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48th Ronin
第48浪士

I'll give (Zimbabwean) $ 1million to anyone who can find Atsuyama in this picture!
Born Toshihiko Atsuyama
厚山 利彦
November 15, 1989 (1989-11-15) (age 18)
Miami, Florida, USA Flag of the United States
Residence Pamulang, Tangerang, Banten, Indonesia Flag of Indonesia
Nationality American
Other names Toshi, Thomas, Kansai2kansas
Education O-Level
Occupation English teacher, Blogger, slacker, Couch Potato
Employers used to be Bill Gates, but now he is already (spiritually) richer than that richie
Title The 48th Ronin
Net worth ▲ €60 billion due to his handsomeness
Height 173 cm
Weight 59 kg
Known for being the most handsome Indonesian American Wikipedian in the world.
Term 1st term as 48th Ronin
Predecessor 47th ronin
Successor 49th ronin
Political party Liberal Narcissistic Party of Handsomenesia
Religious beliefs Roman Catholicism
Signature
Website
http://foreignprophecies.blogspot.com
In this Japanese name, the family name is Atsuyama.

48th Ronin or Toshihiko Atsuyama (厚山 利彦 Atsuyama Toshihiko?) (born 15 November, 1989 in Miami, Florida, USA) is an Indonesian American blogger, slacker and private English teacher.


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[edit] Personal Life

His high proficiency in English, despite speaking only Indonesian language at home, was mainly due to the fact that he had spent two years in Singapore after obtained a scholarship for an 'O'-level degree in Anglo-Chinese School(Independent). Currently he is still unemployed and still looking forward to pursue higher education in an American community college in fall 2008.

He joined Wikipedia around early 2007, but has been contributing (though his edits are still insignificant) since June 2007. He is now an active blogger and hangs out in the Indonesian Community of Kaskus English forum by using his username "Toshihiko".

[edit] Education

From March 1996 to October 1996, Atsuyama attended the Robert E. Lee elementary school in Richmond, Virginia, USA for his first grade. In July 1997, Atsuyama attended school in Don Bosco Primary School (which is located adjacent to the JIS) in Pondok Indah, South Jakarta, after his parents moved back to Indonesia in November 1996. He graduated from that school in June 2001, and attended Don Bosco Secondary School for his first year.

On 3 July 2002, his family moved to Denpasar when his father obtained a new job in a five-star hotel in the Sanur district of Bali. He attended Saint Joseph Secondary from July 2002 to December 2002 and Cipta Dharma Secondary from January 2003 to June 2004.

On 21 June 2004, he obtained a scholarship to study in one of the most prestigious schools in Singapore.

On 31 July 2004, his family moved back to Jakarta, where he studied nothing for around three months. Atsuyama had said that it was the most "freaking depression" he had ever had, and wished that his family still lived in Bali instead.

Atsuyama went to Singapore on 2 November 2004, where he attended a single-sex school. He graduated in October 2006, and went back to Jakarta on 23 November 2006. He has not attended any schools ever since.

[edit] Language abilities

Atsuyama is fluent in three languages, namely Indonesian, English and Malay. He is often thought of as being a native speaker of English, which really upset him since he has always loved and revered Indonesian as his first tounge. It furthermore prompted him to post a notice in his blog that he is a native speaker of Indonesian, not English.

Apart from those three languages, Atsuyama has a grasp of basic Japanese. He has studied Esperanto alone until the intermediate level, though it is yet to be known how proficient he is in the language.

He also understands a little Mandarin and French.

[edit] Background and family

Atsuyama is the first child of his parents. His father, who has worked in numerous hotels and cruise ships in the tourism industry, is of mixed Portuguese (25 percent), Persian (25 percent), Chinese (25 percent), and Sangirese (25 percent) ancestry. His mother, who was born in Jakarta is of mixed Sundanese (50 percent) and Acehnese (50 percent) ancestry. This makes Atsuyama himself one quarter Sundanese, one quarter Acehnese, one-eighth Portuguese, one-eighth Persian, one-eighth Chinese, and one-eighth Sangirese.

[edit] Trivia

Trivia sections are usually discouraged under Wikipedia guidelines. However, only for this page, the Trivia section is highly encouraged. Don't ask me, I also don't know why. Ask the Bimbo Wales instead.

The article could be improved by integrating relevant items into the main text and adding inappropriate and/or vulgar items. (January 2008BCE)

  • The major editor of this page (who is, unsurprisingly, Atsuyama himself) seemed to be having the intention to make this page look so factual and up-to-date like a Wikipedia biography article, yet it is apparently heavily vandalised (by the same jerk Atsuyama) with deliberate humours dropped here and there to make it look like those tripes in Uncyclopedia. It is highly possible that this user page is a joint project between the two rivaling Wikia sites of Wikipedia and Uncyclopedia.
  • He is allergic to prawn, Sate Padang, Melon, and Coffee.
  • He prefers British English to American English in both speaking and writing. As he is naturally a speaker of the latter dialect, he likes to watch BBC World Programme and British movies to adapt himself to the pure accent.
  • Apart from Japanese food, he also likes to eat Kebab, Fettuccini, Roti Prata, Pempek Palembang and Fish and Chips.[citation not needed]
  • He has a sheer interest in English literature, politics, Irish History and Nazism History. Despite his liking towards studying history of Nazism, he declines to be called a Nazi. [the need for citation is still unknown]
  • He has recently taken up a new hobby of cycling.
  • He fancies Celtic music and acoustic music.
  • He writes poetry everytime an inspiration strikes him. His friends has called him a good poet.
  • He owns three cats named Brown, Dany and Akira at home.
  • He is a large fan of anime such as Pokemon, Full Metal Panic Fumoffu!, School Rumble, Kamichu!, etc. [1]
  • Despite the aforementioned trivia, Atsuyama doesn’t like to read manga very much [citation unnecessary]. Only a few manga has ever caught his attention, such as Q.E.D. and Harlem Beat
  • He is a large fan of Heroes and Desperate Housewives.
  • Though he loves fantasies such as Harry Potter, Chronicles of Narnia and Eragon, he never bothers to read or even watch Lord of The Rings. Sometimes he even wished that he was admitted to Ravenclaw [citation perhaps needed under certain circumstances]
  • Atsuyama currently uses a newly-bought computer based on Intel Core 2 Duo microprocessor, and OS Windows XP. With a RAM of 1 GB, he could have opted for an OS Windows Vista, but he chooses Windows XP instead as he mentioned that “Windows Vista f**king slows down computer!!!” [citation may be needed one day...]
  • Despite being highly infamous among Wikipedians for having vandalised his own userpage, Atsuyama's account in Uncyclopedia is inactive and his own account in Wikipedia fortunately has escaped notice of the Wikipedian administrators. Therefore, he believes that he can be admitted into the Royal Wikipedia Administrative Society one day for having achieved such a prestigious achievement.[citation is urgently needed, but apparently it is hidden somewhere]

[edit] Wikipedia Articles and Stubs Vandalised

[edit] References and notes

[edit] External Links


Countries visited in chronological order
United States of America Suriname Indonesia Singapore England Vietnam Malaysia


Countries Atsuyama yearns to visit
New Zealand Vatican City Italy France England Maldives South Africa


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