User:Amzi

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Um, hi. This page belongs to Amzi, who is a ten-foot-tall killer penguin, living in Inner Mongolia. Amzi knows very little in the way of Wikipedia coding stuff, but it wants to learn more. It is also very uncomfortable referring to itself in the third person, and longs to start using 'she' instead of 'it', but it would ruin her its cunning disguise.

Damn.

Oh, and thanks to Jammy for unwittingly letting me borrow some of his Userboxes :P

Oh, and Amy sux