A Briefer History of Time (Schulman book)

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Cover of A Briefer History of Time
Cover of A Briefer History of Time

A Briefer History of Time (1999, ISBN 0-7167-3389-7) is a science humor book by the American astronomer Eric Schulman. In this book, Schulman presents humorous summaries of what he claims are the fifty-three most important events since the beginning of time. The title and cover are a parody of Stephen Hawking's book A Brief History of Time. Coincidentally, Hawking would later write a "sequel" entitled A Briefer History of Time.

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  1. Quantum Fluctuation
  2. Inflation
  3. Expansion
  4. Particle-Antiparticle Annihilation
  5. Deuterium and Helium Production
  6. Recombination
  7. Galaxy Formation
  8. Turbulent Fragmentation
  9. Massive Star Formation
  10. Stellar Evolution
  11. Iron Production
  12. Supernova Explosion
  13. Star Formation
  14. Planetary Differentiation
  15. Volatile Gas Expulsion
  16. Molecular Reproduction
  17. Protein Construction
  18. Fermentation
  19. Cell Differentiation
  20. Respiration
  21. Multicellular Organisms
  22. Sexual Reproduction
  23. Evolutionary Diversification
  24. Trilobite Domination
  25. Land Exploration
  26. Comet Collision
  27. Dinosaur Extinction
  28. Mammal Expansion
  29. Homo sapiens Manifestation
  30. Language Acquisition
  31. Glaciation
  32. Innovation
  33. Religion
  34. Animal Domestication
  35. Food Surplus Production
  36. Inscription
  37. Warring Nations
  38. Empire Creation and Destruction
  39. Civilization
  40. Constitution
  41. Industrialization
  42. World Conflagrations
  43. Fission Explosions
  44. Computerization
  45. Space Exploration
  46. Population Explosion
  47. Superpower Confrontation
  48. Internet Expansion
  49. Resignation
  50. Reunification
  51. World Wide Web Creation
  52. Composition
  53. Extrapolation