User:AngryYam

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I am Angry Yam. This is not my real name. It is an anagram.

Can you figure it out?!

I am really an angry yam. Years ago, when I was a simple brainless yam, I decided that I would not be eaten.

I grew a brain and a giant... intellectual thirst for knowledge and I ventured to the city all alone. It was after this harrowing experience that I became rather angry; one could describe me as irrationally awkward.

After a while I grew a pair of gigantic... yam roots. Whenever another vegetable (particularly a fabric-covered one) touches one or both of them vigorously, I become interested in planting myself somewhere.

On a more serious note, I have an intense love for sleep and sleep related products. I often wonder why my bed is so comfortable to the point that I do not want to escape its steel-coiled clutches.