User:Absolute Orders

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Early spasmodic flickers of me..

Uh, hi. I'm Absolute Orders. I should be named Enma Ai, actually. But... "The username is already taken." Damn it!

Everything in the Userbox Trail down there is true. If you think otherwise, THEN PROVE IT!

[edit] What's in my iPod?

Oh, mainly alternative, techno, house, pop, and rock.

[edit] What's in my bookrack?

I read books with humour, and maybe some sadness too.

Right, that's the end. I'll end my page on that happy note.

[edit] The Userbox Trail

This user comes from Malaysia.

アニメ sub

This user prefers to watch his/her anime subbed.

^_^	This user watches anime.

^_^	This user reads Manga.

白剤	This user is a Soul Reaper.

XP	This user uses Windows XP.

Apple Inc

This user thinks different.

This user contributes using Internet Explorer 7

This user contributes using Safari.

This user contributes using a laptop.

This user contributes using a PC.

This user contributes using a MacBook.

This user thinks Apple Inc. products are cool.

BB	This user contributes using a broadband connection.

This user eats sushi.

Auntie Anne's

This user loves Auntie Anne's hand-rolled pretzels.

This user drinks green tea.

This user drinks coffee.

This user doesn't drink, and has a healthy liver to show for it.

This user likes to eat Malaysian food.

This user loves Japanese Food

This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale.

a²+b²=c²

This user is an intermediate mathematician.

fan-3

This user loves Franz Ferdinand (band).

This user is a Muslim.

اﷲ	This user believes in one God called Allah.

BBC	This user supports the BBC.

NHK	This user is a viewer of NHK .

This user is a librarian/ information scientist.

This user is a NINJA! What Ninja? I don't see a... *SCHHING!* AAH!

This user works on a Help desk.

This user is a broadcaster.

PET CAT

This user has a pet cat.

Cat Lover

This user is a cat lover.

Pri	This user is in primary school.

This user is short-sighted.

en-gb

This user can speak British English.

en- sco-3

This user is able to contribute with an advanced level of Scottish English.

en-ms

This user is a native speaker of Malaysian English.

en-sg-4

This user Singlish si beh powderful one lor.

ja-ksb-1

この利用者はちょびっとやったら関西弁話せますねん。

1337-X

This user has a good grasp of 1337 but prefers to contribute using proper words to bridge the gap between 1337 and Normal Computer Users.

IntS-3

This uxor's a tweedler w/ Internet slang.

ubx-3

This user is an advanced userbox user.

sar	This user is sarcastic.

@#$!	This user uses profanity, swearing, cussing, cursing, and expletives often.

This user is a member of WikiProject British TV shows.

This user is a participant of WikiProject Anime and Manga.

Y!	This user's Yahoo! Messenger screename is it's secret :)&.src=pg ...unfortunately, it's secret :).

B	This user keeps a weblog at Blogger as .Shock.

This user contributes while using iTunes.

This user uses LimeWire

This user wishes that the manufacturer did not install Windows Vista on their computer.

This user prefers pepperoni pizza.

This user eats cheese.

This user eats popcorn.

This user eats potato chips.

This user loves spaghetti.

This user eats Granny Smith apples.

This user eats cucumbers.

This user loves oranges.

This user enjoys limes AND all things limey.

This user eats strawberries.

This user eats tomatoes.

This user loves pasta.

This user eats green beans.

This user eats potatoes.

This user loves to eat beef.

This user eats chicken.

This user eats steak.

This user's favorite ice cream flavor is mint chocolate chip.

This user drinks hot chocolate.

This user drinks orange juice.

This user drinks milk.

H2O	This user drinks water regularly.

This user drinks coffee.

A&W	This user loves A&W Root Beer

Coke	This user drinks Coca-Cola.

This user loves to drink Vanilla Coke.

This user eats at Burger King.

KFC	This user eats at KFC.

This user eats at McDonald's

This user is a Sudoku addict.

This user knows intermediate music theory.

song-3

This user's favorite song is "Lonely In Gorgeous" by Tommy february6.

This user enjoys origami.

2	This user has set foot in 2 countries of the world.

This user is right-handed.

DT	This user has a Digital television set, or tuner box, to receive Digital terrestrial television, such as DVB, ISDB, or ATSC.

fan-3

This user wholeheartedly believes that French & Saunders is the greatest television program in the history of the world and parts beyond.

d'oh!

This user thinks The Simpsons is simply...excellent.

This user exists. This is not claiming that this user is not a bot, sockpuppet, blocked user, or inactive user, it is just stating that this user EXISTS. He/She/It/They would like to point out as well that the reader must exist as well.

existant

This user is male.

teen	This user is a teenager.

bro	This user has a younger brother.

This user is Single.

This user is a Leo.

This user's favourite colour is orange.

This user has an iMac G3.

,':Y	I'm an inquisitive duck. Quack quack.

ಠ_ಠ	*deep stare*

END?	This user has no more userboxes... for now.