Trois-Pistoles (Hockey Team)

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Trois Pistoles is the name of an American hockey team competing in Division II at Chelsea Piers in New York City. The Pistoles were founded by Pamplemousse, the first ever inductee to the Pistoles Hall of Fame, and the only person ever elected to the Hall both as a builder and a player. He also has a very large forehead. It is particularly well known for its star player, Frodo, otherwise known as, the "PNOC" (the "Pistoles Number One Centre"). The team's current captain, the Shepherd, is a noted leader and clutch performer. The team is also known as one of the more sympathetic teams in the Chelsea Piers league by picking up players with mental as well as physical issues, including Top Shape Mike. The franchise has, over the past 6 years, enjoyed many fine moments, including one regular season championship, one Band Camp championship, one 2nd place finish in a fofolle outdoor tournament, one suspension for spitting on opposing players, and numerous assaults with a phallus by former Pistole, Long Shlong Ferlong. The team is well known in the Chelsea Piers league for its colorful nicknames, such as Meltdown, Concierge, Blue Steel, Roller Girl, Vapor Rub, Bam Bam and the Duke. Players are socially ranked in reference to each other, ranging from MSRP (Most Socially Retarded Pistoles) to MUP (Most Unsecure Pistole). Also, JJ plays for the Pistoles, but he is old.