User:Tubby

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In my utopia, there will be no wire coat-hangers.
In my utopia, there will be an abundance of comfortable, practical footwear.
In my utopia, there will be no air-conditioners.
In my utopia, I will have fresh sheets every night.
In my utopia, I will have a new razor blade every morning.
In my utopia, everything will be within reach.
In my utopia, I will be unemployed.
In my utopia, windshield wipers will work as they are supposed to.
In my utopia, the hot water will be hot right away, like in a hotel.
In my utopia, I will surround myself with things of high quality.
In my utopia, socks will not be the hassle they are now.
In my utopia, all the knives will be sharp.
In my utopia, everyone will be able to leave.
In my utopia, there will be no melodrama.
In my utopia, where have all the counters gone?

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If there are no air-conditioners, I'll have to create my own utopia. I agree about the coat hangers and footwear, though. ;P

BTW, Welcome to Wikipedia. Enjoy. Stormwriter

But those loud big ugly ones? Yuck. There must be another way. -Tubby

ouch! ... I've just edited Tubby's user entry... I'm not sure this acceptable here, but I acted in good will and I'm new here so please excuse me if I did wrong. BlueShade

Socks are a hassle? CircleSky

In my Utopia, I would have you around! Fly-By