User:Akcarver

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This is who I am. This user is a citizen of the United States of America. This user lives in the state of Washington. This user has visited 29 of the 50 States. 29 to / too / two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. which & that This user knows how to use which and that correctly. “,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler. A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma. its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you. its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. ’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. This user is a member of WikiProject Films. LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalization. en- us-N This user is a native speaker of American English. This user is Addicted to Wikipedia. This user lives in or hails from Seattle. This user is male. This user is a Christian. This user contributes using a Macintosh computer. OS This user contributes using Classic Mac OS. This user runs Mac OS X. G This user uses Google as a primary search engine. AIM-Able This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. Well, sarcastically sometimes. But that's it. Really. lulz. ALIEN This user will never look at spaghetti the same way again. This user opposes the installation of any kind of advertisements on Wikimedia Foundation operated sites. YES This user is a fan of the band Yes. This editor is a WikiGnome. This user advocates the use of more cowbell. d'oh! This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent. This user is a fan of Monty Python. This user contributes using Safari. This user eats at Taco Bell. This user does not appreciate tobacco smoke. firefly This user thinks Firefly is the greatest television series ever made. This user loves to eat pizza. eBay This user buys and sells on eBay as akcarver. LOST 4…8…15…16…23…42… This user is LOST… arg-4 This user is a professional air guitarist. P This user drinks Pepsi. This user is a participant in WikiProject Poker.

Hello. I am Alan Keith Carver, and I live in Federal Way, WA. I was born on August 7, 1962 (1962-08-07) (age 45). The current date and time is 13 June 2008 T 04:53 UTC. I work for the nation's largest cable communications company. I am a complete and total fan of Apple computers and products, to the point that if you cut me, I bleed six colors.

The vast majority of my edits on Wikipedia are cleanups of redundant links/refs, poor spelling, extraneous spaces, etc.

I got married on March 17, 2007 to Laurie, my very own Sweetie-pumpkin.