into a rich nutrient paste that could also form the basis of a revolutionary biofuel.
[edit] Trivia
Was instrumental (along with Bond James Bond Jr.) in the downfall of Hitler's son "Hitt-La".
Was one of the original Planeteers, before coming out of the closet as a homosexual. He was subsequently fired, and his ultra-gay power of 'heart' was given to Ma-Ti.
It was later revealed that the journalist who reported this story, Mary Durham, had misheard Barnaby's proclamation. What he had actually said was "I am a homo-sapiens".
Campaigned for the release of Gordon from the mental institution where he has spent most of his life[3]
[edit] Future
Barnaby is hungry. He will soon seek sustenance.[4]
