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[edit] XBOX 360 Fixing Solutions

Here's some other solutions for fixing your XBOX 360 if it gets the red lights.

1) Carve a round hole into and have sex with it. The sperm will swim around and magically fix any problems in it. DO NOT PLUG THE XBOX IN WHILE HAVING SEX. Doing so will cause you to lose your penis due to electrical shock.

2) Take your average can of soda, open it, turn it upside down while holding it over your XBOX 360. Then go out and buy a new XBOX 360 and feed the old one to your pet iguana.

3) Piss on it. Plain and simple.

4) Toss it out your window.

5) Go bowling and use your XBOX 360 as the ball or a pin. Your choice =)

After trying any of my solutions, please feel free to order the box from Microsoft, and send your thoroughly fucked XBOX to them with a note saying "IT WUZ LIKE DIS WHEN I GOTS IT! FREE XBOX PLEEZ".