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[edit] Matthew Potter: Man or God?

Nobody can deny the sheer might of everyone's favorite Irish hero, Matthew Potter. But the question remains, is he a man, or is he more? Is he in fact.. a God?

The answer, some say, is only known when he's seen naked.

[edit] Recent Events

[edit] Names and Insults

[edit] Concerning "France" and Scientific Study.

  • Matthew Potter (September 18, 1985 - Present) was stated to be known as France on September 9, 2006 at 10:18pm. This has been rumoured to be attributed to his loss in a previous poke war on Facebook. Seeing how Matthew is entirely too badass to ever lose, the matter is rarely taken seriously by his fan-base. The very title of France was given by none other than the notorious fiend, Kat Simms. She just happens to claim the victory in the aforementioned poke war as well, causing much speculation. Despite such menacing slander, scientists have proven for a fact that Matthew Potter isn't France. While conducting rigorous investigations upon such frenchy matters, these scientists have also discovered that Matthew Potter has become a phenomenon known commonly as a "sexy bastard".


[edit] Concerning the Nefarious Kat Simms

  • Also, it should be noted that these same scientists have proven that Kat Simms is merely a purple sheet of linoleum.