User:Aninlandsea
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Fatima, or known on wikipedia as Aninland sea is an 18 year old fanatic of gatsbys american dream (with over 5,000 gatsbys american dream plays on her last.fm account and men's basketball.
she has an obsession with Gilbert Arenas and quotes him everytime she has to reply to someone.
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[edit] The Gatsby Unit
The Gatsby Unit was a group started after a show in which Fatima, Her little sister Mariam and her sister's best friend Jennie saw and met the guys from gatbsys american dream. it was the fourth time in which they saw the band in concert. they traveled to conneticut to see this show which was the "Screaming is for Babies Tour". They played with the bands The Starting Line and Cartel. During this show, Fatima singlehandedly punched a cartel fan in the face after they attempted to walk in front of Fatima during Gatsbys set. then After Gatbsys played, Fatima and the rest of the crew went outside and saw Kyle O'quin and Rudy Gajadhar of Gatbsys american Dream packing their stuff into their van. THey stopped to talk to them and ended talking to them for hours. Then Nic Newsham, lead singer of Gatbsys came out. kind of buzzed from alcohol and had a full on conversation with the crew. in this conversation he jumped on top of Fatima for a picture and had this to say:
"I like drinking, drinking is good. smoking on the other hand is really really bad. but if it was all left down to it, i would drink myself under a mother fucking table."
Ever since then, the girls were known as the gatbsy unit and have kept in contact with the band.
[edit] The Fab Three
The Fab Three is the group of best friends that Fatima hangs out with on a daily basis. they are Danielle (DNL) and Trazzara (T-Boz). They made that name in the summer of '06 when they hung out at walmart and almost got kicked out of the store.
Fatima is now planning on going to a local community college where Tboz is attending and DNL is going to apply as well.
[edit] The Fab Quotes
"i guess you do get attached to your first...like you and that gangster and dnl and her boyfriend...and man, i miss that bike..." -tboz.
"i need his services more than the community does." -fg.
[edit] The Hyphy Music
In the summer of '06 Fatima heard the word hyphy for the first time and didn't know what that meant. upon searching Hyphy on Google and Wikipedia she found out that it was a bay area rap movement and she wanted to hear some songs. she found a Hyphy music blog and downloaded all the songs from that blog. She found the song "Go Dumb" by The Federation and fell in love. ever since then, Fatima has been doing more Hyphy stuff like "Ghost Riding" her mother's Toyota Land Cruiser while her mother and her sister were inside and going "18 Dummy" at parites.
[edit] Squeemish/Phobias
Fatima can throw up within a drop of a hat when ever something skeeves her out.
in the summer of '06, Fatima was with her Fab three group when she went to order a stawberry coolata at dunkin doughnuts. she then went to the Casscarino's resturant and ate a slice of pizza and six garlic knots. she had way too much in her stomach and she knew it but she couldn't stop there. she went to shoprite and bought some peach flavored candies. she ate 3 of them. she felt very full at this time and started to run it off. when she got to Danielle's car she was feeling a little woozy and vomited right near Danielle's car in the parking lot. Danielle saw it and threw up too.
Fatima has a phobia of drowning, falling off of bridges into open water and swiss cheese. her drowning phobia was recently realised. she was always freaked out by bridges and the swiss cheese phobia happened in 5th grade when she learned that bacteria causes the holes in the cheese.
[edit] Basketball
Fatima has been a basketball fan for a lot of her life. She started off being an avid knicks fan in her childhood. then she started playing basketball in the hoods of yonkers where she was raised. Fatima doesn't really play basketball anymore but she has an obsession with basketball player Gilbert Arenas of the Washington Wizards. She mainly just loves the fact that he is very weird and that he blogs on NBA.com.
Fatima is also a fan of college basketball and the Florida Gators. Her favorie player is Joakim Noah. She likes his hair and the way it's in a ponytail.
[edit] The Smarty Parties
The smarty parties are parties that Fatima has attended with people who are on the Gradus Honorus in her high school. The first smarty party was on Montgomery Day on September 10, 2006. It was at one of the students houses. It was the first time Fatima tried vodka. It had a little tipsy type effect on her. she wrestled people, she watched one of the sober people make mac&cheese and tried to throw vodka in it and she also told one of her friends about her other friends' group against her. all in all, it was a good party for her. and there was more to come.
[edit] Pukefest '06
Pukefest was a party that was being hyped by Fatima saying that it will be the best party ever had. It was pushed back until the person who's house it was at finally decided to have the party and the smart kids over. The party was complete with every drink. Fatima had so much that she passed out at 11:30 p.m. and only started drinking arond 8. When she woke up, she vomited on someone's shoe then tried to make it to the bathroom and vomitted her way there. she finally thought she was fine so she went downstairs to the person who's house it was' room. she was ok for 3 minutes before vomitting all over the person's room. Fatima doesn't really remember what happened after she had her 2 screwdriver which is a mix of Vodka and Orange Juice. Her Screwdriver had about 9 shots in it with only a splash of orange juice. she projectile vomitted all over the place but the person who threw the party didn't care.
[edit] Hotel Party
On june 19, 2007, Fatima and her friends were invited to this hotel party at the motel eight in a village near Fatima's. Fatima was a little scared to go to this party but she wanted to get drunk so she went. When she got there, there were a bunch of gangsters drinking beers and they were already really wasted. Fatima had 5 shots of E&J's Hennessy and got a little tipsy. that wasn't enough. she wanted to get DRUNK so she drank two more shots. all of these shots were chased my snapple mango. Fatima told and older gentleman to get her some smirnoffs because they taste good. the man told her taht she should accompany him and her friend danielle to hess to tell him which flavor to buy. during the ride, fatima started making out with one of the gangsters and now has been talking to the gangster regularly.
[edit] Gangster Quotes
"Is that that bitch with the whip?" -cd when asked if he knows danielle.
"All the money i make from selling weed is going for college." -mmd
"dead ass" -bm
"can you wear edible underwear for me?" -ah
"i don't care about your sister. who the fuck is that nigga mariam? i don't know who she is. i don't care." -mmd
"at the superintendent's meeting, the superintendant guy kept tryin' to say that we started the trouble and when he gave me a chance to speak i told him no, we don't start trouble and he was just like you know what, i shouldn't even allow you back in school and i was like WELL, I DON'T GIVE TWO SHITS ABOUT YOUR SCHOOL. then my mom kicked me." -bm
"do you need a map? are you lost? do you know where you are going? are you sure? cause i'll call dora the explorer for you. BACKPACK, BACKPACK! BACKPACK, BACKPACK!" -mmd
"are you the ones that threw that sub at my head?" -ah
"fatima, you are the biggest pussy i have ever met!" -cd
"if your mom says no, we'll just leave you. i mean, we don't want to leave you but you know, if you can't go out, there's no point..." -mmd
"i wanna take a picture of you and put it on my wall and when i get lonely at night, i can look at it and have a gooood time" -random gangster to me.
"no stories, no stories, just give us our weed" -bm
"that kid, he's so gay. it's like imagining lebron james with a 9 year old girl's voice." -bm
"your sister is so gay." -bm
"yo avril lavigne is mad thirsty with that i wanna be yo girlfriend song." -bm.
"i was watching the umbrella music video today, what the fuck is wrong with rihanna why was she acting like that?" -bm.
- hey there delilah comes on the radio* "turn this shit up, that's my mother fucking song right there. hey there delilahhhh lalalala." -bm
mmd: YOU JUST CALL YOUR MOM AND MAKE SURE YOU CAN CHILL TONIGHT AND EVERYONE SHUT UP. TAKE ME TO CATHERINES HOUSE. WOW IT'S FUCKING HOT IN HERE!
me: why don't you just open the window?
mmd: oh. haha. i didn't think about that.
bm:*after feeling all around me* i like that belt. it has spikes on it.
me:oh yeah. it's called a um... you know. a spiked belt... there's a name for it.
bm:yeah, i forgot too.
dnl:it's a studded belt you fucking idiots.
dnl:why's your shirt say "i got it for cheap" what did you get for cheap.
random gangster:your pussy.
tboz:*LMAOing* omg omg that was so funny. he owned you danielle. there's nothing left to say.
me:*drunk, thought i was whsipering* omg dnl, guess what, i made out with him.
dnl:he is stitting right next to you.
bm:haha. yeah, i heard that.
- on the phone with bm*
bm:remember when we were in the car and you told that girl that we made out and you thought you were whispering.
me:shut up, that was embarrassing.
bm:you were so fucking drunk.
- passing by the red ginger resturant*
bm:red ginger. oh shit, i thought that was red lobster.
me:no. it's a sushi bar.
bm:what the fuck is sushi?
me:it's raw fish with rice and stuff in it.
bm:you eat that shit?
me:yes.
bm:but it's raw...
