Vidiots

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Vidiots is an episode of the animated series Beavis and Butt-head.

[edit] Plot

After watching Geraldo on TV where a woman was mismatched via video dating with a man who practices animal mutilation, the boys decide to go on to a video dating service themselves. At the office, the woman there misinterprets their sex-crazed responses as well-rounded characteristics and the boys make their tapes. During the recording of Butt-head's, the woman shows interest in Beavis (who used the name Geraldo from the talk show). Back at home, the boys answer for each other's women and unintentionally turn them down, not knowing who "Geraldo" is or mistaking the "pleasure machine" (Butt-head) for the TV and continue to wait.

[edit] Quotes

• Geraldo (talk show host): So, Lisa, without your knowledge your dating service set you up with a crazed cult leader who practiced ritual animal mutilations.

Lisa: All they told me was that he liked animals... (crying)

Butt-head: Yeah, dead animals.

• Date-Service Woman: Now tell me about your long-term goals in a relationship.

Butt-head: (laughs) Long.

Date-Service Woman: (checks box "Into Commitment")

Beavis: I just wanna, like, "be a father", over and over again.

Date-Service Woman: How refreshing. (checks box "Marriage and Family") Most people just want sex, sex, sex.

Butt-head: How do you meet those chicks?

Date-Service Woman: (laughs, checks box "Sense of Humor") Anyway, here comes the fun part. You get to make your own video.

Butt-head: Cool. Are we gonna, like, be naked?

• Butt-head: (in front of camera) Hey, baby. My name's Butt-head, and I'm a pleasure machine... (later) ...and your mission is to turn me on. So, my interests are, like, doing it, and, that's about it. (later) So what I'm really trying to say is, I'm a pleasure machine. I think I forgot that part. Plus, like, it's a first come first served deal.
• Butt-head: (picks up phone) Hello? Who? Dammit, for the last time, there aren't any Mexicans here! (hangs up) Every time she, like, calls for this "Geraldo" dude, it's like, she could be blocking a call from a chick.
• Beavis: (opens door)

Woman: Hi. I'm here to turn on the "pleasure machine".

Beavis: That's okay. The TV works fine now. The remote just needed some new batteries.