User:AudiblySilenced

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ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes.
Languages
en This user is a native speaker of English.
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us-N		 This user is a native speaker of American English.
es-2 Este usuario puede contribuir con un nivel intermedio de español.
ipa-2
ə		 This user has an intermediate understanding of the International Phonetic Alphabet.
pig-3 Isthay useryay ancay ontributecay ithway anyay advancedyay evellay ofyay Igpay Atinlay.
they This user considers singular they standard English usage.
ain’t This user considers ain’t standard English usage.
snuk This user says snuck.
to¦go This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives.
man-
kind		 Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".
to / too
/ two		 This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
Subj This user likes that the Subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it.
A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma.
less & fewer This user understands the difference between less & fewer.
who(m) This user uses either who or whom in the object case.
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
. The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop.
their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling!
your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help.
You and Me This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...
AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, and sometimes uses it, but not excessively.
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BS-0 This person does not understand Bullshit (or understands it with considerable difficulties or does not wish to communicate in Bullshit).
du-1 This user does not wish to speak or hear dumbass, but is resigned to the necessity of at least understanding it in an environment of massive collaboration.
LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation.
... This user would like to know all existing languages.
sar-N This user is a native speaker of sarcasm. Isn't that just great?
.css This user can write Cascading Style Sheets.
<html> This user can write HTML.
Interests and Tastes
This user is NOT known for taking themself too seriously.
ALL This user is a fan of all kinds of comedy.
This user is a Monty Python fan.
Who This user knows Who's on First.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the comedian Rodney Dangerfield.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the comedian Lewis Black.
fan-2 This user is a big fan of the comedian Groucho Marx.

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Web This user has a [ http://www.vortux.net website].
f This user maintains a facebook profile.
This user has a profile on MySpace.
Xanga This user maintains a Xanga weblog
G This user uses Google as a primary search engine.
This user uses Wikipedia as a primary point of reference.
This user uses Gmail as a primary E-mail service.
CC
This user's internet service provider is Comcast.
This user contributes while using iTunes.
This user's primary Instant Messaging software is Trillian.
Ps This user contributes using Adobe Photoshop.
P2P
This user uses P2P file-sharing services unashamedly.
Firefox This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox.
This user contributes using Opera.
This user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP.
NOTEPAD.EXE| This user contributes using Notepad.
BB This user contributes using a broadband connection.
This user's favourite animal is the Dachshund.