User:Variable

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siafu: n see driver ant Any one of a number of species of ants native to Africa (equivalent to South American Army ants) that exist in colonies of up to 22 million individuals (recorded). Although completely blind, swarms of siafu can travel at speeds up to 20 meters per hour (net). No other insect has a greater impact on its local environment. Siafu are the only insect known to have actually killed and consumed human beings, albeit only those for other reasons unable to escape (e.g., babies, the infirm).


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I am currently a student of Aerospace Engineering at the Illinois Institute of Technology, and have a B.A. in English from Reed College (conf. May '02). Until recently, I was employed as MIS and client services coordinator at a community mental health center in Skokie, Illinois.

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Humorous vandalism hall of fame:

  1. "Kill babies"
  2. "Actual photograph!"

Honorable mention:


Where are my pants?
Where are my pants?
en This user is a native speaker of English.
fr-1 Cet utilisateur peut contribuer avec un niveau élémentaire de français.
zh-2 該用戶能以一般中文進行交流。
该用户能以一般中文进行交流。
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