User:Vlame
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| Name: | Jonathan Hernandez |
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| DOB: | July 2, 1988 |
| Resides: | Signal Hill, California |
| Born: | Van Nuys, California |
| Height: | 6 feet (183 cm) |
| Weight: | 172 lbs |
| Posts: | ~2,403 (5.67 ppd) (Outside of the Hanogut) |
| CUT: | All Heil Derr Sprungz! |
| Join date: | January 26, 2006 |
| Warnings: | 5 (0 Active) |
| Rep Points: | 1977 |
| Theme: | She Goes Down - Mötley Crüe |
| Penis Size: | Enough! Rumour has it he uses Magnums. |
| User Page: | 37575 |
| Last.Fm: | Vlame |
| Myspace: | Wii_Wii |
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[edit] Username History
[edit] Lagwagon_87?
While he claims to be former emuparadise forum member lagwagon_87, most argue that Vlame sucks way too much to be lag. Others have been easily swayed. The question is? Do you feel lucky? Well...do ya...punk?
[edit] Kim_Slaphismom
Very short lived. And was beaten down.
[edit] The_Grimace
Often remembered for his sillyness, very reminescant of User:Roux
[edit] vBulletin
Also known as "vB" or "vLame".
Changed username to this because of a dare by Saeveo.
[edit] Wii
Was once a prominent figure in the Tubgirl sig incident.
Created the infamous "ZOMFG! Wipe your ass with 1 square of TP!" thread.
[edit] Buckethead
Created the controversial "Bring back Darth Guild!".
By request during Darth's ban, Vlame asked Darth via MSN to create a custom smiley which Vlame proudly uses.
Posted pics in the "Hot thread better than TWATS! 2006" thread, where his heating fixture immediatly took the spotlight.
Revived the now EPForum famous "QFT!".
[edit] Death Cube K
Changed username to this because of the overuse of a red username and yellow glow.
Uses an inverted version of the Buckethead avatar.
Gained total rep with this username.
The name is an anagram of Buckethead.
Attended one day of Anime Expo 2006, got pics with a Tifa cosplayer then posted them, just to make User:otomon jealous.
Openly hates Final Fantasy. :O
Recovered his stats after the shitty EP rollback.
Jase, Ray and Strongbad make fun of his suppossed GF, though facts are distraught, she maybe imaginary.
Created the "DC doesn't play DVD-R" thread, Dino tagged along afterwards, Soldier warned vLame and all Dino recieved was a PM, this was after they told him it was complete bullshit.
Dinosaurman:
CHECK, MAKE THE GAME WORK! In the options.
Dino and vLame are developers of the underground emulator "SwurlBoy Advance", which gets to the 2nd bounce of the DC splash screen at 100%, it is also fully compatible with the GBA emulator to 100% perfect emulation.
[edit] V|_@M3
Has Astaroth on ignore.
[edit] Girls
[edit] Prolouge
Hard to keep interested, hard to keep interested in, interesting to keep hard, interesting to keep interesting and finally hard to keep hard.
First was a fan of Megadeth and a waste of his goddamn time, minutes, breath and texts. He hopes her next boyfriend beats the shit out of her and eats her alive.
[edit] Chapter 1
Best friend of previous one. Wow, that's not cool.
Thought it was fun, but was terminally incorrect. He trusted someone who didn't deserve to be trusted.
[edit] Chapter 2
Known since: November 27th, 2006
Been in a relationship with since: December 7th 2006
Name: Laura
Now,... this one?
I'm not quite sure where to put my finger on it... fun, pretty, awesome, weird, difficult, strange.
Might quite possibly be the end of a book on nothing.
[edit] Notable Quotes
[edit] MySpace
To Alicia: Also I think I got hit on by a hermaphrodite on my first day. I think "it" was trying to ask what time do I get off. I just pretended I couldn't understand what "it" said. "It" didn't speak english too well, but I swear "it" was checking me out when "it" came to pick-up it's pictures. WTF seriously.
Then I told them what each of the condom "types" do and when I blurted out what spermicide does they were like, "IMA GET DAT ONE!" XD
[edit] EP
Originally Posted by User:Samuraiblade
You guys have gone way too far you've disrespected me , my family ,and my religion its very uncool and unforgivable and i really do hope you all get into trouble and arent alowed back here because of this you've just gone too far guys that is it
- Originally Posted by Vlame
- Do you need a "."?
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- Originally Posted by User:CheezyMadman
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- no but hes having one
Originally Posted by Vlame
when i was in middle school all the assistants had the hots for me
Originally Posted by GetOverHere!!
Which villain/monster do you enjoy knocking out 7-shades-of-blue from?
- Originally Posted by Death Cube K
- That fucking Car in Street Fighter 2.
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- Originally Posted by Slim
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- Quoted for truth...
[edit] MSN
Death Cube K:
ZOMFG! I'm on wiki http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/User:Vlame
- Dreams Dont Die:
- how do they know all that crap
- Death Cube K:
- i guess they must watch teh innernets
Darth Lucxus:
What the fuck do you mean, 'wet'?
- Vlame:
- ever heard of a shower? take one, you'll smell better
- Eirik:
- But I've been kind of ticking him off for days now
- Deth Qewb Cae:
- lol, how?
- Eirik:
- On EP, just answering really downbeating on his posts
- Deth Qewb Cae:
- lol
- Deth Qewb Cae:
- he's pre-owned, like my honda
- Deth Qewb Cae:
- i can't wait for that faggot to reply to me on myspace
- Dan™:
- xD
- Deth Qewb Cae:
- he didn't read it yet
- Deth Qewb Cae:
- he must be out
- Deth Qewb Cae:
- smoking cock
- othman:
- nothing
- othman:
- its over
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- othman has left the conversation.
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- Otomon:
- wow wat a douche
- Deth Qewb Cae:
- you 2 broke up?
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[edit] Milestones
June 2nd - Turned 18 years old
July 3rd - Went to AX 2006 (Dressed as Terry Bogard (incognito)
August 9th - Prolouge starts
August 13th - Stopped eating red meat
August 16th - Chapter 1 is an idea
August 17th - Posted fake bulletin entitled "I got shit on my hand."
August 23rd - Enter MSN
August 29th - Got hired at Walgreen's, In between the lines begins.
September 14th - Prolouge ends
September 29th - Discount Pokemon cards from Target
September 21th - MySpace outs Adam.
October 5th - Fuck Jeremy
October 10th - Skips Chapter
October 11th - Near death :(
October 20th - Chapter 1 Begins
October 24th/25th - Mission accomplished
October 31st - Halloween was fucking fun but tiring
November 4th - Starts smoking
November 7th - Chapter 1 ends
November 27th - Chapter 2 begins
December 6th - Meet Laura for the first time
December 7th/8th - Officaly had a real girlfriend
December 22nd - 1st time he got...
December 24th - Excahnged x-mas gifts with Laura
January 1st - 1st New Years with a girl
January 8th - 1 month anniversary
January 24th - Laura busted his Disneyland Cherry
January 29th - Quit Walgreen's
February 8th - 2 month Anniversary
February 14th - 1st Valentines day with a girl
February 16th - Laura tried to dump him
February 21st - 1st time he asked for...
March 1st - The Pwnisher
March 8th - 3 month Anniversary
March 13th - Laura tried to dump him again
March 16th/17th - Went partying, saw Josh do some funny shit
March 21st - Used her mom's bed
March 23rd - Laura meets best friends of vLame
March 25th - Laura wants to marry him
April 4th - Enter Lucifer "Louie" Murdock.
April 6th - Start Sears
[edit] Userboxes
| KoF | This user plays The King of Fighters. |
| 5.1 | This user has 5.1 Surround Sound. |
| \mm/ | This user listens to Heavy metal. |
