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[edit] June 2008

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[edit] "Is Gravity True?????!!!" Experiment

[edit] Five points of performance

US Marine Paratroopers jumping from a C-130 with a Happy Meal instead of a parachute!

Today US scientist found a new hyper-interesting fact... it is called GRAVITY. A US marine (pictured see left) who is a Vietnam hero (because he was shoot in the ass and ...) jump from atypical American transporter, the famous C-130 -- created by Lockheed Martin and costs about $66.5 million (about 75% profit for the manufacturer).

Currently the U.S. president George WC Bush thinks that gravity does not exists and he believed that it is only the fruit of our imagination. And so McDonnall$$$$$ sponsored the "Is Gravity true????!!!" event and it only purpose is to find if gravity really exists!

The US marine, Captain Bill O'Dollar offered to jump from a C-130 with a parachute -- what he did not know was that in the parachute bag there was a Happy Meal instead of a US parachute!!! At 1500 Captain Bill jumped from the aircraft. After several seconds in free fall he decided to open the parachute and obviously instead there was a Happy Meal (what a surprise!). Captain Bill continued accelerating until he reaches a steady speed. After a few seconds Captain Bill O'Dollars was smashed to the ground leaving an incredibly 1.7594352 ft hole.

American scientist were really excited. "Gravity really exists!!!!!!!" roared Prof. Willy McWhite. "It incredible... Thanks McDonnall$$$$$ for sponsoring such an experiment!!!!". The American scientist has discovered the Terminal Velocity -- what a discovery. When we asked what is Terminal Velocity, he explained "In simple English, it is when an object at a free fall stops accelerating because of air resistance, amongst other things". "Thanks to this experiment, we also observed that the happy meal and the humanoid touched the ground approximately at the same time" explained Prof Dr Ing Peter Black. "This may lead us to other useful technologies.". Another scientist from California, Dr. Clean said that both object accelerated about 10 meters per second. Dr Clean explained that that figure was not 100% accurate and stressed out that "we need more capital to perform a more accurate experiments".

Meanwhile, the US president George WC Bush still is not 100% percent convinced about gravity. When he was asked why he still doubt about such a wonderful fact he replied "Hmm. I don't know why... maybe because I am an American...".

This is the last warning you will receive for your disruptive edits. If you vandalize Wikipedia again, you will be blocked from editing. →Christian.И 21:35, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

[edit] Further vandalism

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Ian Cairns (talk) 21:43, 7 June 2008 (UTC)

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