User:Yu Peng
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You may be thinking, "What a handsome devil." But wait I am no devil but a chinese angel from heaven sent to safe guard the womens hearts. I am one sexy thing but I am also an animal activist, by kicking cats I stop other people from kicking them. Also by eating monkey I make sure nobody can put it back into the wild were it might die of old age. I kill baby animals so that they don't have to be in this cruel world for too long. I also like to eat placenta. It is my favourite dish in the whole world. I have also been voted most sexy Chinese fifteen year old in TISA. I have tons of girlfriends, my favorite one is Beth because of her tight ass and sexy pictures. She makes me real horny. Oh yeah baby rubbin' oil all over her. We have a very open realtionship; she got busy with Logan on the basketball trip and i am totally fine with it. As long as she keeps doing it with me five times a day. I am a Chinese Gangster and frequently am involved in gang battles with the rival 50 Cent Wannabees. (The rival Gang consists of Zhenya, Colin and other Wiggers) In my Gang I have Gulam, Faraj, Elvin and Eli.
Real Name | Nick Name |
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Gulam | King Kong |
Faraj | Smart Ass |
Elvin | Dumb Ass |
Eli | Locksley |