Are You There God? It's Me, Jesus
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| “Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus” | |
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 Kenny celebrates his first period. |
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| Episode no. | Season 3 Episode 47 |
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| Production no. | 316 |
| Original airdate | December 29, 1999 |
| Season 3 episodes | |
| South Park - Season 3 April 7, 1999 – January 12, 2000 |
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"Are You There, God? It's Me, Jesus" is episode 47 of Comedy Central's animated series South Park. It was originally broadcast on December 29, 1999 and featured the then-nearing end of the second millennium.
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[edit] Plot synopsis
As 1999 is ending, Cartman discovers blood coming out of his anus, leading him to believe he is experiencing his first period. He taunts the other boys for not having hit puberty yet, unaware that his bleeding is caused by a minor stomach infection that has spread across South Park, and that it can be cured with antibiotics. Kenny later contracts the same ailment, and Kyle, not wanting to be left out, pretends he is also afflicted. The boys consequently abandon Stan and refuse to play with him, believing he is less mature for not having had his period.
Meanwhile, the people of the world flock around Jesus' house, excited about the Millennium and saying that, at the year 2000, Jesus's dad should make an appearance. Jesus contacts his father and tells him about his potential resurgence in popularity, but God (unseen in their conversation) says He will not show up because mankind is not ready. Jesus, wanting to still satisfy the people, books Rod Stewart to play a New Year's Eve concert in Las Vegas; everybody decides to go, because a rumor persists that God will show up.
Stan, meanwhile, prays for his period, but does not get it, so he visits Dr. Mephisto and gets a bottle of hormone pills. Using them causes Stan to grow a beard, have a deeper voice and develop a pair of breasts, but still no "period."
The crowd in Las Vegas for the New Year's concert is enraged upon seeing Rod Stewart (portrayed here as very old and incontinent) and they turn against Jesus. With them preparing to crucify him again, Stan asks Jesus why God does not answer his prayers, and Jesus explains that, if God does everything for you, then your existence has no real purpose. Jesus realizes that this was God's message: Jesus had to figure his own way to get people to follow him. And just as he realizes this, God arrives.
After the crowd's initial shock over God's appearance (as a small yowie), God offers the people the chance to ask one question. The crowd plans to ask the meaning of life or existence, but before anyone else can ask, Stan comes up and asks why he hasn't gotten his period. God explains that boys don't get periods, and tells the truth: that Cartman and Kenny are affected by the colon infection and Kyle was lying to fit in with them. God explains to Stan that he will never get a period (because he's a man with titties), but he will hit puberty when the time is right. He then returns to Heaven, saying He will answer another question in the year 4000. Stan is satisfied by this, and joyfully starts singing "Auld Lang Syne", but the angry crowd turns on him for wasting their chance to ask a very important question to God, right at the time as the credits roll.
[edit] Kenny's death
Believing that he has his period because his anus is bleeding, Kenny starts using tampons. However because he keeps the tampon in his rectum for several days, he eventually bursts from inside out. The doctor's worry is that "he could have been following some kind of crazy new fad. Perhaps the children are all shoving tampons up their ass because they've seen the Backstreet Boys doing it on TV or something."
[edit] Pop culture references
- The title of this episode is a reference to the 1970 book Are You There God? It's Me, Margaret by Judy Blume.
- The melody which plays while Jesus and Stan discuss the nature of prayer is the tune to the song "Onward, Christian Soldiers".
- The boys read Women Who Run With the Wolves. This book also makes a small appearance in BASEketball, a film that both Trey Parker and Matt Stone starred in.
[edit] Trivia
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- Due to the quick production of this episode (creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone wanted to be able to celebrate New Year's Eve with their families), several elements from previous episodes are recycled in this installment, including:
- Jesus photo of himself and Santa singing their Christmas debut concert together.
- The X-ray image from the opening number of the previous episode, "Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics" (shown in this episode on the evening news).
- The brief TV footage of Jakov (from the episode "Jakovasaurs").
- This is Eliza Schneider's first episode as the voices of the female characters in South Park.
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| Preceded by “Mr. Hankey's Christmas Classics” |
South Park episodes | Followed by “World Wide Recorder Concert” |
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