User:Artaxus
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Artaxus is an evil genius bent on taking over the world. His plan is to feed false information in Wikipedia to "poison the minds" as he put it, however, he has not been doing any of this. Artaxus lives in Tahlorvixportagoxicsaliminëë.
[edit] Diet
Artaxus's diet includes steel ingots, rusty screws and paper. However, this list has been known to change for many factors, usually the reason being to suit his evil plans the more effectively.
[edit] Weakness
Artaxus has almost know weakness; he is invulnerable to fire, ice, extreme cold, extreme heat, death, lack of food or drink, inprisoning, hyptnosis, hallucinations, amputaions, disease, bodily malfunctions, pain, loss of senses, loss of arms, et cetera. However, he is susceptible to being sidetracked and being convinced (quite often) out of what he is doing. There are also reports, though less common that people sabotaged his devices enough times for Artaxus to get annoyed and work on another project.
Artaxus also likes playing Magic: The Gathering, is a huge fan of the Lord of the Rings and related media, likes to read and write and finally, likes anything (especially pointy and sharp objects capable of severing one in a single thrust or slash) relating to the Medieval Times.
DO NOT EDIT THIS WITHOUT THE PERMISSION OF THE OWNER (ARTAXUS) OR YOU WILL BE DESTROYED AND BURNED. However, if you do, than edit as much as you want! Good day!