Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Buzz buzzelli

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The result of the debate was speedy delete --Carnildo 23:13, 29 Mar 2005 (UTC)

[edit] Buzz buzzelli

Probably nonsense about some guy called "laser-face" who ripped of a shark's face with laser and then wore it. There seems to be a notable writer writing about motorcycles, so write an article about him or delete is my suggestion. bbx 01:41, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)

• Delete, not notable, possible vanity. Megan1967 10:34, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
• Delete. Nonsense. This could probably be speedied. Note that User:151.201.136.93, the article's author, blanked this discussion and replaced it with a keep vote. android↔talk 18:16, Mar 25, 2005 (UTC)
• Keep Not-non-non-nonsense. This old rhyme from the sea must be told. Plus the grocery thing is public record.
  • If it wasn't obvious, please note that this, err, comment is brought to you by User:151.201.136.93. android↔talk 18:32, Mar 25, 2005 (UTC)
• Delete, encourages cruelty to helpless mako sharks. Kappa 18:35, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)
• Keep I have too much time on my hands to waste following this string. android↔talk 18:39, Mar 25, 2005 (UTC)
  • It seems that sockpuppets are fond of impersonating me lately. android↔talk 18:55, Mar 25, 2005 (UTC)
• Delete, This test is over.
• 'Delete as nonsense. Radiant_* 20:22, Mar 25, 2005 (UTC)

Speedily deleted. If someone doubts, here is the text:

Otherwise known as "laser-face", once used a laser to rip off a shark's face. This was by no means an accident; in 1976 laser-face conned the shark into shallow water using scented candles and a hint of garlic. The 6' mako shark could not resist. Once in close enough, the shark was defenseless against the precise and accurate guiding hand that held a mild laser. It took buzz buzzelli (laser-face) 4 hours and 26 minutes to consummate his efforts. After the incident was over and the shark was faceless, the stunned crowd gazed in awe as laser-face took the bloody shark face and left the beach. Laser-face worked as a librarian and would often wear the shark face. It was later reported that laser-face was arrested for re-arranging groceries in a local grocery store in 1998. In 1999 laser-face was released and never caught in public again. As one of the witnesses on that beach on that mysterious day, I can say that no one will ever complete this feat ever again.

Mikkalai 23:33, 25 Mar 2005 (UTC)

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