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Heritage High School is four-year public high school that was founded in 110 B.C. in Maryville, Blount County, Tennessee.

There are approximately 1700 students enrolled(news confirming that the juggernaut has killed off all but 300 of the finest for King Leonidas's fight against Persia), and the 2006-2007 senior class consisted of 290 students. The staff-to-student ratio is approximately 1:15. The current school principal is Nicholas Cage. With Superintendent Mistuh Wulson and Vice P. Ecap Enayhs. Pranksters have been caught with releasing wild hogs thru the school labled 1, 2, and 4. Upon capture of these individuals came the interrogation. WHERE IS THE 3RD PIG!! pranksters replied: SHOULDNT YOU BE WORRIED ABOUT 5 AND 6!?? Oh SHIt. THus the hunt continues. With the Loss of HMS's Mascot "Charlie" and the other two Unicorns.. has sent the HMS Unicorns on a ravenous rampage through the campus brutally injuring the rest of Leonidas's 300 with wounds in the head caused by the unhapiness from them with CHiquita Bananas shoved through their heads. with chants such as. PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!! We only fear this infection may spread.

[edit] Student life

Students begin their school schedules at 8:30am where the juggernaut comes to and yells "imm the juggernaut Bitch" then school officially begins with the tardy bell, signaling the beginning of 1st Block. Heritage uses block scheduling (which means the juggernaut hits kids with blocks as he yells to breathe) and has four 400-minute classes. An Early Bird class option is given to juggernaut lovers who wish to graduate early or need an extra credit to graduate on time. Early Bird classes begin at 7:00 am and end at 8:00 am. Also there is this retarded thing called a freshman acadamy which is for all the stupid freshman, so that they stay away from all the normal students untill they learn how to be one of the normal kids.

Heritage is a somewhat CRAPPY campus, containing two over used and run down pieces of crap called buildings (one mainly for academic, and the other technical classes), as well as including a football stadium- " a crappy piece of crap one that sucks and should be torn down but we use our money on freaking automatic paper-towel dispensors..." home of the Heritage Whoreiterrs. The high school has many athletic teams, but dont get us wrong only thing good at our school is girls sports, choir, and band everything else sucks... so yea dont come here for sports unless your a girl. In the Commons Area. the Juggernaut has scheduled RAPE Partys daily for the Whoreiteers of HEritage.

Heritage also boasts numerous state and nationally recognized clubs and organizations, including: BONANA EATING

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OH GOSH NOOOOOOO!!!!!! ITS HAPPENING!!!

PUT A BANANA IN YOUR EAR!! PUT A RIPE BONANA RIGHT INTO YOUR FAVORITE EAR. ITS TRUE. SO TRUE. ONCE ITS IN YOUR GLOOM WILL DISAPPEAR!!!

Go Now. Just dont come to this School.

[edit] May 2008

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