User:Winterlight

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In 1752 I invented a method of immortality that involved fish oils.

Now I just live from day to day on my pension from infomercial sales and the occasional grant from Huey Lewis. While I strive to actually make accurate entries into Wikipedia when I actually do, please understand that my ultimate purpose is to create a vast conglomerate of home canners that will destabilize the eastern world.

Nah, thats all lies.

I really want to destabilize those red hotels in Monopoly.

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