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Aditya or Aditya Kabir (also known as the Monkey King; traditional Chinese: 孫悟空; simplified Chinese: 孙悟空; pinyin: Sūn Wùkōng; Wade-Giles: Sun Wu-k'ung) is a species of primates, primarily found in Kazakhstan. These primates are primarily known for their skills in the Fu and their practice of worshiping Superman, both characters extensively studied by Dr. Doolittle of the Big Brother fame. According to Dr. No, the recent primates of the genus Homo in general, and the species of Homo sapiens in particular, are descendants of A. Kabir. Dr. Darwin, in 1945, and Mr. bin Laden, in 1967, have raised questions about the No-hypothesis. Followers of these two heretics call their new doctrine "Just Say Yes". Use of A. Kabir is popular in the area of medical research. According to the Powerpuff Girls, a human rights group, several hundred individuals of the specimen were killed in the process of developing Viagra, Absurdism and the space shuttle. Dr. Frankenstein, spokesperson of the medical community, declined the allegation claiming that only Pokémons and Jabberwockys, two common varieties of Martian toads, were used to develop these recreational drugs. A. Kabir is also known for attention-deficit hyperactivity disorder, Spoonerism, Malapropism, Typographical error and other psychological instabilities, extensively studied by Dr. Freud. According to probability theorist Dr. Doom, these instabilities may have been the final cause for the Mediation Cabal, or even the Uncyclopedia. (more...)

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Mru dancing

Young women of the Mru tribal nation in Bandarban District of Bangladesh dancing to the tune of folk instruments in the annual Cow Killing festival. Since the advent of Christianity in the district and among the Mru, all three cultural signatures - the dance, the instruments and the festival - is vanishing rapidly.

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