User:Aslakvikebadboy

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[edit] Aslak Vike

Aslak Vike is a Norwegian Football player, local sex-idol and current world champion in "removing cheese from micro-wave". he was in 2005, able to remove a whole melted package (with plastic) of 0,5 kilos Synnøve Gräddostfrom the microwave.

Early Life

Son of local popstar Lene Ihle, he was born 1992 24.June. he attended mole Kinder Garden. and already then showed talents for "Removing cheese from micro wave", in which one time, his mother would in an accident put her cheese sandwhich into the micro-wave, and forget about it while talking shit about an unknown celebrity over the phone with a friend. Aslak would then put on his superman outfit, and shout out his catch phrase "Aslak-man to the rescue!" and would put his hand gently into the microwave, and would with care remove the cheese with his famous "fast with style" technique, which would later become his tardemark finish move, just to taunt his rivals like Sondre Bjelland, Ronaldhinio and Zidane.