User:ArielRaven

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hello, if anybody cares, I'm actually called Ben Hinson-Raven, aka Ben Raven, aka The Penguin Of Death. See my uncyclopediapage. Is nice!

My hobbies include: doing any of the 70 or so voices I can effortly produce; listening to the Goons; comedy from 1950ish to 1980ish, none of that modern Little Britain shit (computer says "shut the fuck up retards!")(but Mitchell and Webb and Groening rock); cracking genuinely funny jokes; reading autobiographies; writing funny stories and essays; art of all forms, especially the renaissance, Da Vinci, Michaelangelo, and the impressionists (I also draw kinda surreal stuff every now and then) but, again, none of that modern "tent with the names of everyone who was desperate enough to shag me" rubbish; Arsenal F.C. (soccer); and making wikipedia a vibrant and entertaining source of knowledge.

I like music too, everything from Weird Al Yankovic to the Scissor Sisters, through Eminem, Gnarls Barkley and Aerosmith, but The Kooks and Hendrix are the best. I like old British and American films (To Have and Have Not, White Heat, The Third Man) and more recent French films, in particular anything with Michel Serrault, Daniel Auteuil or Gérard Depardieu.

to "Rjwilmsi": did you read any of my other articles? follow the link from my page (link above) then follow the link to uncylopedia. From there, explore the many pages I have written, and hopefully by the end you will realise that spelling isn't the most important thing in the world, and this article is funny and educating enough without the second double "s" in possesion. see, I did it again, and feel no remorse for my actions. How evil must I be. oh well. Hope my other pages make you laugh. if you wish to reply, you could always post a message on my user page. Ben

PS Random rant about supermarkets/fruit and veg stalls: Spelling may not be the most important thing in the world, but misuse of apostrophes really pisses me off. Tomato's is NOT the plural of tomato!