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Contents 1 The Magical City of Bajoobia 2 What is a Bajoob? 3 What To Do When Approaching a Bajoob 4 External Link

[edit] The Magical City of Bajoobia

The Magical city of Bajoobia is where I, Bajoob1, the king of Bajoobia lives. It is in between your bedroom closet and your bedroom. A bajoob looks like this "!@#$%^&*" and has 5 fingers on each hand. Bajoob are grouped into two categories, Regal Bajoobs that live in Bajoobia and have magical powers and Common Bajoobs, that live in your room and look like you. Bajoobs can be fat, skinny, obese or built. Bajoob rhymes with boob, toob and noob. Why, I do not know. Most Bajoobs speak English but some speak Spanish too, with a high crackling voice like yo mama when she first saw you as a baby. I Bajoob1, am the king of Bajoobia because:

• 1. I look better than you
• 2. I smell better than you
• 3. I taste better than you
• 4. I feel better than you (yes it's true)
• 5. I sound better than you, and most importantly of all
• 6. I AM BETTER THAN YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[edit] What is a Bajoob?

A bajoob is a magical creature with the abilities of a luchadore, like Rey Mysterio Jr.

Rey is not a bajoob, however he does have the Athletic capabilities as one. Bajoob are dangerous to approach if you do not take these following steps. If the step does not work, take the next step.

[edit] What To Do When Approaching a Bajoob

• Step 1. Present bajoob with bowl of rice.
• Step 2. Spray Eazy Cheese on rice
• Step 3. Present bajoob with bucket of Fried Chicken (this usually works but if it doesn't take this next one)
• Step 4. Present bajoob with a gallon of purple Kool-Aid Kool-Aid If you do not know what Kool-Aid is you are retarted!

Good luck hunting bajoobs (which is illegal according to the law of Bajoobia-- Bajoob1- King of Bajoobia and President of the World (coming soon)

[edit] External Link

Bajoobs-Are they cool? Bajoobland