Walking Down Canal Street

"Walking Down Canal Street" is an obscene old drinking song from Roaring Twenties New York.

There are countless variations and additional impromptu verses, but following is the short version:

Walking down Canal Street,

Knocking at every door --

God-damn-son-of-a-bitch!

I couldn't find a whore...

Finally found a whore --

She was tall and thin.

God-damn-son-of-a-bitch!

I couldn't get it in...

I finally got it in,

And wriggled it all about...

God-damn-son-of-a-bitch!

I couldn't get it out!

Finally got it out --

It was red and sore...

God-damn-son-of-a-bitch!

Should never'a screwed a whore!