User:Anty

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LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation.
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itive		 This user chooses never to split infinitives.
to / too
/ two		 This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two.
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kind		 Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct".
“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler.
its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you.
UK This user uses British English.
OED This user uses Oxford spelling.
This user is a smoker.
This user observes local mean solar time.
This user is a survivalist, and has a survival retreat with a food and weapons cache.
This user believes in a flat Earth, not a spherical solid or hollow one.
This user enjoys reading romance novels.
Pi This user's favourite colour is pink.
This user has eaten Vegemite and is thankfully still alive.
MD This user loves Mrs. Doubtfire, and can't wait for the sequel.
This user enjoys llama racing.

Anty♥ (real name Antoine Théodore Cousteau) gained notoriety within the Action Half-Life community in the early 00's for his refusal to discontinue use of the shotgun. He continues to be banned from computer game servers for a wide variety of offences, including but not limited to talking, swearing, using the wrong gun, not swearing, having a pink name and being banned.

There have been numerous credible reports that Anty♥ is an alcoholic and suffers from a broad spectrum of mental health problems. He is believed to be fluent in at least five languages: English, Danish, Latin, Russian and Japanese.

Anty♥ is famous for his extravagant tastes in designer clothes, haircuts, original artwork and gourmet foods. How he funds these affectations remains unclear.