User:Amelrunewi

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== About Us ==

We are creepy Sophomores,who go to a creepy school, that does creepy things.


Contents

[edit] Creeper List

McKenzie
Seth
Lydia
John
Thomas

  • (And there is no way to get off this list so you're on it for life)

[edit] Seth

Often called any ridiculous name we come up with at the moment, hes definitely the coolest creeper around. He is part of the monday night crew and tends to be spazzy on Monday nights in Target. He respects the traditions, like the races. Guitar Hero is his obsession and he pretty much eats a lot of krispy kreme. He has a very scary glare and subsitutes this for a smile in pictures. One time, the lunch lady stared at him while he was eating, so he gave her a dollar. He's one of three members of a very cool alliance. The office is his favorite show. Deep down, he really loves old greg. In college, his major is most definitely going to be Spanish because he has a such passion for it...which was demonstrated in the 12 he made last week. He recently lost his chain, and that didn't go over so well. He is a Yarkdink, which is a cool kid who borrows other people's canoes because he doesn't have one.

[edit] McKenzie

Some call her creepy, some fathead, and some a burning tree, but around here we refer to her as Kenz, Kenzie, or Kenny (We have yet to ask her what she prefers). She is in love with The Office. She has formed an alliance. "Wacka Wacka" is her word of the year. She loves Punk Goes Crunk. She can be classified as a Zupoligus which is a person who is or used to live in Florida and owns a canoe worth $23. She loves to shop at Target (Even though Walmart is the best and gets about 300 thousand trillion a year). Whenever she goes to target (every monday) she has a competition where she races to the target balls. She usually always wins but recently an unkown oppenent has been winning.

[edit] John

John has the coolest middle name which is Kimmey. Sometime he can be mean and should i say "creepy" but recently this kid found my chain on the hood of his car. He works at Cinema 1 which is like the coolest because it means free candy and drinks. No matter what he always seems to have the smartest remarks to anything. He has a 3-Legged dog. He is constantly bugged about cutting his hair. And his recent attempts to infiltrate the alliance has failed miserably considering the fact that rule 4 of the alliance clearly states "No 1 can infiltrate the Alliance" and he is probably going to say something about this but i will refer him to rule 8 which states "You mess with one of us, you mess with us all." He like the office (or so i think 0_o). He has also recently joined the Abiance (Ukadeep) with an attempt to over take the alliance.

[edit] Lydia

You may know her as Lindy, Lijida, or Ladia. Shes horribly mean to everyone, but somehow gets away with it by laughing after she insults you. She loves the office and is the third member of the alliance. She keeps trying to be president, but its never gonna happen. Shes is also kind of creepy. She is basically one of the funniest people around and always very full of energy. Her greatest fear is pregnancy. We all know that she is going to grow up, weigh 500 pounds, marry a midget, and have 9348 kids. She usually tags along on Monday nights and is always around on the weekends. She always makes hanging out interesting. She is also a Trupoligus. She is in the Alliance.


[edit] My Language

Amelrunewi-The coolest word in the dictionary, it currently has no meaning
Homozupoligus-Your gay, you live in Florida, and you own a canoe worth 23$
Trupoligus-You have a secret passion for crank dat videos
Jupoligus-You own a 24$ canoe
Nocoligus-You own a 1023$ canoe
Supoligus-You own a 11.45$ canoe plus tax
Nitamid-Whats that mean?
Acoidoda-I am mad at you
Besiodilse-I see you
Hotlltio-Go check your facebook
Chicto-Hey
Joeleayiencane-A procrastinator who needs to go play guitar hero
Owijpmiking-Im so extremely excited about viewing new office episodes.
Yarkdink-a cool kid who borrows other people's canoes because he doesn't have one.


[edit] The Alliance

Created March 8, 2008
The Alliance consist of 3 Members:


  • Seth
  • McKenzie
  • Lydia

Rules Of Alliance
1. You Must Like The Office
2. No Lying About When The Office Comes On
3. No One Can Infiltrate The Alliance
4. No one Is Greater Then Another
5. No Law Shall Be Passed Without 2/3 Consent
6. No Law Shall Contradict Another
7. One Your In, Your In For Life
8. You Mess With One Of Us, You Mess With Us All

[edit] Music Of The Week

Punk Goes Crunk
 Puy Yo Hood Up-Set Your Goals
Umbrella-All Time Low
I Wish-The Secret Handshake

[edit] Guitar Hero

Are you a Guitar Hero freak like we are?
Do you wish you could play expert?
Are you one of those kids who say "I wish i could play Through The Fire and Flames"
Well Today is your lucky day.
I (Seth) will be giving Guitar Hero Lessons on Saturday so clear your schedules and be there or be square.
Supplies:

  • Yourself
  • Guitar
  • $1000 dollars
  • And a good and patient attitude because i tend to yell

P.S. Dont Show Up If You Play On Easy Becuase There Is No Hope For You In The Guitar Hero World AND ABSOLUTELY NO WANNA BE'S (John And Kenz)


Disclaimer from Kenz: he may or may not try to paper cut you if he gets angry.