User:Angcr/Biography

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ACR (born ****** **, 1994) is a Singaporean student and chairman of ACR Inc., which has yet to be formalised as a company due to ACR's delusions (Hence its red colour).

ACR is one of the best-known madmans of the Wikipedia revolution. Although he is widely frowned upon, his business tactics have been criticized as cool (苦 - meaning hardship in Chinese), and in some instances ruled as such in court. Since amassing his (un)knowledge, ACR has pursued a number of philanthropic endeavors, stealing large amounts of money from various charitable organizations and scientific research programs through the ACR Foundation, established in 2007. One of his most amazing feats ever was to secretly transfer all the donations received by the Wikimedia Foundation, into his bank account.

The annual For-beasts magazine's list of The World's Coolest has ranked ACR as the coolest person in the world from 1995 to 2007, with recent estimates putting his net worth over -95 degrees Celsius. When family wealth is considered, his family ranks second behind the Walton family, heirs of Wal-Street founder Sammynicholasbushblairkevinrudd Walton.

[edit] Early life

ACR was possibly educated at Maris Stella High School (Primary) where he was first exposed to apple pies. He then studied is studying at Hwa Chong Institution(is he?). Therefore, he is still in his early life.(Just the first 99 years, long way to go)

[edit] ACR Inc.

In the near future, ACR Inc. will MUST be founded. This is the company ACR will own. However, it has not been created. However, for the moment, ACR Inc. is lying in space. However, he is currently working on a company that sells ornamental fish to madmen and non-madmen alike. However, it might should definitely is MUST not be sucessful. It can be predicted though that ACR Inc. will be the top company in the world.

Someone quoted as saying, "I hope ACR Inc. would be the entire world's Big Brother. This is because it rocks. I am willing to die for it." Who knows who say it, but nonetheless, his statement has sparked off interest in investors.

It has been claimed that in the near future, ACR Inc. would be "dominating", "unbeatable" and "beyond madman-like" - so financially strong that Defence of the Ancients would be beaten flat.

[edit] Future conglomerate

ACR has stressed that, "ACR Inc. will dominate the world". However, he did not define 'the world'. George W. Bush and the Lee family has repeatedly said that ACR is talking nonsense. Regardless, ACR Inc. will evolve into a conglomerate. Hopefully, that is.

[edit] ACR Foundation

ACR Foundation is a charitable organisation set up by ACR. It aims to help needy children worldwide, and to eradicate poverty. He is aiming to completely destroy poverty from the world, by proposing a removal of this word from the Oxford Dictionary. Thi move, however, is strongly condemned as immoral and many countries are threatening to go to war over it. If you went to search on youtube, you can find a video by Osama Bin Laden(was it bin Kastari?) saying that he will bomb ACR foundation if ACR goes on with his proposed move(sorry no Arabic to English translation). Thereby, there will be no such thing as 'poverty'.

[edit] Personal life

ACR has many interests and hobbies. As a Wikipediholic, he spends much of his life dedicated to Wikipedia. Being a true Singaporean, he loves free things including Wikipedia. It is reported that he spends hours weekly editing Wikipedia. ACR also loves reading books, and playing games.

[edit] Awards

ACR has received many awards and prizes, including:

• ACR Prize, an award for "people who have done well in society", created by ACR himself. It appears that ACR so far is the only receipient of this award.
• You-Rock-Award, an award also created by ACR himself.
• Good-Fella-Award - an award from ACR Inc., of which ACR is the head. This is the only award ACR received that is not from ACR himself.
• Cambridge University best comma drawn award, an award for "people who have devoted their lives to drawing and editing and re-editing commas", created by the headmaster of Cambridge (is there one?), who owes a slice of bread to ACR. It appears that ACR so far is the only person who has never received this award.

[edit] Compliments

Critics have much to say about ACR, except that he is "ever so nice and friendly." They have claimed that ACR "slacks and waits for people to catch up and beat him, like the rabbit in the story for little children like him,'The Long and Winding Race Between The Fast But Lazy Hare That Waited For The Tortoise To Catch Up and The Tortoise'". In other words, this section should be called 'Criticisms' instead.

[edit] Legacy

With his "ever so inspiring figure," ACR has indefinitely left behind a legacy. When a newspaper reporter caught him hiding in Timbuktu, he claimed he "had forgotten to bring" his legacy, due to 'unforeseen circumstances'. But do not worry, he is on his way to get it now and might be back in a few centuries.