U-Friend or UFO?

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The Goodies episode
"U-Friend or UFO?"
Episode № 65
Airdate 4 February 1980
(Monday — 8.10 pm)
Director
Producer
Guest star(s) Patrick Moore (as himself)
(the "Astronomer")
Roger Brierley as the
("Park Attendant")
Marcelle Sammett as "..."
Ernie Goodyear as "..."

Richard Smith as "..."
R2-D2 (Kenny Baker) (uncredited) as ("EB-GB")

Series VIII
January 14February 18, 1980
  1. Goodies and Politics
  2. Saturday Night Grease
  3. A Kick in the Arts
  4. U-Friend or UFO?
  5. Animals
  6. War Babies
List of The Goodies episodes


U-Friend or UFO? is an episode of the British comedy television series The Goodies.

Contents

[edit] Plot

Spoiler warning: Plot and/or ending details follow.

The Goodies open a restaurant called "Knutters Knoll Knite Spot", on the top of Knutters Knoll. To help with the housework, including washing up, Graeme has built a robot he calls EB-GB (Electronic Brain of Great Britain).

Away from the restaurant, Bill is watching when musicians suddenly and unexpectedly disappear during performances. Graeme tries to determine a common link between the series of recent disappearances, even writing up all the information that he has about the missing persons on the blackboard. Graeme has no idea what could be the common link, and it takes Bill to point out that all the missing persons are trombone players.

In contemplation of this fact, Bill plays the trombone in the park to see if he can find the answer to the riddle and also get taken, but nothing happens to him. Bill rushes back to the restaurant when he sees a weird noisy light approaching, but the weird light turns out to be Graeme who is out doing some UFO spotting with an electronic gadget box. Graeme explains his UFO spotter gadget box to Tim, and they do not notice when Bill and his trombone are kidnapped — Bill is later sent back with a mangled trombone and the word "REJECT" stamped on his forehead.

Later, Graeme becomes aware that there is a moving blip on the television screen, which seems to be attuned to his every thought. Graeme sets about devising an ingenious plot, which includes some "Supermen" and a "Supernun", to get rid of the rapidly approaching spacecraft before it can reach Earth.

Later, when things are beginning to improve, Graeme's device comes back to haunt him — and everyone else.

[edit] Quotes

Quote 1

  • Graeme: "That was a five megaton Nun, son.
I didn't know the Nun was loaded. Boom! Boom!"

Quote 2

  • Graeme: "EB-GB, how do you speak to aliens?"
  • EB-GB: "Exterminate!"

[edit] Spoofs

[edit] External link


The Goodies episodes (in alphabetical order)

2001 and a Bit | Alternative Roots | Animals | Animals Are People Too | The Baddies | Big Foot | Black and White Beauty |
Bunfight at the O.K. Tea Rooms | Camelot | Caught in the Act | Cecily | Change of Life | Charity Bounce | Chubbie Chumps | Clown Virus |
Come Dancing | Commonwealth Games| | Culture for the Masses | Daylight Robbery on the Orient Express | Dodonuts | Earthanasia | The End |
Farm Fresh Food | Fleet Street Goodies | Football Crazy | For Those in Peril on the Sea | Frankenfido | Gender Education | Give Police a Chance |
The Goodies – Almost Live | Goodies and Politics | The Goodies and the Beanstalk | Goodies in the Nick | The Goodies Rule – O.K.? |
The Greenies | Holiday | Hospital for Hire | Hunting Pink | Hype Pressure | Invasion of the Moon Creatures | It Might as Well Be String |
A Kick in the Arts | Kitten Kong | Kung Fu Kapers | Lighthouse Keeping Loonies | Lips, or Almighty Cod | The Lost Tribe | The Movies |
The Music Lovers | The New Office | Pollution | Punky Business | The Race | Radio Goodies | Robot | Rome Antics | Royal Command |
Saturday Night Grease | Scatty Safari | Scotland | Scoutrageous | Snooze | Snow White 2 | South Africa | The Stone Age | Superstar |
That Old Black Magic | Tower of London | U-Friend or UFO? | Wacky Wales | War Babies | Way Outward Bound | Winter Olympics | Women's Lib |


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