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Contents 1 Trite Drivel (a parody) 2 Random musings on toponyms 3 My Userbox 3.1 Babel 3.2 Grammar 3.3 Punctuation 3.4 God's own Language 3.5 Instant Messenger 3.6 Programming 3.7 Education 3.8 Health 3.9 Life 3.10 Location 3.11 Personality 3.12 Time 3.13 Zodiac 3.14 Beliefs 3.14.1 Food, Drink, and Smokes 3.14.2 Environment 3.14.3 Foreign Affairs 3.14.4 Free Speech 3.14.5 Philosophy 3.14.6 Politics 3.14.7 "Fashion Politics" 3.14.8 Party Politics 3.14.9 Regional Politics 3.14.10 Other 3.14.11 Oh, and the big "R" 3.14.12 Sex 3.15 Automotive 3.16 Books 3.17 Colours 3.18 Comedy 3.19 Computer Software 3.20 Websites 3.21 Film 3.22 Food 3.23 Drink 3.24 Games 3.25 Interests 3.26 History 3.27 Maths 3.28 Media 3.29 Music 3.30 Pets 3.31 Sports 3.32 Vicipaedia 3.33 Wikiprojects 3.34 Userboxes (or should that be Userboces? Nutzerboxen?) 3.35 Emoticons 3.36 Humour 3.37 Award for Linguistics 3.38 Stupidest Userbox Ever 3.39 Closeclose

[edit] Trite Drivel (a parody)

Hello, A435(m) and wellcome to Wiki-diddly-pedia! Thank you for vandalising my article. I hope when you come the weather will be clement. Mi esporas ke kiam vi venos la vetero estos milda. Here are a few bad links for anal retentive narcissists:

• The ninety pillars of the painted porch
• How to Dismantle an Atomic Bomb
• Help pages
• Tutorial
• How to Irritate People
• Manual of Style

I hope you enjoy arguing here and being a douchebag! Please sign away your rights to your unoriginal research using four tildes (~~~~); this will automatically produce your name and date. If you need help, check out checkout and its lamentable Americanisms, ask someone else on his talkpage, or place a kipper in your nostrils and run around the room pretending to be Thomas the Tank Engine and someone will show up shortly to escort you to this lovely resort. Again, welcome!

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This is the discussion page for a cynical loner, identified by the user's alphanumeric handle. Some handles change periodically, and may be shared by several users. If you are an anal retentive narcissist and feel that you have to spew forth irrelevant comments, please do it at someone else. If you're concerned with privacy, put some underpants on.

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[edit] Random musings on toponyms

This is not Wikipedia policy, nor am I proposing it. I'm just stating my personal style which I use outside Wikipedia before I get savaged to death by every nation in Europe.

I apply a policy of enlightened proximity - look for an English name, then prefer Germanic and Romance names on a roughly equal level (I like Aix-la-Chapelle and Trèves, but those are a matter of taste (or lack thereof)), then Greek (preferably Latinised in spelling as much as possible, and failing that Katharevousa), then other Indo-European toponyms, then whatever seems easiest to pronounce.

I am not some German, Italian, or Greek chauvinist, but as a native English speaker, I like Königsberg, Stettin, Landsberg an der Warthe, Breslau, Lemberg, Pressburg, Ragusa, Spalato, Durazzo, Valona, Byzantium, Nicaea, Smyrna, Halicarnassus, Philippopolis, Salonica, Amarussium, Chalcidice (stressed on the second syllable), and so on. I can see instantly how they are pronounced.

[edit] My Userbox

[edit] Babel

Wikipedia:Babel en This user is a native speaker of English. fr-3 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau avancé de français. pig-3 Isthay useryay ancay ontributecay ithway anyay advancedyay evellay ofyay Igpay Atinlay. de-2 Dieser Benutzer hat fortgeschrittene Deutschkenntnisse. grc-2 Ὅδε ὁ χρήστης δύναται συνεισφέρειν μέσῃ γνώσει τῆς ἀρχαίας ἑλληνικῆς. it-2 Questo utente può contribuire con un italiano di livello intermedio. la-2 Hic utilisator media latinitate contribuere potest. ang-1 Þes brūcere cann forðian mid grundlicgendre mǣðe Englisces. ca-1 Aquest usuari pot contribuir amb un nivell bàsic de català. eo-1 Ĉi tiu uzanto povas komuniki per baza nivelo de Esperanto fro-1 Icest faitre poet assister a un nivel bas de la langue francor. ru-1 Этот участник владеет русским языком на начальном уровне. sr-1 Овај корисник поседује основно знање српског језика sco-0 This uiser disna ken hou tae spaek Scots. Search user languages

[edit] Grammar

its & it's This user understands the difference between its and it's. So should you. to/too/ two Too many people have no idea how to use words they should have learned in grade two. ’s Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe’s from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. ’s Thi’s user know’s that not every word that end’s with s need’s an apostrophe. whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. !? This user is a punctuation stickler. A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma. Aux Mod This user need not be ridiculed because he dare use need and dare as modal auxiliary verbs. Subj This user likes that the Subjunctive mood be used. Were this user you, he would use it. they This user considers the singular they to be substandard English usage. snkt This user says sneaked. to¦go This user chooses to sometimes use split infinitives. by The passive voice may be used by this user. ... in. Ending a sentence with a preposition is something up with which this user will not put. man- kind Regarding gender, this user will use the vernacular, not what is "politically correct". to / too / two This user thinks that too many people have no idea how to use words that they should have learned in grade two. whom This user insists upon using whom wherever it is called for, and fixes the errors of whomever he sees. which / that This user typically uses "which" and "that" interchangeably. if & whether This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly. their / there / they’re This user thinks that there are too many people who don’t know that they’re worse than their own children at spelling! your/ you’re This user thinks that if your grammar is incorrect, then you’re in need of help. You and Me This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the object of a sentence, a little talk needs to be had by you and me...

[edit] Punctuation

“,;:’ This user is a punctuation stickler. . The This user does not put two spaces after a full stop. , This user fixes comma splices. They are annoying. A, B, and C This user prefers the serial comma. A, B, and A and B This user uses the serial comma unless its inclusion is confusing. its & it’s This user understands the difference between its and it’s. So should you. its/it’s It’s really not that hard to use each word in its proper manner. its This user understands the difference between its (of it) and it's (it is). ’s Thi's user know's that not every word that end's with s need's an apostrophe and will remove misused apostrophe's from Wikipedia with extreme prejudice. … This user is addicted to ellipses and has been known to use them indiscriminately.... “…” This user favours typographic quotation marks over typewriter style.

[edit] God's own Language

UK This user uses British English. OED This user uses Oxford spelling. en-gb-5 This user believes that British English is the only real English, and is likely to respond to any use of American English with “how crude!”. nws-0 This user oldspeaks, or newspeaks doubleplusungoodwise. BS-5 This user is able to contribute with a professional level of Bullshit. du-0 This person does not understand dumbass (or understands it with considerable difficulties, or does not want to speak dumbass). fgn-0 This user doesn't speak any dialect of foreign, and will talk to foreigners in English believing they will understand if one is just loud enough. gb-0 This user cannot tolerate any form of Gibberish language, and is therefore easily emotionally traumatized by The Sims. LE-0 This individual still maintains a shred of dignity in this insane world by adhering to correct spelling, grammar, punctuation, and capitalisation. ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes. Template:User ubx-N ... This user would like to be able to speak some more languages.

[edit] Instant Messenger

AIM-0 This user does not understand or have any interest in AOLer.

[edit] Programming

I studied computer programming in college, and all I got was this lousy compiler error. bas This user can program in BASIC. <html> This user can write HTML. css This user can write Cascading Style Sheets. C-0 This person does not understand C (or does not want to program in C). js-4 This user is an expert JavaScript coder. {{Wiki}} This user can write in the MediaWiki language

[edit] Education

+ This user suffers from senioritis, an incurable demotivational syndrome. KES This user is, or was, a pupil at King Edward's School. This user is a past or present student at the University of Leicester.

[edit] Health

This user is right-handed. This user is a smoker. This user is a mental health consumer. This user is more than happy to retain their "personality disorder(s)" and delights in telling their mental health professional to screw off. BP1 This user has bipolar disorder Type I. This user is long sighted. This user is farsighted. This user has a hearing impairment. This user is an escaped genetic experiment.

[edit] Life

Gods, this category's awful!

This user is a child at heart. They may have grown older but they'll never grow up. ∞ This user is an ageless Immortal. This user is old enough to remember what a typewriter is, and that's all you need to know. This user is male. This user is of Teutonic and Celtic ancestry. CF This user is childfree This user is not a biological parent. This user is an academic. This user is a thespian, and shouldn't be wished "good luck". This user is a beach bum. x This user is a politician.

[edit] Location

This user is a Citizen of the Galaxy‡ and nothing else matters. This user is visiting from an Alternate Universe. This user is a Citizen of the World (Terra, ⊕). This user is from the planet Earth. This user is from Earth. This user's homeworld is mostly harmless. This user has left the planet Earth 0 times. The bearer of this is a Wikipedian user who shall be permitted to freely edit Wikipedia. 14 This user has set foot in 14 countries of the world. 2 This user has set foot in 2 continents of the world. This user has never left the Northern Hemisphere. This user is male. noc This user is nocturnal. This user is of multiple ancestries. GMT ? This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today. This user is a mutant. This user is a Cancer. 豬 This user is a Pig.

nul This user has no alignment. [shurely justified?]

[edit] Personality

This user is skeptical of MBTI, regarding it as pseudoscience.   This user took different MBTI tests and discovered that they had multiple personalities, so they're a bit confused. INTP This user has an INTP personality per the Myers-Briggs typing system NT This user's Keirsey Temperament is Rational.

[edit] Time

Today is 11 June 2008. This user has no understanding of time and does everything at the last minute. This user is nocturnal. This user sleeps, but not for predictable amounts of time. This user loathes, but is forced to observe, Daylight Saving Time. GMT ? This user's time zone depends on whenever they decide to get up today. GMT This user's time zone is GMT.

[edit] Zodiac

This user is skeptical of the Zodiac. This user is a Cancerian. 豬 This user was born in the year of the Pig.

[edit] Beliefs

[edit] Food, Drink, and Smokes

This user is an omnivore. This user is against the ban on smoking in public places. This user is against the War on Drugs.

[edit] Environment

This user supports the use of green energy. This user is interested in aviation fuel taxation. This user is interested in public transport issues. This user supports public transit. This user supports recycling.

[edit] Foreign Affairs

This user believes in a two-state solution to the Israeli-Palestinian Conflict. This user supports peace in space.

[edit] Free Speech

This user is opposed to online censorship. This user is a member of Wikipedians against censorship. Wikipedia is not censored. This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden. This user is against computer and video game censorship and regulation.

[edit] Philosophy

This user enjoys philosophy. This user believes truth is adaequatio intellectus et rei, or something like that. I would say I'm a cynic but I bet you just wouldn't believe me. This user is interested in materialism, the belief that everything that exists is made of matter. This user believes in logic. This user thinks that abstractions cannot hurt anybody. This user is interested in moral realism. This user is a skeptic. This user is interested in the belief that death is an acceptable part of life. This user is a pessimist. This user is interested in Utilitarianism, the belief that a moral action is one which increases the total happiness of humanity. This user is interested in existentialism. This user is fascinated by the philosophy of Immanuel Kant.

[edit] Politics

This user is interested in politics. According to the Political Compass this user is: Economic Left (-8.25) and Social Libertarian (-2.00) x This user is a politician. ? This user follows his/her own political ideals. This user advocates democracy. This user believes that communism is an ideal system of government, in theory. ind This user is politically independent. This user believes it is every citizen's duty to vote. This user approves of approval voting. This user supports immigration and the right to travel freely upon the planet we share. This user doesn't believe in the ownership of culture and knowledge. This user believes in the separation of church and state. This user identifies as a Marxist. Boris I say chaps...wouldn't it be super if jolly old Bozza led the Tories? Two Jags Wouldn't it be great if two Jags was the next leader of the Labour Party?

[edit] "Fashion Politics"

You couldn't make this stuff up!

User:Tedius Zanarukando/Userboxes/User longhair4womenUser:Tedius Zanarukando/Userboxes/User notrousers4women

[edit] Party Politics

PSF This user supports the Socialist Party of France. MRLP This user supports the Official Monster Raving Loony Party. This user is a member of the Silly Party!

Says something about British parties...

[edit] Regional Politics

NO United Nations This user does NOT support the United Nations. This user supports the independence of England (from Scotland, Wales and N.I.) This user supports the independence of Wales. This user trusts the EU about as far as they can throw it.

[edit] Other

This user admires Julius Caesar. This user does not like socklessness. BM This user is repulsed by most forms of body modification. This user believes in a revival of romantic friendship. This user prefers that the death penalty be used very sparingly. 1+1=3 This user dislikes narrow-minded behaviour. This user is not afraid of being wrong.

[edit] Oh, and the big "R"

This user is a High Church adherent of Anglican Christianity. This user puts themselves down as C of E on forms but doesn't go to church regularly This user is interested in Paganism, but isn't necessarily a Pagan. This user does not believe in a human soul or spirit. This user is a humanist. This user is interested in the Brights movement. This user is interested in Theism. deus This user is a deist. omnis This user is interested in Omnitheism. atheos This user is an atheist. · This user is interested in maltheism. This user's spiritual beliefs are complex and personal. This user believes in the separation of church and state. This user is interested in religion. This user believes that the Universe began with a bang. This user believes in a solid oblate spheroid-shaped Earth, not a flat, hollow, or spherical one. This user realizes that the Earth isn't an oblate spheroid, but rather a close approximation of one. This user honestly just doesn't care anymore about what shape the Earth is. Let it go, man. This user does not believe in Santa Claus. This user believes that Santa is a misspelling of Satan. This user is probably going to Hell. This user is not the Messiah! He is a very naughty boy! inf This user is an infidel. This user is interested in religion. This user is interested in religion as a sociological and psychological phenomenon. This user is interested in religion as an anthropological and historical phenomenon. This user is interested in religion for aesthetic reasons. free This user is interested in freethought. This user is God. EAC This user is a member of the Evil Atheist Conspiracy. Booga booga! This user didn't expect The Spanish Inquisition!

[edit] Sex

This user is male. This user identifies as polyamorous. This user identifies as heteroflexible. 2 This user ranks a 2 on the Kinsey scale. BM This user is repulsed by most forms of body modification. This user is a masculist. User:CutUncut/Userboxes/NoCut This user supports equal rights for queer people. This user is a supporter of the LGBT community. This user supports and encourages the practice of safe sex. This user supports the legalization of same-sex marriage. This user is a submissive. This user is a slut. User:Dark Tichondrias/Userboxes/Receive Anal Sex porn This user enjoys pornography. This user enjoys sex. This user enjoys a varied sex life. User:CutUncut/Userboxes/Uncut This User has a Foot Fetish SEX This user is addicted to sex related activities and materials. This user has a girlfriend. This user is Protestant, so uses condoms! he This user prefers to be referred to using masculine gender pronouns.

[edit] Automotive

This user cannot drive. This user likes traffic lights. A lot. MA This user enjoys collecting (or playing with) Majorette cars.

[edit] Books

"When shall we three meet again?" - Shakespeare This user reads between the lines. This user is a bibliophile. This user enjoys reading non-fiction. This user enjoys writing. Big Brother is watching this user. This user knows that 42 is the answer to the Ultimate Question of life, the Universe, and everything. This user thinks the book A Clockwork Orange is horrorshow. This user enjoys reading the newspaper. This user knows that all animals are equal, but some animals are more equal than others. 16June1904 This user would like to remind you to have a gorgonzola cheese sandwich and a glass of burgundy on Bloomsday. BOOK This user is working on publishing a book.

[edit] Colours

This user is strangely attracted to and is obsessed with pastel colors This user's favourite colour is purple.

[edit] Comedy

'A 'A! Good moaning! This user is a fan of Blackadder. DA This user is a fan of Dad's Army FLOWERY TWATS This user has stayed at Fawlty Towers. YM Are you a fan? Yes Minister This user is a fan of Monty Python! Not 9 This user is not wild, they're absolutely livid! HIGNFY This user would vote for the Rt. Hon. Tub of Lard MP MTW This user likes to Mock the Week. QI This user is Quite Interesting. Room 101 This user wants to put Gordon Brown into Room 101. Needle Nardle Noo This user listens to The Goon Show on the modern-type, steam-driven cardboard wireless. ISIHAC I'm Sorry... This User Hasn't a Clue JAM This user wants to talk for Just a Minute, without repeating, hesitating or deviating from the subject. The user is a SUPER FAN of Mr.Bean This user is committed to honoring those who improve the human gene pool.

[edit] Computer Software

This user contributes using Mozilla Firefox. winXP Regretfully, this user contributes using Microsoft Windows XP. This user contributes using Kubuntu. This user loves using Google Earth. WP This user contributes using Corel WordPerfect. NOTEPAD.EXE| This user contributes using Notepad.

[edit] Websites

This user uses Google as a primary search engine. Web Soon This user has a website that can be found on the web soon.

[edit] Film

This user's looking at you, kid.

[edit] Food

This user loves pancakes. This user eats cookies. This user eats potato chips. This user eats bagels. This user loves spaghetti. This user eats spinach. This user eats potatoes. This user eats cheese. This user eats chicken. This user loves hamburgers. This user loves döner kebab. This user eats fries, or chips. This user loves doughnuts. This user loves pasta. This user loves to eat pizza. This user would likely die without eating the occasional curry. This user loves cake. This user loves brownies. This user eats chocolate.

[edit] Drink

This user drinks. Period. This user prefers Belgian beer. This user prefers Islay malts. C2H5OH-4 This user is an alcoholic. This user drinks beer. Duff This user drinks Duff Beer. This user drinks wine. This user prefers the world of sparkling wines. This user drinks coffee. This user drinks tea. C This user can't make up their mind if Coke or Pepsi is better and drinks both. P This user believes that Caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. This user drinks hot chocolate.

[edit] Games

CIV This user plays one or more versions of Civilization. All your base are belong to this user. This user enjoys solving Sudoku puzzles. This user just sunk your battleship. This user enjoys playing chess. This user enjoys playing chess variants. RV This user is a reversi player. This user enjoys playing FreeCell. This user prefers to play games on a PC. SC This user plays SimCity. SC3K This user enjoys playing SimCity 3000 or SimCity 3000 Unlimited.

[edit] Interests

gk This user is a geek. This user enjoys singing. This user is a railfan. This user is interested in architecture. This user is a roadfan. This user is interested in space exploration. This user is interested in astronomy. This user is interested in beauty. This user is a bibliophile. This user is interested in flags and emblems. This user is interested in LGBT issues - which does not necessarily reflect the user's sexual orientation. This user is interested in maps. This user is interested in numismatics. This user is interested in political science. This user is interested in politics. This user is interested in religion. This user enjoys cigars. This user is interested in drama and acting. This user is an art lover. This user knows the difference between beauty and trash. This user enjoys do-it-yourself projects. This user enjoys writing. This user has no interest in ever learning to fly! This user enjoys bicycling. This user is addicted to traveling. This user is a tobacco smoker. This user prefers cold weather.

[edit] History

This user is interested in ancient civilizations. This user is interested in ancient Anatolia This user is interested in ancient Egypt. This user is interested in ancient Israel. This user is interested in Ancient Iranian Civilization This user is interested in the Achaemenid Dynastic Empire This user is interested in Ancient Greece. This user is interested in the Byzantine Empire This user is interested in the Renaissance period. This user is interested in the Baroque period. This user is interested in the Romantic period. This user is interested in Gothic literature. This user is interested in the Victorian period. This user is a Symbolist. This user is interested in the Modernist period. This user is interested in the  British Empire.   This user is interested in World War I

[edit] Maths

a²+b²=c² This user is an intermediate mathematician. SI-0 This user thinks the metric system is bureaucratic and inhuman and will think in Fahrenheit until he/she dies. ft-lb This user uses Imperial units. This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes. Pi ≈ 3.14159265358979323846264 33832795028841971693993751058 20974944592307816406286208998 62803482534211706798214808651 32823066470938446095505822317 25359408128481117450284102701 93852110555964462294895493038 19644288109756659334461284756 48233786783165271201909145648 56692346038610454326648213393 60726024914127372458700660631 55817488152092096282925409171 53643678925903600113305305488 20466521384146951941511609 1112 This user knows that eleventy-twelve is a real number. This user knows that 0.999... is exactly 1. This user's deviation is standard This user is pretty sure that he is an outlier compared to everybody else.

[edit] Media

TWO This user likes an alternative and watches BBC TWO. FOUR This user has a high enough IQ to watch BBC FOUR. 24 This user knows, when it happens, it happens here. 4 This user watches Channel 4. M4 This user watches More4. Sky This user has satellite television provided by Sky Digital. This user has a television set. PAL This user's television receives PAL/PAL-variant transmissions, or lives in a region where they are broadcast. 3 This user thinks BBC Radio 3 is worth the licence fee alone. 4 This user thinks BBC Radio 4 is worth the licence fee alone. 5 This user thinks BBC Radio 5 Live is worth the licence fee alone. 7 This user thinks BBC 7 is worth the licence fee alone. WS Wherever they are, however they listen, this user listens to the BBC. DAB This user has a DAB digital radio. This user has a Police radio.

[edit] Music

This user enjoys folk music. This user is a music composer. This user plays the guitar. This user plays the piano. fan-3 This user loves Katie Melua. This user enjoys classical music. This user enjoys jazz music. Phan This user listens to the music of the night. This user studies national anthems This user has a tenor vocal range. Queen You can kiss my ass goodbye! — Freddie Mercury - 1975

[edit] Pets

This user is owned by one or more cats.

[edit] Sports

If I gave a damn about sport, the following would be true:

AV FC This user supports Aston Villa

Or maybe Birmingham City. Or West Brom. But they don't have userboxes.

[edit] Vicipaedia

Non Commercial This User is against commercials in Wikipedia. no ads This user stands against advertisements on Wikipedia. This user reserves the right to completely screw up his or her edits. This user sees nothing wrong with the human form and doesn't view it as something that needs to be hidden. Wikipedia is not censored. This user enjoys contributing to Wikipedia without wearing clothes. This user is a WikiFairy. This user is a member of the Wikipedia Department of Fun. This editor is not an administrator and does not wish to be one. vn - ∞ This user page has been vandalized many, many, and many times. 1RR This user prefers discussing changes on the talkpage rather than engaging in an edit war. This user does not understand mean people. Please be nice. This user assumes good faith. This user tries to do the right thing. If they make a mistake, please let him or her know. This user maintains a strict policy advising against all personal attacks. This alleged user can be said to maintain a policy or other custom of neutrality or other ambiguity-related quality on some or all issues that may be potentially controversial to some alleged people. This user finds copyright paranoia disruptive. This user finds edit/revert wars disruptive. "It is awfully hard to be b-b-brave, when you are a very small user." Template:User bsdl admin- This user feels that criteria for adminship are generally too low 3 It's really pretty simple: → Mind NPOV ← → Don't be a dick ← → Ignore all rules ← delu This editor is a delusionist. meta This editor is a metapedian. This user believes that articles are useless without images. Non nobis solum. This user believes that a user's edit count does not necessarily reflect on the value of their contributions to Wikipedia. This user has a sense of humour and shows it on their userpage. This user has a sense of humour and shows it through the use of userboxes. The English Wikipedia has 2,407,928 articles.

[edit] Wikiprojects

Suck.

[edit] Userboxes (or should that be Userboces? Nutzerboxen?)

This little tag you are reading is a userbox. UBX This user hopes you read each and every one of his) userboxes! or else... — This space for rent. This user is greater than the sum of his or her userboxes. Hi! I am a userbox with a POV. I won't hurt you, I promise! Pretty please don't delete me. This user believes that only articles need reflect a NPOV, and that displaying political, religious, or other beliefs using userboxes and user categories should not be banned. This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful. ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes. This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very sleepy. This user loves userboxes. This user feels that out of process deletions subject to an administrator's whims rather than consensus damage Wikipedia more than any userbox ever could. This user likes to use redundant userboxes that are redundant. MORE This user has more userboxes. This user needs just one more userbox on his/her page! ubx-5 This user uses entirely too many userboxes. ubx-n This user communicates exclusively via userboxes. ubx-c This user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control. This user overuses userboxes. Too many userboxes This user may have too many userboxes ... nah, no way!! This user prefers using userboxes to fill up his/her user page instead of actually writing something useful. 238.584px This user believes all userboxes should be the same size! This user loves userboxes. This user is interested in the belief that displaying userboxes does not divide the Wikipedia community but rather emphasises its diversity. This user uses userboxes on their userpage. This user supports the Userbox Migration. UBX This user is ambivalent about self-referential userboxes. Ceci n'est pas une boîte utilisateur. Mmm, userboxes This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible. This user is aware of how silly this huge table looks on his/her user page, but acknowledges that its real purpose is twofold: statistics and standardization. -xen This user believes that userbox should always be pluralised userboxen, and thinks that this is one of the most important and exciting issues of our time. This user has read the essay on userbox personalities and might be a Centrist. This user provides information using user boxes for statistical reasons. This user provides information using userboxes because he or she is bored.

[edit] Emoticons

This user is an Angel. This user is a jokester or comedian. This user is melancholy. :-] This user is polite and expects others to act accordingly. :-/ This user is a skeptic, even regarding this userbox. :-/ This user is a skeptic, even regarding this userbox. ⌬ This user feels like a benzene ring. /_\ This user is homesick.

[edit] Humour

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[edit] Award for Linguistics

Hic usor est rex Romanus et super grammaticam.

This userbox seems to be not very good Latin.

[edit] Stupidest Userbox Ever

Please be nice and patient with this New Wikipedian.

If you've had time to find that, you're not new.

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