User:Arsenikk
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Arsenikk is Norwegian for arsenic. Like all other Norwegians, I am own a wooden sailboat. Me and my pals regularly sail over to ravage and pillage 'em Gordies. Success is noted in delisted UNESCO World Heritage Sites and in the amount of blood stains on our axes after ended warfa, eh, trade. Whence in Norway, I always carry an assault rifle in self protection against polar bears. They bear a real mess when they get at olde people, but thankfully us young people have enough zqillz at shootin' 'em that we get bye. I don't care, since it keeps the population down. That means more oil money for me. Despite the country not having any roads, I own a styled Volvo. It is always winter in Norway, and most of the time we are covered in 1.8 metres (6 ft) of snow. Out petty schools usually close during winter. Every day. So most of the time we stay at home and listen to black metal. This inspires us to burn down churches. And during summer months, when temperatures are approaching positive degrees, we head off to our colony in the Antarctica. I betch'ya didn't know that Norway, including all its claims is the world's seventh largest country? Count it out for yourself if you don't believe me. In particular I have worked hard on the following areas: My award page list my awards received in wikipedia. My contribution page lists major contributions to wikipedia. My did you know? page lists articles I've written listed on Did You Know? on the Main Page. My gallery page lists most of my contributions on the commons. My travel page lists all the countries and airports I've been in as well as all the airlines I've flown with. |
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