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[edit] Totschafe
Totschafe is a teenaged obsessed person who is a resident fanfic writer and photographer. She also obsesses more than it should be natural to obsess. She is a proclaimed otaku (even though she knows it is bad to be called that, but she doesn't care). Her obsession list is quite long.
[edit] History
Long ago, on a certain June night, specifically a June 3rd kind-of night, a baby was born to a huge family. Said baby soon learned to talk and (reluctantly) walk, showing signs of future world domination. When she was three and a half years old, she wrote her first fanfic/story EVER about the Lion King, lovingly and carefully written in a sparkly black Crayola crayon and illustrated with much care.
It was not so long after that, she obtained her first notepad and began writing more stories and mini-fanfics. Here is an example of one.
"One day, Wally went to work. The boss came in and said, "Wally, you can not have fun. You have to work all day and don't play at all." Wally was very said. So he went up to the boss and fro'd up in the boss's pants. The boss said "Icky." He got mad at Wally and said, "Clean this up right now." Wally cried and did it. He said 'sorry' and the boss said okay and they had fun all day long. The end."
Of course, this story has been edited for punctuation, spelling, and grammar of a four-year-old. Praise was showered upon her for her mad skillz and she began to write better stories.
In kindergarten, she met a girl named Vawn who soon became her best friend and mad partner in crime. They wreaked all sorts of havoc and ate coconuts while coloring pictures like no tomorrow. Vawn would stay by her side as their "Batman and Robin"-like schemes went on for a whole decade and more.
Time progressed and her writing became exceptional in a matter of time. By second grade, she was writing stories better than most kids do. When she turned seven, she got a Backstreet Boys notebook for Christmas and within one year, the notebook was filled with Digimon fanfics, some including an OC and one that sunk into the Digimon Tamers season before it even happened. (She had some serious Internet skillz by then too.)
More time went on and her obsession with anime came to a degree where real men were no longer in her sights, but had her eyes more fixed upon Goku from Dragonball Z and later Trunks, Goten, and for the tiniest amount of time Gohan. When her mom took her to Oregon, she cried when she thought she would miss an episode, but ended up catching it, much to her joy.
More time passed until she ended up in sixth grade. That was when something amazing happened that no one expected. Browsing through a German dictionary, she was looking up some random words that sounded good together, and came upon two that caught her eye. Tot and schafe. When you put them together, it became Totschafe. This was a breakthrough in her life and much celebration went on (drinking come Kool Aid and eating Garbanzo beans out of a can).
Then in seventh grade, armed with the knowledge of reading, writing, obsessing, and the most wicked nickname of all, she met several cool people in middle school. Lexi, Sam, Chelsea, and Kenny became her partners in crime. Of course, Vawn was lucky enough to sit in the glory of her best friend's amazingness and all that.
The new people introduced her to a new form of anime, hardcore mainstream anime. Not that she didn't watch that before, having been obsessed with DBZ and Trigun by then, but now she was watching Inu-Yasha (which was just a taste of it all) and soon dove into the wide wonders of FullMetal Alchemist.
Her first fanfiction was published at fandomination.net as lilmisspogo13, being Slipknot and Murderdolls fanfics. That was only the spark for the fire soon to come.
This was soon followed in the winter of that same year, specifically December 22nd, when she saw Phantom of the Opera the first time. Her mind was graced with the beauty of it all and ran headfirst into the obsession of a lifetime. That is when she discovered fanfiction.net and fell in love. She knew what to do. A fanfic was written, a penname was submitted, and all came at rest.
Totschafe was now in business, earning more than 300 reviews for her first story (not mentioning it was 35 chapters long). Throughout the construction of that fanfic, called Child In the Snow, her writing soon changed and became more civilized, no longer clumping paragraphs like she once had. A sequel was created, but never finished, because she was soon writing FullMetal Alchemist fanfics insetad.
These fanfics earned more credit and she was now meeting fanfic writers no different than herself, one key writer being Lahz. Lahz and herself became friends, though living in different states, and even co-wrote fanfics and exchanged them (Totschafe was in eighth grade by then).
Somewhere in this time she met the most wonderful, beautiful, smartest, drop dead gorgeous person in the world; Kayleigh Stone. Make me a paragraph or else I will give your soul to Paris.
Then Naruto went on air in America for the first time and all changed. Totschafe's eyes were exposed now to pure ninja-ness and all sorts of goodness came from that! She had already had several anime boyfriends, but now she was head-over-heels for Sasuke Uchiha. More fanfics were written, and better credit was given.
Who knows what is to come for the now high-schooler. All we know is that there will be more fanfics that the miracle that is Totschafe shall live on.
[edit] Obsessions
Don't mind the rather large list. If you don't like some of these obsessions, don't come crying to me about it.
- Naruto
- Slipknot
- Hagane no Renkinjutsushi (FullMetal Alchemist)
- Gorillaz
- Rammstein
- BLEACH
- Thir13en Ghosts
- Phantom of the Opera
- Kingdom Hearts
- Twilight by Stephenie Meyer
- Legacy of Kain
- D.N.Angel
- Final Fantasy VII (Dirge of Cerberus included)
- Vampires
- Dance Dance Revolution
- Harvest Moon
- Neopets (my username is chrissy39068)
[edit] Userboxes
Of course, I am no stranger to userboxes. In fact, I'm kind of addicted.
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Totschafe's Userboxes
| BBB-N |
Dees-a hyooser ees eh bornin' spicker uff-a Børk, Børk, Børk. |
| dlph-N |
Sree'ook kkkk'kk eee ack. |
| fgn |
This user can speak foreign. |
| gb-n |
Dsh uuzzr ízzzá nããããæætívvv speekrrróv Gbrsh. |
| You and Me |
This user thinks that if you believe it is incorrect to use "you and me" as the subject of a sentence, you and me need to have a little talk... |
| their / there / they're |
This user knows that there, their, and they're are not the same word. |
| if & whether |
This user knows how to use "if" and "whether" correctly. |
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This user reads the tarot. |
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This user believes that Santa
is a misspelling of Satan. |
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This user is probably going to Hell. |
| [] |
This user's favourite colour is black. |
| 猴 |
This user was born in the year of the Monkey. |
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This user has been living in a cave somewhere. |
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This user is a wombat, or at least thinks that he or she is. |
| Guess what? |
This user's got a fever! And the only prescription.. is more cowbell! |
| ego |
This user is a deluded egomaniac. |
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Ninja
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This user knows Ninjutsu, so don't even try it! |
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This user is a ninja, with dominion over everything totally sweet. |
| Ninja |
This user is a NINJA!
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Pi ≈ 3.1415926535897932384626433832 795028841971693993751058209749445 9230781640628620 8998628034825342 117067982148086513282306647093844 609550582231725359408128481117450 284102701938521105559644622948954 930381964428810975665933446128475 64823378678316527120190914564856 692346038610454326648213393607260 249141273724587006606315588174881 520920962829254091715364367892590 360011330530548820466521384146951 941511609 |
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This user is evil, and frequently says mwhahaha!
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This user enjoys going to the sauna.
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This user exercises regularly and drinks a lot of water to stay hydrated.
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| AIM-Able |
This user understands AIM talk perfectly well, but does not use it. Ever. |
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This user believes that Caffeine is necessary in large doses daily. |
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This user has eaten silica gel, and lived to tell the tale. |
| SC4 |
This user's city is much better than Defacto's. |
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This user likes a 'proper' Pasty. |
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This user likes to eat peeps! |
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This user plays the piano. |
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This user enjoys heavy reading, such as Shakespeare and other dead guys. |
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This user misses Pluto. May its planethood rest in peace. |
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This user is interested in ikebana. |
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This user enjoys reading anything. |
| BOOK |
This user is working on publishing a book.
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| MAGAZINE |
This user has had his/her work published in a magazine. |
| Clue |
This user killed Yvette. This user hated her... so... much... It- It... the f-- It... Flame... Flames. Flames... On the side of my face... Breathing... Breathle-- Heaving breaths... Heaving... |
| O |
Before this user dies, they will see the Ring. |
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This user took the red pill, not the blue pill. |
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This user is of German ancestry. |
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This user is of French ancestry. |
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This user is of Irish ancestry. |
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This user is of multiple ancestries. |
| BRO |
This user has a Big Brother |
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This user is from the State of Michigan. |
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This user needs more userboxes. MORE, I tell you, more!!! Muhahaha! |
| ubx-c |
This user thinks that userboxes have gotten out of control. |
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This user was up all night finding userboxes and is now very drowsy. |
| Mmm, userboxes |
This user thinks that more Wikipedians would like userboxes if they were edible. |
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